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Krath

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Re: You are the Dark Overlord Fearmonger.
« Reply #30 on: November 17, 2010, 01:11:40 pm »

...made out of MAGMA?  ??? Shouldn't it be filled with magma instead?

It's made out of hardened magma (AKA OBSIDIAN OR WHAT HAVE YOU) and filled with magma.
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KaguroDraven

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Re: You are the Dark Overlord Fearmonger.
« Reply #31 on: November 17, 2010, 01:27:12 pm »

Blow up the walls to knock down the archers, hopefully the walls and/or archers will make a temporary bridge across the moat.
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Re: You are the Dark Overlord Fearmonger.
« Reply #32 on: November 17, 2010, 02:10:01 pm »

What he said.
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JacenHanLovesLegos

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Re: You are the Dark Overlord Fearmonger.
« Reply #33 on: November 17, 2010, 04:20:49 pm »

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Krath

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Re: You are the Dark Overlord Fearmonger.
« Reply #34 on: November 17, 2010, 04:29:34 pm »

>Using your DARK POWERS, you cause a section of the walls to explode, making one of the turret towers crumble down, forming a convenient bridge across the magma moat. As you step across, the impromptu bridge begins collapsing, forcing you to run across while the bridge collapses into the magma behind you. Your escape route is cut off.

The good news is you're too close to the keep for the archers to fire upon you anymore, so you quickly bash a hole into the raised drawbridge and enter the keep itself. You can sense the lord of the castle in a room high above you...

A platoon of swordsmen rush down the stairs followed by an aging man in blue robes. Before you can ready yourself, the man sends several razor sharp ice shards at you! You better think fast...

INVENTORY
Dread Mace of Pain Inducing +5 (Set with Stone of Dark Power)
Black Armor of the Dark Lord
Black Spiked Helmet

ABILITIES
Dark Explosion
Evil Shield
Minion Choke

Enemy Forces
Fifteen swordsmen
A wizard
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JacenHanLovesLegos

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Re: You are the Dark Overlord Fearmonger.
« Reply #35 on: November 17, 2010, 04:30:45 pm »

ACTIVATE EVIL SHIELD
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Re: You are the Dark Overlord Fearmonger.
« Reply #36 on: November 17, 2010, 04:33:11 pm »

strike them out o0f the air with your mace.
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Re: You are the Dark Overlord Fearmonger.
« Reply #37 on: November 17, 2010, 04:36:30 pm »

strike them out o0f the air with your mace.
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Re: You are the Dark Overlord Fearmonger.
« Reply #38 on: November 17, 2010, 04:37:36 pm »

Activate evil shield AND strike them out of the air with your mace.
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Krath

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Re: You are the Dark Overlord Fearmonger.
« Reply #39 on: November 17, 2010, 04:46:52 pm »

>You laugh to yourself and batter aside the shards of ice with ease, your mace obliterating them from existance. Several swordsmen advance on your position and attempt to strike you, but you lazily fend them off with your SHIELD OF DARKNESS. You smash one guard across the breastplate and another across his shield, forcing them backwards.

However, it seems to be a ploy, because the wizard is again charging up a spell! As he chants words you don't understand, a large red circle appears around you and the swordsmen, before sprouting up into flame. What sorcery is this?

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INVENTORY
Dread Mace of Pain Inducing +5 (Set with Stone of Dark Power)
Black Armor of the Dark Lord
Black Spiked Helmet

ABILITIES
Dark Explosion
Evil Shield (Active)
Minion Choke

Enemy Forces
Fifteen swordsmen (One wounded)
A wizard
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Fanofgaming

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Re: You are the Dark Overlord Fearmonger.
« Reply #40 on: November 17, 2010, 04:48:06 pm »

Choke one of your minions! Quick! It's the only way we can possibly make it out of this!
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Aklyon

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Re: You are the Dark Overlord Fearmonger.
« Reply #41 on: November 17, 2010, 04:50:26 pm »

> Throw helmet, Vanquish the Wizard with the sharp spikes on your helmet!
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: You are the Dark Overlord Fearmonger.
« Reply #42 on: November 17, 2010, 04:51:03 pm »

>show off your EVIL power by taking off your SPIKED helm and throwing it at the wizard. if your plan works, which you know it will the spikes will impale him, and he'll die. you'll retrieve your helm later


wow, us bay12'ers ninja the same thoughts. thats scary
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Aklyon

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Re: You are the Dark Overlord Fearmonger.
« Reply #43 on: November 17, 2010, 04:51:49 pm »

obviously it should happen, then.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

Fanofgaming

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Re: You are the Dark Overlord Fearmonger.
« Reply #44 on: November 17, 2010, 04:53:02 pm »

I liked my idea better. Can we do both, please?
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