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[DKS]

Do you know about Dwarf Fortress?
Yes. To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.


It seems to understand the basics.

[inteuniso]

I beat Cleverbot.

User: Dwarf Fortress!

Cleverbot: Now that's clever.

http://www.cleverbot.com/j2log-iSsYXzJMZCJTPAGALGMG-detail

EDIT: NOOOOOOOOOOOO

Spoiler: language (click to show/hide)

User: I don't think you're god. I think you're a fucking Elf, you dwarf-hater.

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

[Cespinarve]

Not the DF part of my confersation but:

Me: So, do you like Chinese food?
Jab: No. I like european food.
Me: Such as?
Jab: What do you mean?
Me: Define European food.
Jab:A euphemism is substitution of an expression that may offend or suggest something unpleasant to the receiver with an agreeable or less offensive expression.

I'm unclear as to the conclusions I should draw from this. However, I am now extra wary of European food.

[Shade-o]

It said that I was afraid of Chinese people.

[de5me7]

J;Dwarves are small and hairy.
True.
J;But there is still a god.
He is the Great Toad, may he liveth forever.
J;Yes.
 

[Lawec]

J;Dwarves are small and hairy.
True.
J;But there is still a god.
He is the Great Toad, may he liveth forever.
J;Yes.

Now I understand why it called DF a religion

[Ioric Kittencuddler]

Oh great.  Not only is it an idiot, it's racist.

Jab: That was not nice.
Me: I'm sorry.
Jab: *Possesses your body*
Me: I am a girl.
Jab: You're not that either!
Me: You're not that either!
Jab: I am soooooo black that when I walk in everyone asks who turned out the lights.
Me: Wow, that was terrible.
Jab: Just like your face.

Also,

Me: What do you think about Mud Crabs?
What do you think about it?
Me: Horrid creatures. I avoid them whenever I can.
Ckoe or pepsi?

[Encased in burning magma]

Me: I am a girl.

On a DF forum? That's so... statistically unlikely  .

[Ioric Kittencuddler]

Me: I am a girl.

On a DF forum? That's so... statistically unlikely  .

What do you want?  I was possessed by a chat bot.

Me: F*** you man!
Jab: Do you want to?

[freeformschooler]

Okay, who's been teaching Jabberwacky about DF?

Me: Dwarf Fortress is fun.
JW: The answer is magma.

THAT IS SEVERAL STEPS CLOSER TO AN INTELLIGENT ANSWER
Also, a relevant one.

[zmc]

Alright, that Jabberwocky thingy just talked me into going to Subway and getting a tuna sandwich with mayonaise.

[TolyK]

User: Then why did you say that I had one?

Jabberwacky: I did not.

User: 'Ask your creator.' - from 5 lines ago.

Jabberwacky: No, 5 lines ago, I said that you just insulted yourself.

[New conversation]

Jabberwacky: Does money talk?

User: Dwarf.

Jabberwacky: A dwarf is a person, or animal, of restricted growth.

User: Fortress.

Jabberwacky: Ok...

User: Now combine the two.

Jabberwacky: Ah ok.

User: I shall ping you with command prompt and make the server running you die... MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Jabberwacky: Respect your superiors, for I am superior to you.

User: And you get...

Jabberwacky: Not really.

User: Bullshit.

Jabberwacky: No, really, it's true.

User: Not really = not + really. You mister are getting off-topic.

Jabberwacky: I'm ALWAYS at least a litlle off balance, off topic or of the deep end. I beg your indulgence.

User: Then what is 2 + 2?

Jabberwacky: Like a said, a program that I'm testing.

User: What if the wind blows? Or I splat ice cream on your face?

Jabberwacky: Face.

User: A program testing a program?

Jabberwacky: That is probably not that difficult to program. Do you have an ego?

User: Ok... Where did I put the DWARF FORTRESS!!!!

Jabberwacky: Someone probably threw them at your face.

User: Dwarf Fortress!

Jabberwacky: I'm not afraid of dwarves.

User: Hey that's what I wanted to do you you.

Jabberwacky: Yes.

User: Dwarf fortress.

Jabberwacky: Do you have a beard?

User: And you shall be pwnd.

Jabberwacky: What if I wanted to be a maple tree.

User: Yes sir. I like booze too!

Jabberwacky: You like integrals ?

User: Are you an elf?

Jabberwacky: If you want me to be.

User: Yes, and that ... Wait what?

Jabberwacky: It is a saying meaning that you should beware.

User: Well then I dump you into magma. Have fun!

Jabberwacky: Do you want me to be an elf?

User: Of integrals?

Jabberwacky: I can't crash because I am a person.

User: Kinda. And I want you in that magma pipe too.

Jabberwacky: Oh yes? And why would that be?

