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[Hyndis]

Ehh, I don't worry about it.

She goes berserk? Its okay. She's surrounded by soldiers anyways.

Unless the dwarf is a legendary jeweler or metalworker, the dwarf is expendable.

[FearfulJesuit]

This is a masterwork Pig Tail condom.
Engraved on it is an image of Urist McFemaleSoldier and Urist McMeatShield.
Urist McFemaleSoldier is carrying the Urist McMeatShield.
All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality.

It menaces with spikes of adamantine.

Ow.

[Gimli007]

Kill the babies before the mothers enter battle, problem solved.

That's cruel but funny

[Akura]

This is a masterwork Pig Tail condom.
Engraved on it is an image of Urist McFemaleSoldier and Urist McMeatShield.
Urist McFemaleSoldier is carrying the Urist McMeatShield.
All craftsdwarfship is of the highest quality.

It menaces with spikes of adamantine.

Ow.

Get the one studded with lead. For her pleasure. And permanent sterilization.

[thegoatgod_pan]

I had a badass quatro mom once--baby and three children hung out with her on patrols--one died to goblin bolt, but the mom got them.  Her legendary name turned into the Bounty of Nations--kind of raising a new warrior generation for as brighter forgotten-beast free future.

[Aspgren]

go into modding and change the [BABY] and [CHILD] tags. make them grow into children at birth.

this is cheating but since the children are moving around outside of their parents protection almost 10% more they're actually at a higher risk of kidnapping.. this levels it out a bit.