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[Krath]

>Letting loose a savage warcry, you charge deeper into the fray. You smash men and horses left and right in a bloody swathe, denting breastplates and cracking bone, leaving a trail of destruction in your wake.

You lose track of time as you allow the battle frenzy to overcome you, turning you into a nigh-unstoppable death machine. An unknown amount of time later, the last horseman dies, and you look back upon the blood-strewn battlefield to witness a mound of bodies and a sea of blood.

Grunting, you stick your bloody and cracked lance into the nearest body as you take tally on your remaining troops. You need to come to a decision...

INVENTORY
Dread Mace of Pain Inducing +5 (Covered in gore)
Black Armor of the Dark Lord (Covered in blood)
Black Spiked Helmet (Smeared with blood)

Forces
3 Platoons of Swordsmen
5 Platoons of Archers
3 Catapults (Out of ammo)

[Aklyon]

Catapult over the walls, smash the gates open.

[forsaken1111]

Equip Materia, Cast Ultima

More seriously.... Kick the gates in personally and stomp through. Lay waste to those who resist your awesome might.

[Fortis]

Load the dead horses and men into the catapults, and fire them over the wall (or what's left of it) and into the enemy city/garrison. Let the rotting corpses fill the city with disease and kill off any who remain in there.

[maxicaxi]

> Rally your troops with a mighty warcry! Terrorize these puny horsemen, who dare stand against our might! Kill them all!

also use the spikes on the armor, you wouldn't believe how many makes that mistake

[KaguroDraven]

Take a spear from a dead spearman and use our evil might to hurl it into the city and into someone's eye.

[Fanofgaming]

Load the dead horses and men into the catapults, and fire them over the wall (or what's left of it) and into the enemy city/garrison. Let the rotting corpses fill the city with disease and kill off any who remain in there.

This.

[JacenHanLovesLegos]

Load the dead horses and men into the catapults, and fire them over the wall (or what's left of it) and into the enemy city/garrison. Let the rotting corpses fill the city with disease and kill off any who remain in there.

[Sheb]

That, and take off their pants for added insult.

[Krath]

>You and your men have much work to do.

You quickly order your men to load the various bodies, friend or foe, into the catapults and fire them over the walls. As the bodies fly and faint screams come from within the walls, you retire to your tent and clean your equipment in preparation for the incoming battle, and set your Stone of Dark Power into your mace, returning your EVIL powers to full strength and even granting you a few magic abilities.

A few hours later, you and your men assemble outside the remains of the crumbling gates. With a single punch, you tear the gates off their hinges and send them flying into the city, where they impact two small homes.

The sight of the city amuses you, a mass or dead and rotting bodies, the peasants screaming in terror, while the soldiers try to retain order. You know in your dark heart you can deal with the remainder of these soldiers yourself while you fight on to the keep in the center of town.

>_

INVENTORY
Dread Mace of Pain Inducing +5 (Set with Stone of Dark Power)
Black Armor of the Dark Lord
Black Spiked Helmet

ABILITIES
Dark Explosion (Creates a massive explosion in front of you)
Evil Shield (A ethereal shield that surrounds you and protects from damage)
Minion Choke (The ability to choke a minion from afar to prove a point)

Forces
3 Platoons of Swordsmen
5 Platoons of Archers
3 Catapults (Outside of town/Out of ammo)

Enemy Forces
Various soldiers scattered around town.

[JacenHanLovesLegos]

Order soldiers to fight the enemy while you walk to the keep and conquer.

[KaguroDraven]

Shield yourself while you wade through the weak enemy soldiers to reach the keep, while every once and awhile makeing random homes explode.

[Sheb]

Shield yourself while you wade through the weak enemy soldiers to reach the keep, while every once and awhile makeing random homes explode.

[Krath]

>You don't see fit to engage such pathetic worms yourself, so you summon a magic shield around yourself and order your remaining soldiers to deal with the remaining vermin.

You take your time walking down the main road of the town, occasionally flicking your wrist towards a nearby homes or group of soldiers, causing a massive explosion destroying anything in it's path. You grin EVILLY to yourself.

After a short walk, you arrive to the keep. It's an amazingly tall building surrounded by walls, a moat, and upon the four turret tours, you can spot several guards, including a few archers who seem to be ready to open fire on you...

You notice that the drawbridge to the moat is up, making it impossible to walk across. Taking a casual look downwards, it seems the moat is made out of MAGMA.

INVENTORY
Dread Mace of Pain Inducing +5 (Set with Stone of Dark Power)
Black Armor of the Dark Lord
Black Spiked Helmet

ABILITIES
Dark Explosion (Creates a massive explosion in front of you)
Evil Shield (A ethereal shield that surrounds you and protects from damage)
Minion Choke (The ability to choke a minion from afar to prove a point)

Forces
None, all busy fighting enemy troops.

Enemy Forces
Archers on top of the keep.
THE MAGMA MOAT.

[Demonic Spoon]

...made out of MAGMA?  Shouldn't it be filled with magma instead?