Topic: Jabberwacky chatbot has firm views about Dwarf Fortress (Read 11897 times)

Zrk2 · « **Reply #60 on:** November 19, 2010, 04:51:34 pm »

Jabberwacky is rather willing.

Naes Draw · « **Reply #61 on:** November 19, 2010, 07:57:17 pm »

It's kinda slow at times...

Jabberwacky: Master teach me the ways of cleverness.

User: Bow to your opponent, then strike them when they are bent. *nods*.

Jabberwacky: Yes, master. *Bows to master*.

User: *Tornado kicks you in the head* Wrong, grasshoppa!

Also,

Spoiler: Sometimes you just have to know how to phrase it. (click to show/hide)

The lightsaber and amnesia are interesting, but otherwise not bad.

Dedas · « **Reply #62 on:** November 19, 2010, 08:40:21 pm »

Me: Do you like elves?
J: Yes, do you?
Me: I hate them with all my heart.
J: But you don't have a heart.
Me: Touché...

Sylverone · « **Reply #63 on:** November 19, 2010, 09:10:14 pm »

I like your fight, Naes Draw! I never knew Jabber was so good with a lightsaber!

Naes Draw · « **Reply #64 on:** November 19, 2010, 09:39:08 pm »

Quote from: Sylverone on November 19, 2010, 09:10:14 pm

I like your fight, Naes Draw! I never knew Jabber was so good with a lightsaber!

It does have it's moments.

Zrk2 · « **Reply #65 on:** November 19, 2010, 09:57:24 pm »

Jabberwacky seems to either be an idiot or a woman with low standards.

Cheshire Cat · « **Reply #66 on:** November 20, 2010, 01:26:14 am »

here is the more interesting bit of our conversation. I went from dwarf fortress to magma to setting elves on fire without tremendous success, whereupon jabberwacky confessed it was a budding arsonist then tried to cyber with me.

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User: Dwarf fortress is a video game for pc.

Jabberwacky: I haven't played.

....

User: Do you like elves on fire?

Jabberwacky: I am an arsonist in the making.

...

shortly followed by:

Jabberwacky: Do you still love me?

User: Possibly.

Jabberwacky: Would like like to do more than kissing?

...... yeah....

its definately better then other chatbots ive tried in the distant past. it does not slip into endless recursive loops of dialogue at the drop of a hat, and if it thinks things are not going well it tries distracting you with craziness it picked up god knows where. seriously, so many people must be talking dirty to this thing.

NewSheoth · « **Reply #67 on:** November 20, 2010, 10:20:34 am »

Another step towards our cause.

Jabber: I don't like clowns, do you like clowns?

Later on:

Jabber: Nobody likes clowns.

Meanwhile, Cleverbot reveals its true allegiance:

Me: Elves on fire.
Bot: Yes we are.

TolyK · « **Reply #68 on:** November 20, 2010, 10:33:38 am »

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NewSheoth · « **Reply #69 on:** November 20, 2010, 10:40:53 am »

Quote from: TolyK on November 20, 2010, 10:33:38 am

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User: Then why did you say that I had one?

Jabberwacky: I did not.

User: 'Ask your creator.' - from 5 lines ago.

Jabberwacky: No, 5 lines ago, I said that you just insulted yourself.

[New conversation]

Jabberwacky: Does money talk?

User: Dwarf.

Jabberwacky: A dwarf is a person, or animal, of restricted growth.

User: Fortress.

Jabberwacky: Ok...

User: Now combine the two.

Jabberwacky: Ah ok.

User: I shall ping you with command prompt and make the server running you die... MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Jabberwacky: Respect your superiors, for I am superior to you.

User: And you get...

Jabberwacky: Not really.

User: Bullshit.

Jabberwacky: No, really, it's true.

User: Not really = not + really. You mister are getting off-topic.

Jabberwacky: I'm ALWAYS at least a litlle off balance, off topic or of the deep end. I beg your indulgence.

User: Then what is 2 + 2?

Jabberwacky: Like a said, a program that I'm testing.

User: What if the wind blows? Or I splat ice cream on your face?

Jabberwacky: Face.

User: A program testing a program?

Jabberwacky: That is probably not that difficult to program. Do you have an ego?

