Let's get this ball rolling again.
Turn 8: A Newcomer Appears!
Sit down, relax, and use the force to break open that wall I punched earlier on.
2) nah, you don't feel like relaxing right now. instead you panic, running around your cell with your three arms raised in the air screaming. impressed by your own wailing, you decide to let others hear it as well. off you go running like a madman through the halls, waving your arms around, you feel so free... until you fall into a hole that someone carelessly left in the middle of the hall. geez, someone should really pick that up. 6) you land on top of Sam, flattening him to the floor. somehow, niether of you recieve damage... actually you feel rather refreshed. it seems that you arrived just in time, too. two lazors are fired in the place where sam's heart used to be. hmm. that could have been bad...
Maxicaxi, it is suggested that next time your life is in danger, you shouldn't rely on someone to fall on your head to save you.
I tear away three bars in the lizardman's cage, then make a smoke-powered hoverboard out of them and my jumpsuit.
2) you walk over to the lizard man's cage and grab one of the bars, intending to pull it out. unfortunately, the lizardman is hungry and he leaps at you. 6) you jump out of the way, across the pit, and slam into the jailcell door on the other side of the large hole. you hit so hard the bars dent and buckle under your wieght, throwing you into the cell. 4) you've felt better, but you survived at least. luckily this cell is only full of a couple of rats.
Wake up and then make sure to make a sacrifice (preferably a guard) to the pole gods.
1) you are about to wake up when you feel a force holding you back, almost as if chains are holding you down... wait, no!!! it's the power of the Chain God, sworn enemy to the Pole god. he doesn't want his rival's prophet to spread pole god stuff all over the world or somthing like that. either way, you're still asleep.
Focus carefully on making my eyes LAZORS!
2) you wake up in a jailcell... huh, this doesn't look like your living room. you get up and shake the door. it rattles loudly but it doesn't open. you know how to handle this, you just need heat vision. you concentrate on your eyes, trrying to make them lazors but you just end up going cross eyed. annoyed, you try to keep your eyes from moving by using your fingers, but all that does is make your eyes sting horribly.
HmH, a Doctor's Worst Nightmare
broken nose, concussion, 2 black eyes, slight bleeding, Bad Bruising
orange Jumpsuit, Sparkling cigar, Crossbow made of toilet paper, lighter, nailfile, "-1" ring (equipped)
Location: Near Hole in Prison Hallway
Flint, Prophet of the Pole God, Enemy of the Chain God (Flintus10)
Unconscious, Concussion, scraped head, Right arm bent,
orange Jumpsuit, triangle shaped shades with one lense broken, 2 Iron poles
Location: Near hole in Prison Hallway
Sam (maxicaxi)
2 Broken Ribs, Bruised internal organs, slight pain
orange Jumpsuit, broken lazor gun
Location: Laberatory
Yopacka the Cat (MrNuke)
Spit made of acid, two right arms,
Location: Laberatory
JacenHanLovesLegos
Location: Prison Cell
Locations
a strange jail with long hallways of jail cells. much of it is unexplored. security is robotic and strange animals walk the halls. in one of the many halls there is a large hole going from the top floor to a strange laberatory underground.
A laberatory located under the Prison. a hole is in the cieling and rubble is under it. strange machines are in rows facing an enclosed area walled off by glass.
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