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[Fanofgaming]

Alright, it's time. You charge in screaming obscenities and battlecries, hoping to demoralize the beast.

Hey, you didn't demoralize him, but you somehow caught him off guard. Maybe he's deaf or something.

You must quickly decide how to proceed, or else he may notice you.

What do you do!?

Your items:
*Steel Two-handed Sword* MULTIGRASP
*Steel Helmet* on HEAD
*Steel Breastplate* on UPPER BODY
*Steel Mail Shirt* on UPPER BODY
*Steel Chain Leggings* on LOWER BODY
TWO *Steel Gauntlets* on BOTH HANDS
TWO *Steel High Boots* on BOTH FEET
*Dragon Leather Quiver* on UPPER BODY
       FIFTEEN +Steel Arrows+
*Dragon Leather Backpack* on UPPER BODY
       FULL *Water-skin* with BEAR BLOOD
       EIGHT AND A HALF DAYS of FOOD RATIONS
       BETTY'S UNDERWEAR

Status Effects: Tired, Hidden
Wounds: Bruised muscles on Head
Enemies: Kumil Fencelength the Sable Dead the male creature mate of evil

[FuzzyZergling]

Throw the underwear, thay are its only weakness!

[Eagle_eye]

Lodge the twohanded sword in its lower body, then gouge its eyes out.

[Fanofgaming]

You throw Betty's underwear at the beast, hoping that it's weak against underwear.
...
...
...
Huh. You broke its arm. How unlikely.

You then charge in and try to stab him in the lower body with your sword.

Unfortunately, he seems to be a ninja, because he quickly turns around and snatches your sword from your hands...Huh.

He's probably about to cut your face off, you'd better do something.

Your items:
*Steel Helmet* on HEAD
*Steel Breastplate* on UPPER BODY
*Steel Mail Shirt* on UPPER BODY
*Steel Chain Leggings* on LOWER BODY
TWO *Steel Gauntlets* on BOTH HANDS
TWO *Steel High Boots* on BOTH FEET
*Dragon Leather Quiver* on UPPER BODY
       FIFTEEN +Steel Arrows+
*Dragon Leather Backpack* on UPPER BODY
       FULL *Water-skin* with BEAR BLOOD
       EIGHT AND A HALF DAYS of FOOD RATIONS

Status Effects: Tired
Wounds: Bruised muscles on Head
Enemies: Kumil Fencelength the Sable Dead the male creature mate of evil with *Steel Two-handed Sword* in RIGHT HAND

[Eagle_eye]

Choke it with the underwear

[Fanofgaming]

You don't have the underwear anymore.

[Eagle_eye]

then pick the underwear up and choke it

[Furtuka]

Pull out an arrow and stab it as it closes in

[FuzzyZergling]

Throw arrows!
Go for the eyes!

[Agith]

Laugh in his face and point to your STEEL helmet, then pull out your own underwear and shove it in the beasts mouth.

[Furtuka]

Laugh in his face and point to your STEEL helmet, then pull out your own underwear and shove it in the beasts mouth.

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b-but the inventory screens says we arent wearing underwear...


 

[Fanofgaming]

That's because we like to go Commando.

You begin to throw arrows at the beast, but it appears that it's already within striking range... It gives you a good whack in the leg with the flat of its sword, bruising the skin.

Then you try to pick up Betty's underwear, but the beast is too fast for you to slip by it! He gives you another good whack in your right arm, bruising the muscle.

Suddenly, you get a brilliant idea! You pull out one of your arrows and attempt to stab the beast in the face. You get off a good hit, but it does little more than fracture the skull of the creature. This sunuvabitch is tough.

You then reach into your leggings, hoping to pull out your own underwear to stuff down the beast's throat. You then realize that you don't wear underwear... In your moment of confusion, the beast manages to cut your right fifth finger off. Huh.

Time for a new plan.

Your items:
+Steel Arrow+ in RIGHT HAND
*Steel Helmet* on HEAD
*Steel Breastplate* on UPPER BODY
*Steel Mail Shirt* on UPPER BODY
*Steel Chain Leggings* on LOWER BODY
TWO *Steel Gauntlets* on BOTH HANDS
TWO *Steel High Boots* on BOTH FEET
*Dragon Leather Quiver* on UPPER BODY
       THIRTEEN +Steel Arrows+
*Dragon Leather Backpack* on UPPER BODY
       FULL *Water-skin* with BEAR BLOOD
       EIGHT AND A HALF DAYS of FOOD RATIONS
BLOOD on RIGHT HAND

Status Effects: Tired, Pain, Bleeding
Wounds: Bruised muscles on Head, bruised skin on Left Leg, bruised muscle on Right Arm, missing Right Fifth Finger
Enemies: Kumil Fencelength the Sable Dead the male creature mate of evil with *Steel Two-handed Sword* in RIGHT HAND

[Eagle_eye]

bite it in the right hand and shake it around.

[Furtuka]

challenge the beast to honorable combat by slapping it in the face with your gauntlet

[Fanofgaming]

Sorry for late update.

You bite the Night Creature in the hand, hoping to... Well, let's face it, you don't have a plan.

That was probably a bad idea, as it gave the beast time to cut your left hand off. Huh.

Well, you pick up your gauntlet and slap the beast in the face to signify an honorable fight. You've managed to piss him off, and he bites you in the head and starts shaking you around.

He's shaking you around, you had better do something that'll get a roll above 30!

Your items:
+Steel Arrow+ in RIGHT HAND
*Steel Helmet* on HEAD
*Steel Breastplate* on UPPER BODY
*Steel Mail Shirt* on UPPER BODY
*Steel Chain Leggings* on LOWER BODY
*Steel Gauntlet* on RIGHT HAND
TWO *Steel High Boots* on BOTH FEET
*Dragon Leather Quiver* on UPPER BODY
       THIRTEEN +Steel Arrows+
*Dragon Leather Backpack* on UPPER BODY
       FULL *Water-skin* with BEAR BLOOD
       EIGHT AND A HALF DAYS of FOOD RATIONS

Status Effects: Tired, Extreme Pain, Heavy Bleeding
Wounds: Bruised muscles on Head, bruised skin on Left Leg, bruised muscle on Right Arm, missing Right Fifth Finger, missing Left Hand, torn muscles on Head
Enemies: Kumil Fencelength the Sable Dead the male creature mate of evil with *Steel Two-handed Sword* in RIGHT HAND