Turn 6: Strange Place Indeed
Perform an extreme rescue on HMH
2) You decide that you will charge blindly at them while swinging your poles everywhere. you close your eyes and charge! 1) The guards fail to get out of the way before your terrible onslaught of pure extremeness, infact in thier trying to get out of the way, they actually put thier faces in the perfect possition to get hit, even with your bent arm. 6) it makes a metalic Pinging sound and the guards fly back and hit the walls. 1) they fall apart, limb from limb. it seems they were robots. didn't see that one coming. 4) you miss HmH luckily, he ducks as you swing, but you run straight into a wall. 1) and you knock yourself out and give yourself a concussion. wow. didn't see that coming either.
START DESTROYING THE PRISON WITH LAZORZ
6) you begin shooting the gun in every direction, making tiny holes everywhere. during your frenzy, you fail to notice that you are weakening the structure of the building. as you fire another shot, you suddenly hear a loud crack and the floor falls out from underneath you. you float in space for a minute before falling onto the ground below. 1) you bruise your internal organs and break a rib or two, but thats not all, you hear another crack and the floor callapses again. you fall through floor after floor until you finally stop. 6) somehow you recover from all this and get up, dusting yourself off. you look up and see that you fell through multiple floors into a labratory under the prison. sciency machines sit humming everywhere with wierd flashing screens. Scientists turn and look at you. hmm... strange place indeed.
Spit on the bars, melting them, and allowing MindMaker to get in.
3) you spit at the bars weakly, but you couldn't get enough spit to get a decent shot. it falls to the ground and melts through the floor. the bars remain intact.
I pacify steal the souls of the guards with my ring. THE POWER OF BLING COMPELS YOU!
UPD: Fixed to be more extreme.
4-1=3) you try to steal the souls of the guards, but they're just piles of scrap metal.
Mind will try to open the cell's door. 3) it's locked.
HmH
broken nose, concussion, 2 black eyes, minor bleeding
orange Jumpsuit, Sparkling cigar, Crossbow made of toilet paper, lighter, nailfile, "-1" ring (equipped)
Location: Prison Hallway
Flint, Prophet of the Pole God (Flintus10)
Unconscious, Concussion, scraped head, Right arm bent,
orange Jumpsuit, triangle shaped shades with one lense broken, 2 Iron poles
Location: Prison Hallway
Mind, The Candy Man (Mindmaker)
orange Jumpsuit, some Metal-flavored candy
Location:Prison Hallway
Sam (maxicaxi)
2 Broken Ribs, Bruised internal organs, slight pain
orange Jumpsuit, lazor gun
Location: Laberatory
Yopacka the Cat (MrNuke)
Spit made of acid, no right arm, EXTREME pain and bloodloss, light headed,
Location: Prison Cell
Locations
a strange jail with long hallways of jail cells. much of it is unexplored. security is robotic and strange animals walk the halls. in one of the many halls there is a large hole going from the top floor to a strange laberatory underground.
A laberatory located under the Prison. a hole is in the cieling and rubble is under it. strange machines are in rows facing an enclosed area walled off by glass.
C'mon Yopacka, you can do it!!!
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