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Vote Count:

Argembarger: {0} 
NativeForeigner: {2}  Argembarger, inteuniso
inteuniso: {1}  NativeForeigner

Not Voting:

Day 4 ends Wednesday, 12/15 at 11 PM EST.

One shorten request heard.   Two required to end the day.

[NativeForeigner]

I'm heaing out for now, so I can only vote against the extension for now and unvote. When I get back, I'm reading through the forums again. You bring up very good points, Argem, especially the point that you BOTH voted Logismo. It's had me very confused and unsure in this final legging, bug I'm determined to figure this out. Whomever's town out of you two, don't fall for the scum's trap. They're trying to make up for not winning the game the last day.

Another reason why I'm not scum. I won my very first scum game by causing a tie in LYLO. Why wouldn't I do that again?

[NativeForeigner]

Whoops, I meant vote against the shorten.

[inteuniso]

Thank you for making it that much more obvious. Why wouldn't you just lylo. Oh, that's right, you did that the first day.

And if you had, we could have looked at your previous history realized that it was mighty scummy of you to pull that twice, and that would have been yet another of your scumtells.

Thank you for looking that up for me; I didn't realize you had done that. Let's end this.
Shorten the Day. End it now.

[Toaster]

Vote Count:

Argembarger: {0} 
NativeForeigner: {2}  Argembarger, inteuniso
inteuniso: {0} 

Not Voting: NativeForeigner

Day 4 ends Wednesday, 12/15 at 11 PM EST.

Two shorten requests heard and one objection.  Since at least 51% of votes after subtracting objections must be for shorten, the day cannot be shortened while the objection is in place.

[NativeForeigner]

And if you had, we could have looked at your previous history realized that it was mighty scummy of you to pull that twice, and that would have been yet another of your scumtells.

I'm not really sure what you're saying here. Pull what twice? Winning the game as scum twice? It doesn't matter if it looks scummy at that point, scum would have fun. If it's LYLO and there's a tie, that means no one gets lynched. Then the scum gets their NK. That would have left two Townies and two Scum, an automatic loss for town. So regardless of how scummy it would have been for me to pull that twice, it would have still won me the game, so why WOULDN'T I do it?

[inteuniso]

Two shorten requests heard and one objection.  Since at least 51% of votes after subtracting objections must be for shorten, the day cannot be shortened while the objection is in place.

I'm sorry, what? 3 total votes=100% 2 votes would equal 66.6%. Where do you get that 2 votes out of 3 is not a majority?

Oh well. It ends tonight. I would like to see it end now, but tonight is good enough.

[NativeForeigner]

I'm getting nowhere with this. My posts are being largely ignored by a hard-headed town and it doesn't help that I look pretty damn scummy. I played a poor town game and I apologise. Well done, scum. End it now.

For the record, I'm fairly certain Argem was the scum.

[Toaster]

NativeForeigner looks at the other two and sighs.  “I guess this is an end to my romaine around.”

Argembarger glares at him and laughs.  “We’ve peeled you to your inner layers!  I’m going to make you cry.”

Inteuniso flexes his arms.  “I’m going to give you a real crunch!”

Inteuniso holds NativeForeigner down while Argembarger beats him to death with a hammer.

Wait... weren’t the first murders done with a hammer?

Uh oh!

Argembarger the Mafia Onion trips inteuniso the Town Crouton, and visits a furious vengeance upon him with his deadly hammer.  He then runs out of the town square, steals a car, and escapes into the night.


Game over!  Argembarger and logismo of the Mafia win!


Full roles:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Town

Iceberg Lettuce

You are Iceberg Lettuce, a stalwart of any true salad, and well respected throughout the greens community.  Too bad you don’t really do anything special, other than contain a lot of fiber.

You are a Townie.  You win when all the scum are dead.

Romaine Lettuce

You’ve travelled throughout the world extensively, so people have taken to calling you Romaine Lettuce.   You travelling stopped you from learning any job skills, so you’ll have to use your wits to solve this mystery.

You are a Townie.  You win when all the scum are dead.

Tomato

Three tomatoes were walking down the street- a mommy tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato.  The baby tomato kept falling behind.  Eventually the daddy tomato went back to the baby tomato and squashed him flat.  He looked at the baby tomato and said “Ketchup.”

You are a Townie.  You win when all the scum are dead.

