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[LuckyNinja]

Put simply, what's the most ridiculous action that you've ever committed in LCS, and gotten away with? Be it shooting up a building and racking up about 40 kills with a team of paraplegic hippies armed with flamethrowers, or kung-fu kicking your way through the police HQ. While naked.


Mine (to date) is the trial of my LCS founder when I was raided, and didn't want to lose all my hackers there. Granted I had a sleeper judge, but still...

The charges


The hearing


The verdict

[mainiac]

I was all ready to say "what, no treason charges?"  Then I saw the verdict...

XD

[Servant Corps]

Put simply, what's the most ridiculous action that you've ever committed in LCS, and gotten away with? Be it shooting up a building and racking up about 40 kills with a team of paraplegic hippies armed with flamethrowers, or kung-fu kicking your way through the police HQ. While naked.

What you posted is far more ridiculous than anything we could ever do.

[KaguroDraven]

I got away with 'liberateing' children from sweat shops, teaching them how to use automatic weapons, then handing them them guns, and ammo, and marching them into the police station. No Death Squads at the time and one got captured rather than killed. Ratted me out, got away with it.

[Burnt Pies]

I solo'd a lot of death squads with my sword founder, but she was wearing heavy body armour at the time. It was still kinda awesome seeing her shrug off conservative bullets and washing the ground with liberal amounts of blood.

[h3lblad3]

I got away with 'liberateing' children from sweat shops, teaching them how to use automatic weapons, then handing them them guns, and ammo, and marching them into the police station. No Death Squads at the time and one got captured rather than killed. Ratted me out, got away with it.

I made them prostitutes once. I've felt sick just thinking about it ever since.

[Criptfeind]

I got away with 'liberateing' children from sweat shops, teaching them how to use automatic weapons, then handing them them guns, and ammo, and marching them into the police station. No Death Squads at the time and one got captured rather than killed. Ratted me out, got away with it.

I made them prostitutes once. I've felt sick just thinking about it ever since.

I thought the game stopped you from doing sexual things to childrin?

[Duuvian]

I got away with 'liberateing' children from sweat shops, teaching them how to use automatic weapons, then handing them them guns, and ammo, and marching them into the police station. No Death Squads at the time and one got captured rather than killed. Ratted me out, got away with it.

I made them prostitutes once. I've felt sick just thinking about it ever since.

I thought the game stopped you from doing sexual things to childrin?

Yeah. YOU aren't doing anything to them.

EDIT: I tried it once to see what happens. If I remember correctly, I didn't receive any cash, but they gained seduction skill.

[Pnx]

On the other end of the spectrum some versions back I once had a liberated child trying to pick locks in the police station, this was in an uber arch-conservative world with death squads and such. Anyway, after a few tries picking locks, at one point the conservatives abruptly become alarmed very quickly, then the child gets cornered by police (but no death squads) and gets knocked out and capture.... The child stands trial for the crime of loitering, and gets the death sentence.

Let me recap: child, loitering, DEATH SENTENCE.

[The Merchant Of Menace]

Well that's just the UK. "Oh noes!! Those children are hanging around in the park, they must want to mug/rape/kill me" *calls police*

[Vicid]

I recall in a recent version you couldn't date teenagers who were under 16.  This prevented you from hitting on someone if they were literally under 16 but with people you don't know the age was always a guess.

So my founder was in a crack house and met a girl who was (according to his estimation) "14?"

To which he said something like "Hey bby my d*ck just died, mind if I bury it in your ass?"

[Kay12]

I recall in a recent version you couldn't date teenagers who were under 16.  This prevented you from hitting on someone if they were literally under 16 but with people you don't know the age was always a guess.

So my founder was in a crack house and met a girl who was (according to his estimation) "14?"

To which he said something like "Hey bby my d*ck just died, mind if I bury it in your ass?"

I swear, I though the kid was 14 but I wasn't sure!

[Meanmelter]

So, I can't train little 7 year olds how to take someones wallet while getting laid anymore?

[Ze Spy]

Escaped from a Death squad-agent-police Clusterfuck while cornered

[Balistic604]

Killed an entire swat team alone using kung fu.