Turn 9: Clumsy Sam
Have an epic dream battle for my own conciousness with the chain god and drive his spirit out of my mind.
5) The chain god? Ha! you laugh in this face. this is
your mind, where you reign supreme. you have the pole god on your side. YOU ARE THE PROPHET OF THE POLE GOD!!! in your mind you envision a large expanse of metalic ground. there, you suddenly appear, bent arm and all, and stand there proudly and tall, representing the pole god. at your arrival, as if to show his approval, four giant poles burst out of the ground around you.
that's when the chain god appears... no, the chain god has a prophet, too. he is a twelve feet tall. that's okay.
You suddenly attack, a pole bursting out of the ground underneath you and shooting you up toward this guy's face. you put out your fist. 2) but you miss horribly and go flying off into space, landing hard on the metal ground. 2) if it was possible to get knocked out while unconsciouse you would be.
Use the rats and a lizardman to cushion my fall down the pit. Take Flint with me.
4) although using the lizardman to cushion your fall might be dangerous, you decide to do it anyway. you jump across the hole again and break that door down as well. the lizardman leaps at you immediately. 4) you swing the door at it, getting a homerun as it slams into the wall. 4) unfortunately, this lizard has thick skin and tough bones. it snarles at you with its large mouth. prepare for a boss fight... READY? GO!!
HmH / /
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Mix some deadly chemicals in the lab to form UPGRADED ACID SPIT!
1) thinking fast, you decide to find some chemicals to drink. wait a second... there are no chemicals in here... (that fact saved your life. if this was a chemistry lab, you'd be dead.)
Once again killemall
3) you decide to kill them, but you can't decide how to do it. you sit down on some rubble and begin to think.
Gaurds will shoot at them6) the guards have had enough of these buffoons. they begin firing rapidly at the two escapees, but Yopacka, in his search for chemicals, wandered in such a way that the other guard got in the way of the first one's lazors. 5) the guard suffers no ill consequences besides a few holes in his shoulder and actually continues to fire at Sam. 6) He quickly jumps out of the way, knocking over a piece of rubble onto one of the strange machines. the machine breaks, then explodes. 3) Sam takes a few burns to his face. 5) Yopacka is shielded by the two guards and suffers nothing at all. 1) the guards completely melt in the blaze. 1) the scientists suffer a similar fate as burning flesh fills the room. 1) most of the machines are destroyed and explode as well. the glass wall melts. 5) luckily the foundation stays in tact and nothing larger than a dime falls from the gaping hole in the cieling. 5) the occupents of the hallways upstairs were relatively unharmed. as the smoke clears the wreckage of the room is astonishing. scrap pieces are everywhere and the stone walls are scorched. a singed door is behind a pile of rubble.
Focus on making the bars turn into water.
6) your conciousness prevails. water suddenly cascades from the iron bars until they are only puddles. (Sorry I gotta get to bed.)
HmH, a Doctor's Worst Nightmare
broken nose, concussion, 2 black eyes, slight bleeding, Bad Bruising
orange Jumpsuit, Sparkling cigar, Crossbow made of toilet paper, lighter, nailfile, "-1" ring (equipped), "+1" ring (equipped), iron cell door.
Location: In Lizardman's jailcell Near Hole
Flint, Prophet of the Pole God, Enemy of the Chain God (Flintus10)
Unconscious, Concussion, scraped head, Right arm bent,
orange Jumpsuit, triangle shaped shades with one lense broken, 2 Iron poles
Location: Near hole in Prison Hallway, Flintus's Arena
Sam the Boom man (maxicaxi)
2 Broken Ribs, Bruised internal organs, slight pain, slight burns
orange Jumpsuit, broken lazor gun
Location: Laberatory
Yopacka the Cat (MrNuke)
Spit made of acid, two right arms,
Location: Laberatory
JacenHanLovesLegos
Location: Prison Cell
Locations
a strange jail with long hallways of jail cells. much of it is unexplored. security is robotic and strange animals walk the halls. in one of the many halls there is a large hole going from the top floor to a strange laberatory underground.
A former laberatory located under the Prison. a hole is in the cieling and rubble is under it. their are scraps of strange machines everywhere and a large room with a melted glass wall lays in the front. the walls are scorched. a burned door is opposite the glass wall blocked by some rubble.
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an endless expanse of metal with 4 large spires of metal. another, thinner spire is situated in the middle.
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