Argembarger - Kill Kamina
You sneak over to Kamina’s house. You check his windows, and find the bathroom window is open! Probably because he took a massive dump in there and is letting it air out- ugh! The smell is so bad you fall to the floor coming through the window. The shock of impact causes his medicine cabinet to pop open, and a jar of baby powder falls out. The jar breaks open, sending a cloud of baby powder into your face, blinding and choking you! You stagger out into the hallway, gagging and flailing your arms. A bookcase is the first thing you knock over, which crashes downward into a coffee table, smashing it into splinters with a loud crunch. The glass bowls on top of the bookcase are next to go, flying off and crashing in two separate directions. You kick an end table by accident, sending it flying through the front door. Your flailing and kicking then knock his TV over onto a potted plant- splat!
Terrified of the noise you’re making, you run in a straight line into what you think is the bedroom. Unfortunately, you’ve entered the kitchen! Did you know Kamina had a giant rack of pots and pans over his stove? Now you do, as you flail into it and send the whole business crashing downward. You step on a non-stick pan and trip backwards into the refrigerator. It tips over and smashes the pantry door and shelves, sending a rain of canned goods into the kitchen floor. The canned good avalanche is too much for you, and you roll on cans skittering into a shelf- oh no! The spice rack! Naturally, you get a face full of pepper, exacerbating your burning eyes and coughing throat. You run out of the room, tripping over cans as you go.
The dining room is next to feel your wrath, as you trip over one last can and crash completely through the table! A knife that had been left on the table flies up and cuts the chandelier cord in a one-in-a-million chance, sending it crashing down. You roll out of the way just in time, but also succeed in knocking over every chair in the room. A chunk of wood scratches your leg, and you jump up in surprise, back into the hallway. You back up, hopping on one leg, and crash through another door.
The bedroom door, where Kamina has by now heard you and woken up!
...wait, he’s still asleep. Damn, he’s a sound sleeper! You wipe your face on his sheets, then proceed to shred him into tiny bits.
You walk out the front door, which has by now fallen off its hinges, and walk calmly home.
Kamina - Die
You sleep peacefully through the night, except for the part where someone comes in and shreds you. Ouch!
You have died. You may discuss it here:
http://www.quicktopic.com/45/H/pA5Wj7u9X3TLkinteuniso - Crunch report
Another day, another night of restful sleep. At least you aren’t getting murdered in your bed, right?