Bible camp? They have LANs sometimes. I'd look forward to LANs.
Y'know, on having the garden of Eden story put up here again, I realised that, were I to believe it to be true, I would have to conclude god was either a fucking idiot or a total cunt who wanted everyone to suffer. The point of not yet eating that lovely apple (or a banana, as Stephen Fry pointed out may be the case) was because humanity was not ready for the burden of knowledge, right? So once Eve was tricked into eating it due to her lack of having knowledge enough to know better, he kicked them out into the real world and pretty much stopped talking to them.
Yeah, so now that humanity has knowledge but no ability to use it correctly, the obvious thing to do is to throw them out into a world of suffering and mortality without doing anything to help them use their new found smarts correctly (the bible came a bit late for this purpose, didn't it?). Yes, god was pissed, but acting like a negligent, abusive parent is not a responsible course of action. Thanks old testament god! Your overly-controlling, overly-irrational, 'throw out the kids as soon as they break a rule' parenting style is totally not at all to blame for the fuck ups you created.
Of course, this falls apart a little if humans were never meant to possess knowledge, but only a little. God should be able to think on his feet and do what's going to lead to the least harm to all of his creation, not just get pissy and throw a tantrum, leaving the naive little humans all open to making constant mistakes that he then writes them off for. Also, saying 'it's all part of his big plan' doesn't quite cut it either - he makes a strong impression that his plans keep getting fucked up and he actually didn't want his pets running around on their own, making their own choices. New testament god seems a little different, but is still a lazy and irresponsible god for someone who purports to be the embodiment of goodness. If he said "I'm good and evil at the same time, I'm everything at once and all is part of my desire!" then I'd think it was a bit more sensible. Like Lord of the Rings! Then you can justify everything.
'course, that'd mean a totally non-interventionist god, because they're playing both sides of the game at once and intervening would only thwart their own efforts, but that's why there are sub-deities who represent only one side - Lucifer and Michael. Symmetrical, all-encompassing and elegant. Thank you Tolkien for making a religious structure which works! Now to get it implemented and tear up that illogical old crap...