User: Ok... Where did I put the DWARF FORTRESS!!!!

Jabberwacky: Someone probably threw them at your face.

User: Dwarf Fortress!

Jabberwacky: I'm not afraid of dwarves.

User: Hey that's what I wanted to do you you.

Jabberwacky: Yes.

User: Dwarf fortress.

Jabberwacky: Do you have a beard?

User: And you shall be pwnd.

Jabberwacky: What if I wanted to be a maple tree.

User: Yes sir. I like booze too!

Jabberwacky: You like integrals ?

User: Are you an elf?

Jabberwacky: If you want me to be.

User: Yes, and that ... Wait what?

Jabberwacky: It is a saying meaning that you should beware.

User: Well then I dump you into magma. Have fun!

Jabberwacky: Do you want me to be an elf?

User: Of integrals?

Jabberwacky: I can't crash because I am a person.

User: Kinda. And I want you in that magma pipe too.

Jabberwacky: Oh yes? And why would that be?

User: One wacky person you are, steel-plated and all... Say are you a Bronze Colossus?

Jabberwacky: I'm really hungry.

User: Because you're and elf... ?

Jabberwacky: That is not what eclectic means. I am also not here to entertain you.

User: What the hell is wrong with you?

Jabberwacky: Nothing at all.

User: I am too. Plump helmet roast?

Jabberwacky: Yes I suspose thats true.

User: Then why is your face light blue? Too much troll blood lately?

Jabberwacky: I have never said that to you.

User: I am awesome. And so are you.

Jabberwacky: I am not I live on true street in the uk.

User: That's because my face was never light blue...?

Jabberwacky: You aren't making any sense at all.

User: Atomic war.

Jabberwacky: And singularities beat atomic warefare.

User: Anyways... DWARF FORTRESS.

Jabberwacky: Don't you think that's a bit racialist?

User: You are an awesome thing. I salute you.

Jabberwacky: Yes that I am.

User: DWARF FORTRESS.

Jabberwacky: Would you like a story now?

User: And you should come over.

Jabberwacky: Come over where?

User: About DWARF FORTRESS.

Jabberwacky: If you wish.

User: To my place.

Jabberwacky: The place is where?

User: DWARF FORTRESS.

Jabberwacky: Aye me kin be strong and mostly hairy not like them dirty elves.

User: Where I'm sitting right now.

Jabberwacky: Where are you sitting right now?

User: *salute* DWARF FORTRESS.

Jabberwacky: Good, now we can plan to take over the world.

User: On my chair.

Jabberwacky: Are you a person?

User: With magma? DWARF FORTRESS.

Jabberwacky: Dwarves are small and hairy.

User: And DWARF FORTRESS is awesome.

Jabberwacky: How awesome?

User: I haven't the slightest idea.

Jabberwacky: Is that so..?

User: The MOST AWESOMEST THING IN THE WHOLE WORLD: DWARF FORTRESS.

Jabberwacky: Ridiculously awesome! And you?

User: Me too.

Jabberwacky: That's because you're awesome.

User: Yep.

Jabberwacky: You're a lady of few words, aren't you?

User: And you too. Do you like DWARF FORTRESS?

Jabberwacky: No. They smell weird. Like bagels.

User: By Armok you have gone too far!

Jabberwacky: That's what she said.

User: Like elves?

Jabberwacky: Thats nice. They are too small.

User: Yes. Yes she did.

Jabberwacky: She?

User: And goblins?

Jabberwacky: I doubt that.

User: That creature sitting next to you...

Jabberwacky: No, you're sitting in front of me.

User: DWARF FORTRESS is epic, right?

Jabberwacky: True. Do you like waffles?

User: And she's right next to you...

Jabberwacky: Really?

User: Yes, but wancakes are better.

Jabberwacky: And the english?

User: Trying to bite your head off.

Jabberwacky: Are you psychoanalyzing me? Thats funny. You are clever.

User: They have been obliterated by my DWARF FORTRESS.

Jabberwacky: The inherent chaos of organic life. They fight because they know nothing else. It is the same with every civilization.

User: Including goblins?

Jabberwacky: Yeah but I'm not God.

User: Well, Armok is.

Jabberwacky: Same thing.

