Ichi:With Kurtulmak's recent shenanigans sure to have the townsfolk more alert, you decide that now isn't the ideal time to steal, and head off into the forest to collect sticks and stones.
You find one really nice stick that's thick, sturdy and about as tall as you. In addition, you fill up an armful of rocks about the size of your fist.
+1 staff stick
+5 stonesYou had back to the camp and take a few moments to rest.
-you are at the kobold cave-
Fuzz:You gather together all of the animal bones in the camp and start whittling away at them with your sharp rock, creating arrows and other weaponry. You find that the eagle bones make the lightest, finest arrows. You waste none of those, but some of the baboon and cougar bones are too brittle and are lost. The largest of the cougar bones make fine stabby tools.
-7 giant eagle bones
+7 nimble giant eagle bone arrows
-14 cougar bones
+3 cougar bone daggers
+10 cougar bone arrows
-22 baboon bones
+17 baboon bone arrows
Fuzz gained a level in crafter!You then take the mantis-man's claws and set about fitting a handle to them. They already seem to be quite dangerous.
-2 mantis-man claws
-2 leather strips
+2 mantis-man claw scimitars-you are at the kobold cave-
Kweed''rik'tik:You call for "HALP" and Nreelrroi comes to aid you. You hold still as she picks out the thorns one by one from your back and washes the wound, and you help her hold the cloth in place as she bandages you.
your wound now only affects you as a minor wound-you are at the kobold cave-
Nreelrroi:Your chief demands "HALP", and you are not one to deny the demands of your mighty chief. It takes quite a while to pick all the thorns from his huge back (and he managed to get quite a few thorns in there), and quite a bit of cloth to bandage him up.
-4 rough cloth strips-you are at the kobold cave-
Likesfighting:You take the bush disguise tunic Ungbuktu made. It doesn't fit you perfectly, and your legs stick out of the bottom, but it'll help make up for some of your ineptitude at sneaking. The chitin armour plates aren't currently in any state to be worn, as there's nothing to hold them to your body.
You follow the river out, wanting to outdo the chief's hunt. You jab at the reeds absent-mindedly as you keep an eye out for prey. You hear a hiss and an alligator lunges at your legs, but you jump back in time and start jabbing at it with your spear. Your aim is true, but the alligator's hide is too thick, and your spear is deflected harmlessly. The pair of you repeat the dance, back and forth, several times, until you get a good jab in its eye. With a low, rumbling hiss, it retreats into the water and disappears.
You take the long way back to the cave, and stumble out of some underbrush into the midst of a pack of five hyenas. You quickly try to look as bushlike as possible, but they clearly see straight through your ruse and you have no choice but to fight.
As they charge at you, you jab one in the flank. You raise your shield to one side as hyenas come flying at you, and fend them off with your spear on the other. One of them gets around your defenses and bites your shield arm, getting a good grip and trying to drag you over.
Another comes in again, but you stab it with your spear and the weapon strikes deep into its belly. You twist the weapon and pull it out, and the hyena staggers back dizzily. The pack comes in at you again, but once again you keep them at bay, and the handle of the shield stays firm.
You shake the hyena off your arm and jab it in the throat. Blood bubbles up and the hyena stops attacking, standing firmly on all fours and putting great effort into breathing.
The other four hyenas go yelping away. The remaining one is now lying on the floor, unable to breathe in a puddle of its own blood. You run it through and drag it back to camp.
+1 hyena corpse
minor wound, offhand-you are at the kobold cave-
Ungbuktu:You start arranging the giant eagle's feathers and beak around a strip of cloth laid out in front of you. Once you find a suitably impressive arrangement, you start poking the feathers through the cloth, and finally attach the beak. The result is an impressive headress, which you fix with another strip of cloth to attach it firmly to one's head.
-1 giant eagle beak
-16 giant eagle feathers
-2 rough cloth strips
+1 giant eagle headdressYou think about cutting the chitin to make a sharp, serrated edge, but you can't think of a way to cut it apart finely enough not to lose the edge.
You have another go at shaping the mud by the river, this time getting it to stay in shape. You test one out and it successfuly holds liquids. When you pick it up, however, it deforms, and you only end up showing your own hands who is the boss.
+5 mud toilet-pots attached to the ground-you are at river by the kobold cave-
Schlakal:You breeze effortlessly into the town, walking in plain sight but totally unseen. You notice a human carrying another, smaller, pinker human. You trip the larger human over in a particularly muddy spot; by the time she's back up with her eyes clear of mud, you and her child are gone.
The ride back is uneventful, although you can only hold onto the pony with your legs because you have to stop the human from falling off. The human seems distracted by the pony and continually makes sounds of delight whenever the pony turns its head slightly.
You return to the cave, where the child is fascinated by grabbing the chickens by their tails.
+1 male human toddler (will need to be looked after)
+1 set of tiny human clothes-you are at the kobold cave-
Kurtulmak:You begin gathering up some vines and leaves, swigging from one of the bottles as you go.
...
You don't quite remember the details, but you return to the cave along with the two beak dogs. All three of you are stumbling and blurry-eyed, and one of the glass bottles is empty. One beak dog is wearing a large floral apron, the other your loin cloth. You're wearing only leaves and vines. As a group, you decide it's time to lie down. At least, you decide it's time to lie down, and the beak dogs collapse easily when you lean on them.
-you are lying down in the open in the middle of the day with two drunken dinosaurs in odd attire at the kobold cave-
Tiggi:You came here for clothes, and clothes are what you'll get! You scout around the outside of the town, looking for clotheslines, but you notice a lady leaving the town with a rather large basket of clothes.
You follow her out of the town and to a pond, where she kneels over the water and starts washing a set of robes. She seems quite focussed on one particular stain, so you leave her to it. When she's finally finished with it, you're sure she'll be glad to find out she's not got any more washing left to do!
+1 big basket of human clothes
Tiggi has gained a level in sneaker!You carry the basket back to the camp on your head; no creatures impede your journey.
When you arrive back, you take time to inspect your spoils. You're impressed by the human's generosity - some of these things would even fit normal-sized kobolds!
+1 big woven basket
+1 green woolen robe (2 units)
+1 pair plain pants (1 unit)
+1 plain shirt (1 unit)
+4 sets undergarments (1 unit altogether)
+1 large, pink, frilly dress (3 units)
+1 large, plain robe (3 units)
+1 large, blue skirt (2 units)
+1 large, blue shirt (2 units)
+1 pair large, red pants (2 units)
+1 large, black vest (1 unit)
+6 sets large undergarments (2 units altogether)-you are at the kobold camp-
TIME OF DAY:
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Noon
~the wilderness is getting more dangerous~
You've had a lovely, meaty lunch.
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