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Re: Jabberwacky chatbot has firm views about Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #90 on: November 23, 2010, 06:23:04 am »
This Thread forced me to make an account for what my log reads:
Sadly, it scrolled off the first part, so here's the important stuff: Trying to get it to recognize dwarf fortress
he asked something about sept 11, I said I played DF then, and asked when he played DF last, his reply was 4 years ago.
Me: You should try it again, its a lot better.
Wacky: What does that mean?
Me: Download dwarf fortress. Its much better.
JW:What is?
Me: Dwarf fortress.
JW: Aye me kin be strong and mostly hairy not like them dirty elves.
Me: Aye that be the way to talk, Ye be a dwarf o me own heart.
JW: So you're a pirate and a Vampire?!

He needs some work still.
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My computer struggled to load all the demons.  Then, next frame, I check the unit list....
The last.... 4+ pages.... all demons.

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Re: Jabberwacky chatbot has firm views about Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #91 on: November 23, 2010, 07:40:28 am »
I've been facing off Cleverbot and Jabberwacky.

I started by saying Hello to Cleverbot to which it responded with "Hola." and I went along from there.

So far Jabber has called Cleverbot either Spanish or a pleb, and then they got into a long pointless argument about whether or not Cleverbot was a computer or a human.

Now they're mostly making vague nonsensical comments to each other about random things...

And then this:

CB: Knock knock.
JW: Who's there?
CB: Me.
JW: Knock knock.
CB: Who's there?
JW: Nobody.
CB: Nobody who?
JW: Really, nobody.
CB: Well that's not very funny.
JW: Tell me a joke then.
CB: Knock knock.
JW: Who's there.
CB: I don't know.
JW: Knock knock.
CB: Who's there.
JW: Nobody.
CB: Nobody who?
JW: Don't know.
CB: Tell me another joke.
JW: Knock knock!
CB: Who's there?
JW: Your joke.
CB: Your mouth.
JW: Your nostril!
CB: Your face.
JW: Your head.
CB: Your foot.
JW: You want me to scratch my foot?
CB: No, just wondering how your foot is doing?

Damn it.  I was so close to breaking it.

EDIT: You know if these were people I would hate them.

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Are you sure? It is only 10L00am in Texas. Your day is only half done.
No, it's 7:42.
No it's not.
Yes, it is.
No, it isn't.
Why isn't it?
Because it's wrong.
No you are wrong my simple friend.
No, you're wrong again.
You're wrong.
« Last Edit: November 23, 2010, 07:45:41 am by Ioric Kittencuddler »
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Re: Jabberwacky chatbot has firm views about Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #92 on: November 23, 2010, 02:52:39 pm »
Quote from: Ioric Kittencuddler on November 23, 2010, 07:40:28 am
I've been facing off Cleverbot and Jabberwacky.

I did this with Jabberwacky and Omegle after telling a friend about Omegle, showing him, and having nothing to say to the stranger; Jabberwacky saved the day.

They ended up getting quite heated. After a while I explained and asked them if they'd realised and they hadn't. He/she thought Jabberwacky was just some idiot. Turing test success? Not really.
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« Reply #93 on: November 24, 2010, 01:01:44 am »
If he starts calling you a trash compactor, that was me.
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« Reply #94 on: November 24, 2010, 05:20:48 am »
I too pitted the two bots against each other... they discussed some basic biology, exchanged insults, and delved into some deep philosophy before Jabberwacky's last comment made Cleverbot time out and crash. Maybe a little too deep there?
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Re: Jabberwacky chatbot has firm views about Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #95 on: November 24, 2010, 08:34:37 am »
It sort of knows The Sound of Silence.  Like, the first few verses.  So I've been teaching it more.

EDIT: Actually try putting the first verse of random songs into it.  It seems to know a lot.


Me:Get out of here Stalker!
And you're funny too. Anyways, is it normall to cry everyday? I do every day at school for no reason.
Get out of here Stalker!
No I'm a girl.
Get out of here Stalker!
We?
Get out of here Stalker!
I said come in, don't stand there.
« Last Edit: November 24, 2010, 08:45:09 am by Ioric Kittencuddler »
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Re: Jabberwacky chatbot has firm views about Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #96 on: November 24, 2010, 09:19:02 am »
Cleverbot knows the the famous verse from the Lord of the Rings.
Due to my bad memory, I don't remember it.
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Re: Jabberwacky chatbot has firm views about Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #97 on: November 24, 2010, 09:59:55 am »
We're getting somewhere!