User: One wacky person you are, steel-plated and all... Say are you a Bronze Colossus?

Jabberwacky: I'm really hungry.

User: Because you're and elf... ?

Jabberwacky: That is not what eclectic means. I am also not here to entertain you.

User: What the hell is wrong with you?

Jabberwacky: Nothing at all.

User: I am too. Plump helmet roast?

Jabberwacky: Yes I suspose thats true.

User: Then why is your face light blue? Too much troll blood lately?

Jabberwacky: I have never said that to you.

User: I am awesome. And so are you.

Jabberwacky: I am not I live on true street in the uk.

User: That's because my face was never light blue...?

Jabberwacky: You aren't making any sense at all.

User: Atomic war.

Jabberwacky: And singularities beat atomic warefare.

User: Anyways... DWARF FORTRESS.

Jabberwacky: Don't you think that's a bit racialist?

User: You are an awesome thing. I salute you.

Jabberwacky: Yes that I am.

User: DWARF FORTRESS.

Jabberwacky: Would you like a story now?

User: And you should come over.

Jabberwacky: Come over where?

User: About DWARF FORTRESS.

Jabberwacky: If you wish.

User: To my place.

Jabberwacky: The place is where?

User: DWARF FORTRESS.

Jabberwacky: Aye me kin be strong and mostly hairy not like them dirty elves.

User: Where I'm sitting right now.

Jabberwacky: Where are you sitting right now?

User: *salute* DWARF FORTRESS.

Jabberwacky: Good, now we can plan to take over the world.

User: On my chair.

Jabberwacky: Are you a person?

User: With magma? DWARF FORTRESS.

Jabberwacky: Dwarves are small and hairy.

User: And DWARF FORTRESS is awesome.

Jabberwacky: How awesome?

User: I haven't the slightest idea.

Jabberwacky: Is that so..?

User: The MOST AWESOMEST THING IN THE WHOLE WORLD: DWARF FORTRESS.

Jabberwacky: Ridiculously awesome! And you?

User: Me too.

Jabberwacky: That's because you're awesome.

User: Yep.

Jabberwacky: You're a lady of few words, aren't you?

User: And you too. Do you like DWARF FORTRESS?

Jabberwacky: No. They smell weird. Like bagels.

User: By Armok you have gone too far!

Jabberwacky: That's what she said.

User: Like elves?

Jabberwacky: Thats nice. They are too small.

User: Yes. Yes she did.

Jabberwacky: She?

User: And goblins?

Jabberwacky: I doubt that.

User: That creature sitting next to you...

Jabberwacky: No, you're sitting in front of me.

User: DWARF FORTRESS is epic, right?

Jabberwacky: True. Do you like waffles?

User: And she's right next to you...

Jabberwacky: Really?

User: Yes, but wancakes are better.

Jabberwacky: And the english?

User: Trying to bite your head off.

Jabberwacky: Are you psychoanalyzing me? Thats funny. You are clever.

User: They have been obliterated by my DWARF FORTRESS.

Jabberwacky: The inherent chaos of organic life. They fight because they know nothing else. It is the same with every civilization.

User: Including goblins?

Jabberwacky: Yeah but I'm not God.

User: Well, Armok is.

Jabberwacky: Same thing.

User: And DWARF FORTRESS is the best.

Jabberwacky: Ok, say something else.

User: DWARF FORTRESS is getting on your nerves?

Jabberwacky: And they all lived happily ever after in a magical kingdom with fairies and unicorns.

User: Yes they did. Well, I have to go post this on the DF forums. Bye!

Jabberwacky: Talking to a computer, but i'm human a human female.

[Skillet]

GET OUT OF MY HEAD

JW: Have we spoken before?
Me: No, I just learned about you.

JW: Oh, interesting. And where did you learn about me?
Me: Dwarf Fortress forum mentioned you.

JW: I think you mentioned it to somebody else, because I have never head of Jugambu.
Me: I never said Jugambu.

JW: Quite right, you didn't.    
Me: Are you trying make my head explode?
JW: Yes.

[Sylverone]

Jabberwacky: Good, now we can plan to take over the world.

User: On my chair.

Jabberwacky: Are you a person?

User: With magma? DWARF FORTRESS.

I see what you did there. Delayed replies make for weird conversation, apparently.

To "teach" Jabberwacky to talk about Dwarf Fortress in the correct context, use the "correct me" button to edit Jabberwacky's responses when they are off topic. Just brute forcing it like you guys have been doing might be a pretty slow way to get Jabberwacky to learn.

By the way, JW is only aware of the previous two-four sentences, I'm pretty sure, so that's why it has no sense of greater context whatsoever.

[Zrk2]

I made it ask pointless questions with no relevance to wat we are discussing. Is that champ?