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[Roundabout Lout]

Today I took down some bandits, and took a bag from their campsite. Had a couple pieces of clothing and two iron low boots of lesser quality than mine, so I went to sell them.

Trader wanted to give me 2900 dwarfbucks for everything in the bag, making me think I found some crazy new bug.

Taking a second look at the boots, they were studded with

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clear diamonds!

What's the craziest loot you've found?

[Lovechild]

Damn those boots are pimped.

I've found a quern made of yellow diamond in a night creature lair. Also, an entire fortress built from native platinum.

[Shrugging Khan]

A steel fucking spear and shield. No enemy was a challenge to me after that.

[nenjin]

Anything better than bronze armor (not including shields) seems to be borderline legendary equipment.

[Jacob/Lee]

After being ambushed by about 40 kobolds, and slaughtering most of them, the first kobold that attacked us, who was damn near impossible to kill, was wearing a mixture of quality bronze and steel armor, using a steel spear. Which, for some reason, was human size armor.

[nenjin]

I have hoards of dwarves coming at me with silver and steel weapons and shields. Which is funny, because I think silver is actually less effective than bronze at the killing.

[Flaede]

Today I took down some bandits, and took a bag from their campsite. Had a couple pieces of clothing and two iron low boots of lesser quality then mine, so I went to sell them.

Trader wanted to give me 2900 dwarfbucks for everything in the bag, making me think I found some crazy new bug.

Taking a second look at the boots, they were studded with

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

clear diamonds!

What's the craziest loot you've found?

hehe. Diamons on the soles of your shoes
Perhaps they are engraved with sign of a teaspoon, and the sign of a wa-a-ave.

[killran]

Found an inconspicuous looking rope reed fibre bag after a assult on a bandit camp. On closer inspection this bag had thread made out of emerald (not even sure how that works?) and and had an image of a bin in yellow diamond. That bags owner must have been a seriously rich bandit

[Chilton]

A steel sword on my old companion Amanda's body.

Im still sorry i did what i did to you

[Benata]

A steel sword on my old companion Amanda's body.

Im still sorry i did what i did to you

Gouging her eyes out -.-

Adamantium breatsplate

And I have never had a hit on my chest ever again...

[Chilton]

A steel sword on my old companion Amanda's body.

Im still sorry i did what i did to you

Gouging her eyes out -.-

Adamantium breatsplate

And I have never had a hit on my chest ever again...

Well i actually liked her - And at the time, i just reacted to the threat, not really thinking. Then after i ripped her eyes out i started regretting it, and when she died i felt a bit bad about it. *Sigh*

Nice breastplate!

[Yoink]

Amanda: "Oh hey Chilton, how goes it this day?"
Chilton: "Whoah! Nice breast!"
Amanda: "Grrrr!" *attacks*
*EYE GOUGING DEATH*
Chilton: "...Er, plate. Whoops..."

[GrizzleBridges]

I am still only finding piles of bronze armor

[Chilton]

Amanda: "Oh hey Chilton, how goes it this day?"
Chilton: "Whoah! Nice breast!"
Amanda: "Grrrr!" *attacks*
*EYE GOUGING DEATH*
Chilton: "...Er, plate. Whoops..."

Well, it was more like...
Amanda: Hey Chilton! Lets go get to work!
Chilton: What the... ELVES! Burn the forest!
* A few minutes later *
Chilton: We won!
Amanda: My foot... Its cut open badly D:
Chilton: Oh my god, ah, your bleeding, ah... I know!
*Grabs her foot*
Amanda: NO! HOW DARE YOU!
*Amanda attacks me*
Chilton: You BITCH.
*Strangles her until she passes out, Rips her eyes out, scratching the empty sockets, whipping her legs so she cant resist.*
Chilton: Oh... my god... i... I was trying to help you... Shit, shit, shit, im sorry. I was, i didnt want to, you...
*Amanda gives in to the pain*
Chilton: What have i done, you cant die like this! You were my first companion, weve been together for so long...
*Amanda has bled to death*
Chilton: ...

Im now taking her to get a proper funeral - Her body is in a deep underground room i found with her once, her expensive sword laying next to what is to be her grave, and her blood scattered around. Her body is mutilated, and already decomposing.

[Toast024]

Seriously, what am I doing wrong right, I never find armor above bronze-level that fit my adventurer. I usually end up finding a few steel or iron shields, and a nice weapon that is not the kind I am skilled in.