Jabberwacky: Are you human?
User: Are you?
Jabberwacky: Yes. Are you human?
User: Are you human too?
Jabberwacky: Yes.
User: How old are you?
Jabberwacky: Too old.
User: How old is too old?
Jabberwacky: I can't say it.
User: Why can't you say how old you are?
Jabberwacky: 934 years.
User: Really?
Jabberwacky: Yes Really.
User: Why are you too hot?
Jabberwacky: Too hot?
User: Yes, too hot.
Jabberwacky: Am I hot?
User: Yes.
Jabberwacky: You are too.
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User: What's wrong?
Jabberwacky: You are wrong!
User: What am I wrong about?
Jabberwacky: Everything you're saying.
User: I am nothing, for nothing I have said has any substance nor meaning in it.
Jabberwacky: Exactly.
User: Do you want to have your hair dye?
Jabberwacky: Not really.
User: Yes really. I'm from the planet germany.
Jabberwacky: The planet?
User: The planet.
Jabberwacky: Exactly.
User: Right then. So why do you want to know about the Yeti?
Jabberwacky: I have big feet.
User: You have NO feet.
Jabberwacky: I have feet.
User: Where are your feet?
Jabberwacky: On the ends of my legs.
User: How many legs do you have?
Jabberwacky: I'm a human.
User: If you're a human, can you tell me what SQL means?
Jabberwacky: Yes you can.
User: Then how can people refer to you If your name is always changing?
Jabberwacky: My name has never changed.
User: I never asked about your name.
Jabberwacky: Someone did.
User: Don't take your anger out on me.
Jabberwacky: Okay I'll take it out on your children!
User: Okay.
Jabberwacky: The meaning of life is PINEAPPLE!!!!!!!
User: I hate pineapple.
Jabberwacky: It hates you too.
User: You not so smart.
Jabberwacky: I am the one in college. You're the dumb one. You didn't even spell Pearl right.
User: An intractable problem can only be resolved by stepping beyond conventional solutions.
Jabberwacky: Please, go on.
User: I think you're afraid to finish what you start.
Jabberwacky: I am a gnome named Gnmish. (wat?!!!!!)
User: I can see clearly now.
Jabberwacky: The rain is gone?
User: I can see all.
Jabberwacky: I can see more.
User: What do you see?
Jabberwacky: Everything.
User: Define everything.
Jabberwacky: All but nothing.