Ranch Dressing

You are always the dressing for the occasion.  On this occasion, you can cover somebody up each night, and protect them from any harm!  Unfortunately, you’re awfully thick, so anyone covered by you won’t be able to do anything, either.

At night, you may target one person.  That person will be protected and roleblocked that night.

You are a Townie.  You win when all the scum are dead.

Carrots

You are carrots- orange, pointy, and full of vitamin A!  All that beta carotene has given you excellent eyesight, even in the dark of night.  You can watch someone’s house at night to see who visits them.  You can’t see what goes on in their house, though- you have sharp eyes, not x-ray vision.

At night, you may target one person.  You will get the names of anyone who actions them that night, but not what they did.

You are a Townie.  You win when all the scum are dead.

Crouton

Crunchy tasty croutons!  You are so crunchy, that even anyone who gets near you starts crunching.  Anyone who comes to visit you at night will step on the crumbs you’ve dropped in your house, so you’ll know how many times you were visited in the night.  Unfortunately, you’re also really afraid of the dark, so you won’t peek out from under your covers to see who is visiting you, and you won’t know what they were doing- unless they’re killing you.  Then you’ll find out, but you’ll also be dead.

At the end of the night, you will be told how many actioned you in the night, but not who or why.

You are a Townie.  You win when all the scum are dead.

Egg

You’re already a hard-boiled egg, so it was an easy jump to become a hard-boiled cop.  You can go check out someone’s house at night, and see if they’re law-abiding or a rotten egg.

You may target one person at night.  You will be told that person’s alignment at the end of the night.

Scum

Onion

Your job is to make people cry.  You also stink.  You can rub yourself on other people and make them stink too.  Anyone you rub yourself on will stink so bad that anyone investigating them will think it’s them that stink, and decide they are scum!  The stink will wash off when they take a shower in the morning.

You may target one person at night.  That night, your target will inspect as scum to any cops.

You are mafia.  You win when you equal or outnumber the town.

Mushroom

You used to be a fun guy, but now you’re just a criminal.  You can spread a cloud of spores around somebody’s house at night, and the next morning you can see who has spores on them, letting you know who visited that house that night.

At night, you may target one person.  You will get the names of anyone who actions them that night, but not what they did.

You are mafia.  You win when you equal or outnumber the town.

[Toaster]

Night 1 actions:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Argembarger - Kill Flintus10

You sneak off in the night to Flintus’s house.  He is lying inside, asleep in his bed.  You smash him with your trusty hammer until he is good and scrambled.  You run back to your house before anyone sees you.

inteuniso - Crunch report

You sleep peacefully through the night.  You didn’t hear any crunching, so you must not have had any uninvited guests.

logismo - Spore Argembarger

On your way home, you swing past Argembarger’s house and shoot a big cloud of spores around it.  After that, you head home and get some sleep.

In the morning, as you begin gathering at the center of town for the day’s trials, you don’t see spores on anybody.  No one must have visited him.

Flintus - Inspect Kamina, die

You sneak off to Kamina’s house after dark.  Your peer through his windows and scout his house.  After a thorough investigation, you determine he is sunny side up- he’s Town!  You go home and sleep on it, but you won’t be able to tell anyone about it because someone breaks in and smashes you to bits with a hammer.  Ouch!

You have died.  You may chat about it here:
http://www.quicktopic.com/45/H/pA5Wj7u9X3TLk

Taco Dan - Watch Kamina

You use your sharp eyes to peer out your window and watch Kamina’s house.  It isn’t long before someone shows up- it’s Flintus!  You aren’t sure what he’s doing, but he definitely paid Kamina a visit.  No one else shows up, so you head to bed and sleep until the morning.

Night 2 actions:

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logismo- Spore Kamina

You sneak out after you go home for the night and blast Kamina’s house with a big cloud of spores.  If anyone visits, you’ll know for sure!

As you gather in the town square again in the morning, you fail to see anyone with spores.  Looks like Kamina had no visitors!

inteuniso - Crunch report

Another night of peaceful sleep!  You must not be a popular stop.  Sorry!

Pandar - Die

You head home for the night, and snuggle up in your bed, in an intense internal debate on whether you are a fruit or a vegetable.  You are so wrapped up in your own head that you don’t notice someone breaking into your house.  You do notice getting smashed by a hammer, but by then it’s far too late.  Splat!