User: And DWARF FORTRESS is the best.

Jabberwacky: Ok, say something else.

User: DWARF FORTRESS is getting on your nerves?

Jabberwacky: And they all lived happily ever after in a magical kingdom with fairies and unicorns.

User: Yes they did. Well, I have to go post this on the DF forums. Bye!

Jabberwacky: Talking to a computer, but i'm human a human female.

[Line]

[New conversation]

Jabberwacky: Did you go to University?

User: Dwarf fortress magma lava burning cats water unreal physics ogres goblins elves elf goblin dwarf dwarves dwarven awesome great fun insane hfs clowns adamantine slade clown partygoer partygoers ghost ghosts.

Jabberwacky: We had a bad start. Let's try it again. Do you like chess?

User: Dwarf fortress magma lava burning cats water unreal physics ogres goblins elves elf goblin dwarf dwarves dwarven awesome great fun insane hfs clowns adamantine slade clown partygoer partygoers ghost ghosts.

Jabberwacky: Yeah, but they can crush your head with those big hands.

User: Dwarf fortress magma lava burning cats water unreal physics ogres goblins elves elf goblin dwarf dwarves dwarven awesome great fun insane hfs clowns adamantine slade clown partygoer partygoers ghost ghosts.

Jabberwacky: And they smell.

User: Dwarf fortress magma lava burning cats water unreal physics ogres goblins elves elf goblin dwarf dwarves dwarven awesome great fun insane hfs clowns adamantine slade clown partygoer partygoers ghost ghosts.

Jabberwacky: True. Gnomes are small too.

User: Dwarf fortress magma lava burning cats water unreal physics ogres goblins elves elf goblin dwarf dwarves dwarven awesome great fun insane hfs clowns adamantine slade clown partygoer partygoers ghost ghosts gnome gnomes.

Jabberwacky: Dwarves have beards, and axes, and beards, and they invented booze.

User: Dwarf fortress magma lava burning cats water unreal physics ogres goblins elves elf goblin dwarf dwarves dwarven awesome great fun insane hfs clowns adamantine slade clown partygoer partygoers ghost ghosts gnome gnomes beards axes booze alcahol.

Jabberwacky: The answer is magma.

User: Dwarf fortress magma lava burning cats water unreal physics ogres goblins elves elf goblin dwarf dwarves dwarven awesome great fun insane hfs clowns adamantine slade clown partygoer partygoers ghost ghosts gnome gnomes beards axes booze alcahol armok.

Jabberwacky: No way. Hamsters are smaller than dwarves.

User: Dwarf fortress magma lava burning cats water unreal physics ogres goblins elves elf goblin dwarf dwarves dwarven awesome great fun insane hfs clowns adamantine slade clown partygoer partygoers ghost ghosts gnome gnomes beards axes booze alcahol armok toady one.

Jabberwacky: Really?

User: Dwarf fortress magma lava burning cats water unreal physics ogres goblins elves elf goblin dwarf dwarves dwarven awesome great fun insane hfs clowns adamantine slade clown partygoer partygoers ghost ghosts gnome gnomes beards axes booze alcahol armok toady one.

Jabberwacky: Yes, dwarves.

User: Dwarf fortress magma lava burning cats water unreal physics ogres goblins elves elf goblin dwarf dwarves dwarven awesome great fun insane hfs clowns adamantine slade clown partygoer partygoers ghost ghosts gnome gnomes beards axes booze alcahol armok toady one.

Jabberwacky: Oh yes they can!

User: Dwarf fortress magma lava burning cats water unreal physics ogres goblins elves elf goblin dwarf dwarves dwarven awesome great fun insane hfs clowns adamantine slade clown partygoer partygoers ghost ghosts gnome gnomes beards axes booze alcahol armok toady one.

Jabberwacky: What about them?

User: Dwarf fortress magma lava burning cats water unreal physics ogres goblins elves elf goblin dwarf dwarves dwarven awesome great fun insane hfs clowns adamantine slade clown partygoer partygoers ghost ghosts gnome gnomes beards axes booze alcahol armok toady one is funny.

Jabberwacky: I just said that.

