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Author Topic: A Story About Irishmen, Swedes, Ukrainians and Zombies. and some regular guys  (Read 14142 times)

Phantom

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Re: MY god where did all these zombies come from
« Reply #30 on: November 21, 2010, 08:48:56 pm »

"OI! IRISHMAN! THERE'S A SCOT AT THE MALL THAT SAID YOU WERE A PANSY!"
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Re: MY god where did all these zombies come from
« Reply #31 on: November 21, 2010, 08:50:06 pm »

*makes his way to mall entrance casually smashing skulls with crowbar*  well it seems weve made it to a temporary safe haven. lets get inside
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Re: MY god where did all these zombies come from
« Reply #32 on: November 21, 2010, 08:50:49 pm »

Suddenly he stops looks at the man and says " Well I dont see him out here killing these things so he can kiss my arse or be filled with hot lead ! " then continues shooting
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Re: MY god where did all these zombies come from
« Reply #33 on: November 21, 2010, 08:52:18 pm »

*at glass mall doors* "to ukranian" why would you try to provoke him? hes having fun, just get in here so we can start barricading these doors
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Re: MY god where did all these zombies come from
« Reply #34 on: November 21, 2010, 08:54:42 pm »

"I wouldn't suggest going in that mall." Said the Ukrainian.

As Grey9 enters, a megaphone is heard from a helicopter above.

"ATTENTION SURVIVORS, SURRENDER NOW AND YOU WILL BE EXECUTED PAINLESSLY. RESIST AND YOU WILL BE FED TO THE ZOMBIE HORDES."

The Ukrainian responds. "No really there was a scotsman that said that. Oh look, a Swedish helicopter. So that's the Military attacking."
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Re: MY god where did all these zombies come from
« Reply #35 on: November 21, 2010, 08:58:29 pm »

*storms into mall ignoring phantoms attempts at plot development the runs back out realising that phantom was probably right, proceedingto pick a FAL battle rifle off the ground and several magazines for the weapon* well where would you propose we go SIR!   
i propose we rescue the man henceforth reffered to as irish from whatever fate awaits him on that roof
« Last Edit: November 21, 2010, 09:04:51 pm by grey9 »
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Re: MY god where did all these zombies come from
« Reply #36 on: November 21, 2010, 09:04:40 pm »

"Over there, towards the fortified church."
The Ukrainian takes a pot shot at the helicopter and heads towards the church.
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Re: MY god where did all these zombies come from
« Reply #37 on: November 21, 2010, 09:06:33 pm »

*looks back at the irishman and shouts* if it gets to intense for you well be in that church *follows ukranian with the rest of the gang in tow* 

*in church* so ukraine whats your story? how did you get ito this?
p.s. we can split up at anytime for those of you freelancers who want to start your own story arcs
« Last Edit: November 21, 2010, 09:11:09 pm by grey9 »
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Re: MY god where did all these zombies come from
« Reply #38 on: November 21, 2010, 09:11:44 pm »

As the Ukrainian walked towards the church, his path was obscured by tear gas and regular smoke, thrown from the helicopter.
Thankfully, his gas mask saved him, but he could not see more than 5 feet in front of him.
"SHIT."
He proclaimed, as he fumble forward in the smoke and gas.
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Re: MY god where did all these zombies come from
« Reply #39 on: November 21, 2010, 09:13:29 pm »

HOLY CHRIST! what the hell is this stuff it hurts so much got an extra mask there? WHAT THE HELL DO I DO?
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Re: MY god where did all these zombies come from
« Reply #40 on: November 21, 2010, 09:15:18 pm »

"Go loot one of the dead Swedes, I saw a few with gas masks. If you mind, I saw my units BTR."
Said the Ukrainian, fumbling towards the church with the sounds of an engine in the distance.
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Re: MY god where did all these zombies come from
« Reply #41 on: November 21, 2010, 09:17:54 pm »

i think ill just tough it out, *holds on to ukranians belt while grinding teeth in pain*
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Re: MY god where did all these zombies come from
« Reply #42 on: November 21, 2010, 09:21:32 pm »

As the Ukrainian walked forward, a voice is heard.
"KOVALENKO! Is that you!? Holy hell, guys he survived, wait, he brought someone."
As the Ukrainian stumbled out of the smoke and tear gas, he is welcomed to the sight of his platoon waiting for him at the BTR he  drove into the city with.
"Lieutenant, just give this guy a gas mask or a helmet, and get him off my belt."
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Re: MY god where did all these zombies come from
« Reply #43 on: November 21, 2010, 09:23:32 pm »

hey guys hope you dont mind me and the german and those other guys who are with me as well, i think they avoided the tear gas
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Re: MY god where did all these zombies come from
« Reply #44 on: November 21, 2010, 09:26:15 pm »

"Yeah, we have enough room in the BTR, if you need supplies go take a look at the guys setting up base in the Church.
KOVALENKO! You get to drive. CIVILIAN! Grab a helmet and a Gas Mask from the stiff at the churches front door."
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