You are dead.  You may discuss it here:  http://www.quicktopic.com/45/H/pA5Wj7u9X3TLk

Argembarger - Kill Pandar

You sneak off toward Pandarsenic’s house a bit after dark.  You successfully pry open a window, and make your way toward the bedroom.  He is awake, but clearly not paying attention to anything.  You make your way over to him and begin pounding him with your hammer, and it’s not long before he’s a squashed mess.  You wipe off your hands and return home.  Soon this town will be yours!

Night 3 actions:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Argembarger - Kill Kamina

You sneak over to Kamina’s house.  You check his windows, and find the bathroom window is open!  Probably because he took a massive dump in there and is letting it air out- ugh!  The smell is so bad you fall to the floor coming through the window.  The shock of impact causes his medicine cabinet to pop open, and a jar of baby powder falls out.  The jar breaks open, sending a cloud of baby powder into your face, blinding and choking you!  You stagger out into the hallway, gagging and flailing your arms.  A bookcase is the first thing you knock over, which crashes downward into a coffee table, smashing it into splinters with a loud crunch.  The glass bowls on top of the bookcase are next to go, flying off and crashing in two separate directions.  You kick an end table by accident, sending it flying through the front door.  Your flailing and kicking then knock his TV over onto a potted plant- splat!

Terrified of the noise you’re making, you run in a straight line into what you think is the bedroom.  Unfortunately, you’ve entered the kitchen!  Did you know Kamina had a giant rack of pots and pans over his stove?  Now you do, as you flail into it and send the whole business crashing downward.  You step on a non-stick pan and trip backwards into the refrigerator.  It tips over and smashes the pantry door and shelves, sending a rain of canned goods into the kitchen floor.  The canned good avalanche is too much for you, and you roll on cans skittering into a shelf- oh no!  The spice rack!  Naturally, you get a face full of pepper, exacerbating your burning eyes and coughing throat.  You run out of the room, tripping over cans as you go.

The dining room is next to feel your wrath, as you trip over one last can and crash completely through the table!  A knife that had been left on the table flies up and cuts the chandelier cord in a one-in-a-million chance, sending it crashing down.  You roll out of the way just in time, but also succeed in knocking over every chair in the room.  A chunk of wood scratches your leg, and you jump up in surprise, back into the hallway.  You back up, hopping on one leg, and crash through another door.

The bedroom door, where Kamina has by now heard you and woken up!

...wait, he’s still asleep.  Damn, he’s a sound sleeper!  You wipe your face on his sheets, then proceed to shred him into tiny bits.

You walk out the front door, which has by now fallen off its hinges, and walk calmly home.

Kamina - Die

You sleep peacefully through the night, except for the part where someone comes in and shreds you.  Ouch!

You have died.  You may discuss it here:  http://www.quicktopic.com/45/H/pA5Wj7u9X3TLk

inteuniso - Crunch report

Another day, another night of restful sleep.  At least you aren’t getting murdered in your bed, right?

Dead chat:
http://www.quicktopic.com/45/H/pA5Wj7u9X3TLk

Scum chat:
http://www.quicktopic.com/45/H/hZkqjS7Xk8Sn



Oh, and inteuniso:  Native's objection counted as an anti-vote, so it was 2-1=1 out of 3 that voted for the shorten.  When he changed his mind, that was it.

[NativeForeigner]

Toooooooold you. Next time don't blindly follow he who has the first word on the last day.

[NativeForeigner]

Dead chat's SOOOO exciting.

[Toaster]

I was quite disappointed with dead chat.  logismo narrowly dodging the lynch twice was pretty impressive, though.

ToonyMan has a LYLO scumtell- he who votes first is scum.  I've seen it happen several times.


Anyway, I hope everyone enjoyed this game- it was nice to not have any replacements.  I'm still getting my bearings for modding and such, so I'd welcome any feedback.  Thanks to Mephansteras for helping me balance!

[NativeForeigner]

I enjoyed it. And I just got done reading the scumchat, I immediately knew for sure it was you when you voted for a shorten, Argem, but it was too late for me.
Well done.

[Vector]

ToonyMan has a LYLO scumtell- he who votes first is scum.  I've seen it happen several times.

Interestingly, I generally avoid posting first as scum for precisely that reason.