Turn 1: EXTREME beginning
Name: HmH
Tear the bars out of the ground and wield one as bo staff.
5) You’re sick of being trapped in this Cesspool of filth (true you can only remember being here a few minutes, but it’s the thought that counts). You decide that you will get out. GET OUT NOW!!! You grab a bar and yank it clear out of the concrete floor and ceiling, making a big enough gap to get out. You are about to throw the pole on the ground when you realize that you might want to bash some heads on the way out.
Outside your cell is a long hallway with lots of jail cells.
Name: Flint
Attempt to bend the bars through sheer force of will and escape
2) you sit down calmly in your cell. This is no time to panic, for you have the will of something that has a lot of will. Surely those bars will bend to you mind’s power! You focus on the bars and exert your will on them, but you find out too late that those bars have a will of their own as well! Their strength overpowers you, instead bending your arm into shape. NOOOOO!!!!
Oh well, it makes an easier time scratching your back with a bent arm.
Name: Mind
Transmute the bars into candy.
4) for some reason, your memory seems to consist primarily of
Fullmetal Alchemist episodes. You pick up a stone and draw a transmutation circle around each of the metal bars. You then transmute them into metal flavored candy!!
You step outside and see a very long hallway with lots of jail cells.
From across the fourth wall i make it impossible for me to get sixes or ones
name: Sam
3) You feel like breaking the fourth wall on your first turn, but, thanks to your memory laps, you can’t remember how.
I will boringly EXTREMELY join!
EXTREME Name: Yopacka
Hack the universe and create a time-space portal inside the cell that leads outside.
3) You are the almighty Yopacka! You will get out using those weird ways of yours. You will hack the universe to create a wormhole!!! Oh... darn, you left your mini laptop in your other jumpsuit.
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