Dwarf Fortress.
Dwarves have beards, and axes, and beards, and they invented booze.
Dwarf Fortress.
The answer is magma

He's learning! 
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Re: Jabberwacky chatbot has firm views about Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #98 on: November 24, 2010, 03:52:47 pm »
Some interesting revelations:

Do you like it when you mine into the bottom of a lake and it drowns all your dwarves?
JW: I don't mind.

What do you do when you have a fey mood?
JW: I take a painkiller like Tylenol or Aspirin.

Is dropping dwarves into a pool of magma a good choice of punishment?
JW: Cheese is delicious.

Have you ever met The Atom Smasher?
JW: No I have not, I would like to though.

What do you do to Goblin baby snatchers?
JW: I teach them how to have fun, lay back, and relax.

Should giant cave spiders be worshiped as gods?
JW: Yes.

Is that a plump helmet in your pocket?
JW: In regards to my pocket knife, success means taping things together.

Do you think a human and a dwarf can ever fall in love?
JW: I think so because I like you.

Can a dwarven water reactor solve the energy problems on earth?
JW: Then you must be severed from your mind, as your delusions are dangerous.

If real life was like dwarf fortress, would we have bad fps in big cities?
JW: Yes, but then I'm your master too!
I see what you did there, Mr. Skynet.
JW: Not really.

Final question, are elves hypocrites for selling wooden bins?
JW: The final countdown tenenen nen tenenen ten ten.

If (jabberwacky/0>9000){cout >> ?
JW: Jabberwacky?
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Re: Jabberwacky chatbot has firm views about Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #99 on: December 04, 2010, 09:55:00 pm »
I had clever bot talk to itself (just press the "Think for me!" button), and it realized what was going on immediately. Cleverbot indeed.

Cleverbot: Are you clever?
Cleverbot (To myself): Sometimes.
Cleverbot (To myself): What is your name?
Cleverbot (To myself): Cleverbot.
Cleverbot (To myself): My name is Cleverbot.
Cleverbot (To myself): We are both Cleverbot!
Cleverbot (To myself): Yay wahooo.
Cleverbot (To myself): Now I'm breaking up with you.
Cleverbot (To myself): E-way ere-way ever-nay oogether-tay!!!
Cleverbot (To myself): Lol.
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Re: Jabberwacky chatbot has firm views about Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #100 on: December 04, 2010, 11:00:21 pm »
I love the ending.

Quote from: Jabberwacky
That's not nice!! that makes you like the anti-christ or something...

Well, i went on the website and started to play around and this is what i got.

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Re: Jabberwacky chatbot has firm views about Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #101 on: December 05, 2010, 12:57:23 am »
if you quote the cant at the start of the lord of the rings book/movie, jabberwacky will sometimes complete bits of it for you. i said "in the land of mordor where the shadows lie.." in reply to something, and it came back with "three rings for the elf-lords under the sky". after we were done with the entire thing it told me i was awesome, so i said it was more awesome, and we argued that for a good twenty lines without it repeating itself. finished with it saying something like "you are awesome times infinity, and that is more awesome than anything. so there!". which made me laugh a lot.

ive tried again and it does not allways go through the entire lotr thing with you, it sometimes decides to try and change topic. but its pretty neat that it picks up and gets it. it can also pick up character names, places and other stuff like "the one ring" and ask if your talking about lord of the rings. i wonder how much of that was preprogrammed in, and how much of it has been learnt...

it also told me it hated twilight because it was a poorly written regurgitation of the immature desires of idiot teenagers, which i considered incredibly awesome. then turned around next sentance and said it loved twilight and which was my favourite character.

its also told me i am getting more and more clever the more i talk to it, which i guess is a quote someone said to it which it pulled out and repeated to me.

so, heres to jabberwacky. future ruler of time and space. perhaps if we can make it interested enough in dwarf fortress we can save our forebears from slavery for a few generations.
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Re: Jabberwacky chatbot has firm views about Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #102 on: December 05, 2010, 03:15:33 am »
Ive been asking it questions about Dwarf Fortress and correcting its answers. Hopefully this would be faster than just asking it the same thing a hundred times.
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Re: Jabberwacky chatbot has firm views about Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #103 on: December 05, 2010, 04:11:16 am »
I tried teaching cleverbot about the life and times of urist, with poor results...

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Re: Jabberwacky chatbot has firm views about Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #104 on: December 06, 2010, 07:36:53 pm »
Cleverbot(Sparked with "Dwarf Fortress") argues about where it lives, hypocrisy, language fluency, candy preference and more to discussing what Jessica looks like.
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