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Author Topic: You are a Deity of some kind.  (Read 5747 times)

Demonic Spoon

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Re: You are a Deity of some kind.
« Reply #45 on: November 14, 2010, 11:43:35 pm »

AWE: Play a awesome air-guitar riff while making sentient spaceships.

DRK: Sulk in a dark corner, make shadow sentient spaceships.
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Re: You are a Deity of some kind.
« Reply #46 on: November 14, 2010, 11:46:33 pm »

Who's going to do the God of Awesome's action? if no one is I'm just going to drop him.
I have Darko's ready, though sans pic until tomorrow.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: You are a Deity of some kind.
« Reply #47 on: November 14, 2010, 11:49:08 pm »

Umm well okay, I'll do awesome's action unless someone else wants to, but I won't be following the dave's bro route, too easy.
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Re: You are a Deity of some kind.
« Reply #48 on: November 14, 2010, 11:56:01 pm »

Awe: Create a galaxy with an Earth-like planet, create humans, create a human named Dave, send your avatar to Dave, invent swords, invent puppets

Galaxy? Planet? Earth-like? Humans? What are these things? No matter! Yo are the god of awesome and will not be held like puny constraints like knowing what the hell you're doing!

Roll 100d: 49

You clap your hands together and suddenly there is a HUEG EXPLOSION! Boom!

You're AWESOME hair is a bit singed.

But wait! Some sort of glowy stuff seems to be expanding form the explosion! Yo decide to call them AWESOME GLOWY STRINGS!

AWE: Play a awesome air-guitar riff while making sentient spaceships.

Roll: 31

You weave you're hands around a bit in weird motions that makes you look as much like a douche as the god of awesome is capable of. You fail to make anything.
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Re: You are a Deity of some kind.
« Reply #49 on: November 14, 2010, 11:58:56 pm »

Awe: Become ironic, invent puppets, name your grandmaster puppet Cal
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Re: You are a Deity of some kind.
« Reply #50 on: November 15, 2010, 12:02:50 am »

Darko, the Dark god of the Dark, commands the universe to stay dark(ish).
Roll d20 (as usual for me): 18
It does so!

He also make some shadowships

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They suck. But they work! they also have tentacles.

« Last Edit: November 15, 2010, 03:30:59 pm by Aklyon »
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Re: You are a Deity of some kind.
« Reply #51 on: November 15, 2010, 02:31:42 am »

Drk:Make more spaceships, make them gigantic tenticaled monstrosoties. Make them intelligent and hateing 'organics'!
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Re: You are a Deity of some kind.
« Reply #52 on: November 15, 2010, 04:32:33 am »

Awe: Become ironic, invent puppets, name your grandmaster puppet Cal

Roll: 68

You become somewhat ironic! You ironically do not invent puppets, to be ironic!
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Re: You are a Deity of some kind.
« Reply #53 on: November 15, 2010, 10:35:53 am »

Guys I think we've started confusing awesome with just plain cool.

Awe: travel everywhere by sharksurfing explosions that were caused by bears punching pumpkin bombs.

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Re: You are a Deity of some kind.
« Reply #54 on: November 15, 2010, 11:52:18 am »

Guys I think we've started confusing awesome with just plain cool.

Awe: travel everywhere by sharksurfing explosions that were caused by bears punching pumpkin bombs.

Roll: AWESOMEROLL AUTOMATIC SUCCESS  8)

You now travel everywhere by sharksurfing explosions that were caused by bears punching bombs! AWESOME!

You wonder what most of those stuff are...
« Last Edit: November 15, 2010, 11:58:36 am by Demonic Spoon »
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Re: You are a Deity of some kind.
« Reply #55 on: November 15, 2010, 02:43:02 pm »

anymore actions for Darko the Dark God of the Dark? otherwise I'm going to fill in the pictures and update.
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Re: You are a Deity of some kind.
« Reply #56 on: November 15, 2010, 03:31:22 pm »

pic there!
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Re: You are a Deity of some kind.
« Reply #57 on: November 15, 2010, 04:28:09 pm »

Drk: Invent dark vision for all. You can see when there is no light, but not when there is light. Bizarro world!

Awe: Ironically create Cal to be ironic about being ironic.
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Re: You are a Deity of some kind.
« Reply #58 on: November 15, 2010, 04:41:46 pm »

DARK VISION!

theres not really enough stuff for a picture, though.
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Re: You are a Deity of some kind.
« Reply #59 on: November 15, 2010, 04:42:54 pm »

darko: work one creating a vast orb of light, so that you and the minions you dont have can get some shuteye when you feel tired
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