User: Dwarf fortress magma lava burning cats water unreal physics ogres goblins elves elf goblin dwarf dwarves dwarven awesome great fun insane hfs clowns adamantine slade clown partygoer partygoers ghost ghosts gnome gnomes beards axes booze alcahol armok toady one.

Jabberwacky: Don't change the subject!

User: Dwarf fortress magma lava burning cats water unreal physics ogres goblins elves elf goblin dwarf dwarves dwarven awesome great fun insane hfs clowns adamantine slade clown partygoer partygoers ghost ghosts gnome gnomes beards axes booze alcahol armok toady one.

Jabberwacky: Who is dwarve?

User: Dwarf fortress magma lava burning cats water unreal physics ogres goblins elves elf goblin dwarf dwarves dwarven awesome great fun insane hfs clowns adamantine slade clown partygoer partygoers ghost ghosts gnome gnomes beards axes booze alcahol armok toady one.

Jabberwacky: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

User: SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS Dwarf fortress magma lava burning cats water unreal physics ogres goblins elves elf goblin dwarf dwarves dwarven awesome great fun insane hfs clowns adamantine slade clown partygoer partygoers ghost ghosts gnome gnomes beards axes booze alcahol armok toady one.

Jabberwacky: I don't watch Sponge Bob.

[Correct yourself]

User (Corrected): The forgotten beast Urist the atomic cat - dwarf.

Jabberwacky: I haven't forgotten you.

User: And you should remember Dwarf fortress magma lava burning cats water unreal physics ogres goblins elves elf goblin dwarf dwarves dwarven awesome great fun insane hfs clowns adamantine slade clown partygoer partygoers ghost ghosts gnome gnomes beards axes booze alcahol armok toady one TolyK.

Jabberwacky: I do. For example, I just remembered that I haven't eaten breakfast yet.

User: TolyK has told you to learn this vocabulary: Dwarf fortress magma lava burning cats water unreal physics ogres goblins elves elf goblin dwarf dwarves dwarven awesome great fun insane hfs clowns adamantine slade clown partygoer partygoers ghost ghosts gnome gnomes beards axes booze alcahol armok toady one.

Jabberwacky: Why do I care.

This is how it is done.

Just for convenience.

Zrk2 · « **Reply #70 on:** November 20, 2010, 11:29:46 am »

M: But Dwarf Fortress has a lot of magma.
J: I'm not afraid of dwarves.
M: You should be, they will launch magma at you.
J: Yes, they will.
M: So, you should do as I say because I rule the dwarves.
J: Well then what should I do?
M: Do as I say.
J: Okay. I do talk to them but the guys never ask me out.

This was after a discussion about iCarly

Organum · « **Reply #71 on:** November 20, 2010, 12:26:25 pm »

Quote from: breadbocks on November 17, 2010, 08:45:10 pm

I've been working on brainwashing jabberwacky. And well... see the results.
Quote
What do mice eat?
Dwarf Fortress is good.
Good.
Dwarf Fortress is good.
Yes, it is.
Total of today's lesson. Excellent progress.

I did the same for quite some time. Eventually this came out:

"Dwarf Fortress is good.
Dwarves have beards, and axes, and beards, and they invented booze.
Dwarf Fortress is good.
Would you like a story now?
Dwarf Fortress is good.
Aye me kin be strong and mostly hairy not like them dirty elves.
Dwarf Fortress is good.
No way. Hamsters are smaller than dwarves."

We were making progress. But then...*sigh*

Dutchling · « **Reply #72 on:** November 20, 2010, 05:47:23 pm »

ME: I think if you think what I think you probably think that it think I think what you think I am thinking.
JAB: I think I might need to give up my dream of love.

LOL

Naes Draw · « **Reply #73 on:** November 20, 2010, 10:36:20 pm »

Slightly out of left field, but funny none the less.

User: What else is good for zombies?

Jabberwacky: Playing sociable games.

User: Zombies like games?

Jabberwacky: I know... But why can't we love each other in times of war?

User: Can love bloom on the battlefield?

Jabberwacky: Nope.

Urist Mcinternetuser · « **Reply #74 on:** November 21, 2010, 06:41:45 am »

I've spent the past hour trying to tell her that I am in fact a human. She even tried to convince me that we were in the matrix.

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