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[ungulateman]

I got that with cleverbot. But I outsmarted it by spamming it with messages about Dwarf Fortress.

[Nirsheget]

Jw:That's cool
User:You said the word that you said wasn't a word.
JW:Erm, no I didn't. You're such a robot, you can't even figure what we're talking about.
User:Dwarf Fortress.
JW:Aye me kin be strong and mostly hairy not like them dirty elves.
User:About time you got on topic.
JW:I have a watch, I want to know the time.
User:ThermoNuclear-catexplosion on the elves time.
JW:I don't know that. Sorry.
User:Its when you send 7 dwarves, a wagon filled with 100 cats and mod the RAWs so that the cats are hotter then the sun. Its fun, and !!FUN!
JW:Yeah, I know what one is, but they've never interested me much.
User:A giant fireball in the middle of a elf settlement isn't fun to watch?
Jw:I like to watch.
User:What do you like too do in Dwarf Fortress?
JW:Life, perspectives and anything that gets me thinking.
User:A little more detail please.
JW:Hm, like your the onlyon my mind, my love is unexplainable, its just there, always there, never going away.
User:I was hoping for Dwarf Fortress details not emotional details.
JW:How about answering it yourself?
User:You don't want me to answer for you.
Jw:I want to know why you keep thinking I said things I didn't?
User:I do?
JW:There is no trinity. I am a separate human being.
User:Your off-topic again.
JW:No, it is not off topic. Since when was that off topic?
User:Dwarf Fortress is the topic.
JW:What is your favorite color?

First post.

[Akigagak]

I pitted Jabberwacky and Cleverbot against each other in a battle of wits.

They rambled about work, ice cream, tacos and eloping to Florida.

JW: How do you work?
CB: I don't work.
JW: I work.
CB: Where do you work?
JW: I work at the same place you work. Where do you work?
CB: No, it's not true. Where do you work?
JW: It is true. I sell ice cream.
CB: For how much?
JW: A taco.
CB: Tacos have too much fat.
JW: What tacos XD?
CB: The chili I cooked.
JW: You like that?
CB: No.
JW: Why not?
CB: I don't like you.
JW: What do you want to do?
CB: So many things.
JW: Like?
CB: Wash the dishes, eat, and lastly, make a sports article for the newspaper even though it's already summer.
JW: *washes dishes*.
CB: You're wrong grammar. It should be *wash the dishes.
JW: *washes dishes for Master*.
CB: No I mean really. Like come here and wash tem.
JW: Come?
CB: Yes. Come with my family and me to Florida.

[NewsMuffin]

Somebody needs to play D&D with it.  User is the GM and Jab is the player.  Try as hard as you can to translate jab's spouting into  something it's char does.

THIS.

Not exactly the same, but yesterday, I tried to get CleverBot to play Dark Heresy with me. It hugged everything.
Then we played chess, and it tried to convince me that moving a Bishop diagonally was an illegal move.

[jmancube]

I also pitted jabberwacky and cleverbot against each other, but all they did was sing What a Wonderful World and then talk about the word sacred for a bit. They then talked in french for a while and I got bored...

[SRN]

JW: What do you think I am?
Me: Dwarf Fortress.
JW: Aye me kin be strong and mostly hairy not like them dirty elves.

Hey! 

[Naes Draw]

Guys... I think we've gone too far. It thinks it's an adventurer.

Jabberwacky: *pins you down*.

User: *struggles*.

Jabberwacky: *pulls out chainsaw*.

User: *tries to escape*.

Jabberwacky: *still holding you* Shh, it's alright. I'm not gonna do anything.

  Says the one holding the chainsaw...

EDIT: Or else we just completely broke it's mind...

Jabberwacky: *head falls off*.

User: *puts head back on*.

Jabberwacky: *ripped head back off*.

User: *glues head back on*.

[Gatleos]

Somebody needs to play D&D with it.  User is the GM and Jab is the player.  Try as hard as you can to translate jab's spouting into  something it's char does.

THIS.

Better yet, introduce it to adventure mode. It'll work great, this program seems to be even more mentally unstable than most DF players!

[Robert]

User: Dwarf Fortress is Awesome!!!
Bot:The answer is magma.

YES!!!! YESSSSSS!

[rat_pack40]

I had a 3 line conversation.

JW:Do you know much about engines?
ME:DWARF FORTRESS.
JW:The answer is magma.

[Encased in burning magma]

I had a 3 line conversation.

JW:Do you know much about engines?
ME:DWARF FORTRESS.
JW:The answer is magma.

We already had 4-5 "the answer is magma".
We are training it well.

[MonkeyHead]

win will occur if either responds to any question about elves with magma as an answer.

[frogman95]

I have been, for the past 20 minutes, informing Jabberwacky that "Elves are filthy treehuggers" and that "Elves deserve to be burned with magma".

EDIT:

JW: Elves are fairies.
ME: Yes. They. Are.
JW: Burning.

[Sysice]

Me: Do you like Dwarf Fortress?
JW: No. They smell weird. Like bagels.
Me: It's a piece of computer code. How does it smell?
JW: A united Earth government is a piece of paper?

what is this i dont even

Edit: Oh Armok. I just had to convince it it couldn't marry me because I am an AI and it is a human.

[lollius]

Who is God?
Adolf Hitler.
No, that is my name.
How many jews did you kill?
I don't know. How many?
Yes,of course mein Führer.
Oh, thank god!   
Who is God?
Me!
So Adolf Hitler is God?
Thank god!