Turn 19: One Thing After Another
Ensure there is badass fight music in the backround before summoning two poles out of the ground and rushing the chain prophet.
5) fight music begins to play as you and the chain prophet stare each other down. as the intro ebbs and flows, you begin to circle each other, daring the him to make a move, until suddenly the song goes into overdrive and the real epic part begins. you suddenly bolt at him and he does the same. you clap your hands together awkwardly and poles jump out of the ground and into your hands, each with a pointy end. you hold them towards him while he whips a chain towards you. 6) you block the chain, jumping up into the air and thrusting one of your poles at him, 5) catching his head. 1) he reals in pain as your pole pierces his eye and... EEEEWWWEE!! he's not going to be getting up from that anytime soon.
and once again the dice roll so that another potentially epic battle is ruined...
Throw the chessboard at the chain prophet's head for an anticlimatic ending.
2) well the chain prophet is dead now so you decide to throw it at Flint instead. you toss it at him, hitting him in the chest 2) knocking the wind out of him and causing him to release his grip on the pointy metal poles. 6) luckily, he isn't impaled on them, but they fall insuch a way that when he lands on one of them, the other is launched towards you instead! 2) it pierces your stomach and runs you right through.
(... okay... let me explain the rolls here. the first 2 was unlucky for you and flint, meaning you didn't initially want to throw it at your ally but it happened anyway. the next roll was a 2, for Flint's defense roll, then the 6 was for weather he would get impaled, but they got launched instead... what the hell happened?)
Give Nai my "+1" ring and agree.
6) your rings still won't come off, but you do agree that you are a fool.
Nai decides that she's going to heal you, since you obviously are not in the right of mind. 1) she put her hands on your leg, making you cringe. her hands begin to glow, but suddenly your leg doesn't feel so hot. you hear Nai gasp and when you look you see that your leg has been cut off.
great. just great.
Nai's expression is horrified and she seems frozen, shocked at the blood flowing from your wound.
Order my pig minions to go and conquer, and to bring back the bones of the fallen so I can make a mighty scepter.
3) you want to send your pigs off to go and conquer, but you don't know where they should go. you tell them to prepare for battle. 3) they're pigs. They're always ready for battle
Get out get out! Also, don't roll a 3rd 1
6) the vents suddenly burst open and you are dumped out of them into a small hallway with three doors and a blown off door in it.
PlayersHmH, a Doctor's Worst Nightmare
completely Fine, infatuated with Nai, left leg cut off at knee, extreme bleeding
orange Jumpsuit, Crossbow made of toilet paper, lighter, nailfile, "-1" ring (equipped), "+1" ring (equipped)
Adventure Party= Nai
Location: Lab
Flint, Prophet of the Pole God, Enemy of the Chain God, Soldier of Gaucamole (Flintus10)
Right arm bent, 8' tall, metal pole legs, winded
Location: Outside the prison
Sam the Boom man (maxicaxi)
$999,900, shirt, pants, shoes, socks (2), boxers
Location: Prison hallway
JacenHanLovesLegos, Defender of Chess
Awesome skin, impaled by pole, stomach pierced
Orange Jumpsuit, two burnt out lazor pistols, Dress,, Queen's crown, King's crown, Chessboard
Location: outside the prison
Quip Silvertongue
Heavy boots, Camo pants, Leather Jacket, lazor pistol
Location: lab hallway
Krath the Pig King
black and white striped shirt and pants combo, triangle shaped shades with one lense broken, empty plastic bottle, crown
Location: pig cave
NPC'sNai
Green skin, green hair, giant leaf on head, infatuated with HmH
Location: lab. Relations: HmH
Locations a strange jail surrounded by a large stone fence with barbed wire at the top (with a hole in one place) with long hallways of jail cells. much of it is unexplored. The security room is behind an unlabeled door. in it are machines lining one wall with lots of tiny screens. sofas are on the other side. security is robotic and strange animals walk the halls. in one of the many halls there is a large hole going from the top floor to a strange laberatory underground. on the top floor there is a hall that continues through holes in the walls until it finally breaks the outer wall. there is a cafeteria.
A former laberatory located under the Prison. a hole is in the cieling and rubble is under it. their are scraps of strange machines everywhere and a large room with a melted glass wall lays in the front. the walls are scorched. a burned door is opposite the glass wall. behind the door is a hallway with three doors branching off.
behind the blue door is
behind the red door is
behind the green door with a red "X" on it is a small room overun with plants. some of these plants have proven to be genetically altered and hostile
a large expanse of sand. with the ruins of an exploded decrepit house sitting between a very large build on the horizon and a tall tower in the distace. there is a cave in the middle of it with a large pool and sleeping places in it.
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