Turn 14: Infatuation
Summon a giant chessboard for a battle of the wits!
6) you are a Chess Nerd, an elite chess player that's part of a top secret organization. you tell them this, but they laugh. "what does that change?" they ask.
"Well, this." you open your arms and a giant chess board appears on the ground.
though they are impressed with your skills, they still want to kill you. they charge but stop short at they are only pawns, except for one, which suddenly has a crown on its head. you grin as a crown appears on your head and you are suddenly wearing a frilly dress.
Calmly ask what is going on, tell them: 'I am an inspector from the Prision Inspection Board or PIB for short, obviously I did not break in here.'
When they start shooting I will EXTREMELY use my COMMANDO POWAHS to dodge the bullets and BADASSLY find a firearm.
6) you calmly ask them what the hell they think they are doing, if it's possible to say that calmly. they look around confused. "I am a prison inspector you ****ers. I am going to see to it that none of you have your jobs after this you ***holes." they are still skeptical until one of them comes up to you and says:
"oh yeah I remember you. you're from the PIB and you're the guy that got lost in the air vents 10 years ago."
"Not lost." You say, matter-of-factly. "I needed to inspect every vent you guys had. twice. and I should really check it again just to be sure." 6) you jump up, grabbing the gun off of the guard and smashing through the cieling and into an air duct. "I'm borrowing this." You yell. "You guys have a major rat problem."
boy that was close you think to yourself.
Seek out any other inmates and convert them to the way of the pole.
4) you begin looking for other inmates to convert when you come across an old man in a cell. he looks like he'll be an easy convert. you call out to him. he looks up and shows that his eyes are dark vortexes. do you really want to conver this guy? hell yeah!
2) you begin telling him how great poleyism is half way through your speach he opens his mouth.
"Please leave all questions until the end of the rant." you tell him, continuing. suddenly, a vortex come right at you. 5) you dodge it easily, but the vortex tears apart the metal bars.
"I am a chainthlic." he says in a very deep voice. "And I hate the Poleish." he gets up and walks out of the larg hole in his cell.
Exit through a door or a crack in the roof? That's for sissies.
GESPENST KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK through the wall!
link related http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OcwkRpuHuA
2) you stub your toe when you kick the wall. for some reason, you decided to kick it. hmmmmm
"You are a lifesaver. I'm HmH, by the way."
Get back to the three-doors joint.
UPD: Oh, and I'm still a Doctor's Worst Nightmare. Is that intended?
6) you get up, wary of any and all plants, and see that you are completely healed. "You, you saved my life." you say. her shoulders relax.
"Oh, thank Armok." she said, getting up. "We should probably get out of here."
Realizing that she's right, you lead her outside, avoiding any plantlife to the best of your abilities. "my name is HmH by the way." you say, grabbing her hand to help her avoid a desk crawling with death flowers.
"HmH? that's a wierd name. is it short for something?"
You shake your head. "nope. my parents just hated conventional names."
outside in the hallway with the 3 doors, you stop. "My name's Nai by the way. thanks for saving me. I've been trapped in that room for years. the scientists turned me into some kind of freaky plant."
"I like your green skin," you say, "It's cute."
her cheaks turn a lighter shade of green in what you conclude as a plant form of blushing.
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Nai has joined your party!!!(check both yours and Nai's statuses. not what you were expecting on a 6 was it?)
PlayersHmH, a Doctor's Worst Nightmare, sweatheart to girls in green
completely Fine, infatuated with Nai
orange Jumpsuit, Crossbow made of toilet paper, lighter, nailfile, "-1" ring (equipped), "+1" ring (equipped)
Adventure Party= Nai
Location: Lab hallway
Flint, Prophet of the Pole God, Enemy of the Chain God (Flintus10)
Right arm bent, 8' tall, metal pole legs
orange Jumpsuit, triangle shaped shades with one lense broken
Location: Near hole in Prison Hallway
Sam the Boom man (maxicaxi)
Location: Prison hallway
JacenHanLovesLegos, Defender of Chess
Orange Jumpsuit, two burnt out lazor pistols
Location: prison cafeteria
Quip Silvertongue
Heavy boots, Camo pants, Leather Jacket, lazor pistol
Location: prison cafeteria
Krath
black and white striped shirt and pants combo,
Location: decrepit house
NPC'sNai
Green skin, green hair, giant leaf on head, infatuated with HmH
Location: lab hallway. Relations: HmH
Locations
a strange jail with long hallways of jail cells. much of it is unexplored. The security room is behind an unlabeled door. in it are machines lining one wall with lots of tiny screens. sofas are on the other side. a table has a chess board on it with the pieces set. security is robotic and strange animals walk the halls. in one of the many halls there is a large hole going from the top floor to a strange laberatory underground. there is a cafeteria.
A former laberatory located under the Prison. a hole is in the cieling and rubble is under it. their are scraps of strange machines everywhere and a large room with a melted glass wall lays in the front. the walls are scorched. a burned door is opposite the glass wall. behind the door is a hallway with three doors branching off.
behind the blue door is
behind the red door is
behind the green door with a red "X" on it is a small room overun with plants. some of these plants have proven to be genetically altered and hostile
Okay, I think it's safe to safe to say that MrNuke isn't coming back, but I'll keep his character sheet in the first post if he comes back.
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