Print

Please login or register.
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever
Login with username, password and session length

[neotemplar]

It massively annoys me that shy guys are the only unplayable race. They're my favorites!

[Neyvn]

It massively annoys me that shy guys are the only unplayable race. They're my favorites!

http://www.mushroomgo.thecomicseries.com/comics/10/

Its in interesting take on the Mushroom Kingdom world but the last panel is all I am linking it for...

[SanDiego]

Typical, really.

There goes the half naked Skullcrusher III. In the end he possessed 5 ears and polar bear tooth amulet. It was not even a quest, it was random ambush while traveling to local government center for more quests...

[Eagle_eye]

swimming is a good investment...

[Thatdude]

Yeah. I need to get swimming on my one. I'm becoming quite fond of him after a second bandit camp raid being a huge success.

So now after my first raid the people need me for a new bigger danger: Mirding Gerbilsanctum (lol name) the human bowman.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

So off I trot stopping at a hamlet overnight before hitting up the camp itself... Literally for the inhabitants...

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

After some of his lackeys have been de-eared and be-headed I meet the bowman himself!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Yeah, Like that's going to happen...

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

With that finished I go about seeing the loot they have here (this was one bag of 4)...

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

... I loot heartily away and now have an awesome inventory. I have too many coins...

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Accomplishments so far:
>9 ears (and a head)
>9 Human kills
>No jewellery 

So... what should I do next?

[Alizarin]

I was just wondering something.. Are we allowed to take both ears from one person? Or just one ear per person?

[dennislp3]

Two ears wont do anything for your ear count....will just mean you have back ups in case you lose one =P

[The Merchant Of Menace]

I take the right ear from men, and the left ear from women. Children of both genders relinquish a nose.

[Igfig]

Here comes a new challenger!



I should mention that I've modded things a bit to allow me to craft stuff out of my kills.  I imagine that this goes against the spirit of the jewelry challenge, so I won't be competing in that.

[Kolbur]

I present you:

Ejel Stormseer, the Deteriorated Fingers of Cover!

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

He collected 24 ears from 14 humans and some goblins. They were no match for him. Defeating the fearsome bogeymen also was no problem for the thinly clothed barbarian. The lonely warrior even hacked a vile man consort in half with a single and only strike of his trusty bronze great axe! Unfortunately his self-confidence was boosted too far from those easy successes and so he tried to match his skills with an evil night woman. She showed him his limits and struck him down.
Seriously at that point I was just rolling over everyone but the night woman bitch was untouchable for me. I couldn't land a single hit while she beat and gored the crap out of me. 

[Misterstone]

Awesome, I love how people who play this game are happy to send their kickass character to his doom even when it is doing some well.

[Vinnie]

I found that even with an awesome character it is too easy to have a foot or hand mangled,

Mangled? My guy lost his left hand in the first fight he got in... He only killed the guy by throwing his steel shield as the fellah ran - it smashed open the brain. He took home three ears that day.

[Jordrake]

Mr. Bloodstab was unceremoniously killed, so in his footsteps follows Priscilla Deathrain.



Let's rock.

[Misterstone]

How do you guys roll up a random char like that, is it a mod or what?  Otherwise, how did you start with knife skill?

[Neyvn]

So, Tried an outside, kinda hard to do anything without a Backpack due to the fact you can't carry anything, but I got a kill on a Legendary Lion, who had forced me to crawl for the rest of my life, yellow wounds to the legs. After that, the villagers sent me to kill a nightmonster who had this very nice little cave all mined out with a door as well. Amazingly they had no spouse or kid so I was able to live after taking out its legs and forcing it down to my level. Sleeping there for a bit to see if I would heal (which I didn't) I went back to the village, they sent me on a Bandit hunting quest, I get to the camp, and the bandits pay me no mind as I go about collecting their armour, dropping my dagger to grab the armour to put on, rinse and repeat...

Then for some odd reason the damn target DASHES like made to the otherside of the world by the feels of it, cause I could never find him, none the less I killed the swordy and archer that remained, still on the ground and flashing wounded. After that I headed back to the village for another Bandit quest and died to a pileon of bandits and bolts cause my aids wouldn't come help fight...