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Shrugging Khan

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Weird West
« on: November 14, 2010, 04:10:02 pm »
I've been travelling a little, and to the far west, I met a number of weird things.

0. There's a completely normal human town.
1. There are hamlets without any inhabitants.
2. There are fortresses full of unarmed, unarmoured, *hostile* humans, attacking on sight.

WTF?  :o
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Cthulhu

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Re: Weird West
« Reply #1 on: November 14, 2010, 04:10:46 pm »
Weeeeeeeesssssssssttttttt
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Shrugging Khan

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Re: Weird West
« Reply #2 on: November 14, 2010, 04:21:59 pm »
ooooh SHIIIIIII-

I entered one of the castle keeps, and it was full to the brim with wrestlers. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
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Re: Weird West
« Reply #3 on: November 14, 2010, 04:33:20 pm »
Quote from: Shrugging Khan on November 14, 2010, 04:21:59 pm
ooooh SHIIIIIII-

I entered one of the castle keeps, and it was full to the brim with wrestlers. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
-N!
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NewSheoth

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Re: Weird West
« Reply #4 on: November 14, 2010, 04:45:03 pm »
Weird Weird West indeed.
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Shrugging Khan

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Re: Weird West
« Reply #5 on: November 14, 2010, 04:46:08 pm »
Actually, no. Fuck.

I killed about twenty of them. Half of them bled out very quickly, since they fought naked, the other half I only crippled and then strangled to death. Until I grew "tired", and went to sleep in my new personal castle.

I'm now a "Great Fighter" and "Talented Wrestler", when before this little carnival of nude butchery I was dabbling in both (peasant start). Also, my attributes have sky-rocketed.

In related news, I've just been awoken by five resentful nude wrestlers.
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Re: Weird West
« Reply #6 on: November 14, 2010, 05:15:30 pm »
So it's not a weirdness of my mod... In my mod I have orcish castles full of unnamed wrestlers which respawn.
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Re: Weird West
« Reply #7 on: November 14, 2010, 05:17:05 pm »
How do i get a mod?
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Re: Weird West
« Reply #8 on: November 14, 2010, 05:22:27 pm »
Download it and play.
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Re: Weird West
« Reply #9 on: November 14, 2010, 05:24:36 pm »
Sorry i'm a noob if i ask dumb questions
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Re: Weird West
« Reply #10 on: November 14, 2010, 05:24:57 pm »
Shout obscenities directed at everyone and post pornography.
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Shrugging Khan

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Re: Weird West
« Reply #11 on: November 14, 2010, 05:55:00 pm »
Yep, they respawn. I'm now an elite wrestler, ever since I lost my sword somewhere and it disappeared. DISAPPEARED. FUCK!

Why do things just dissolve? I paid in hard currency for that -Two-Handed Sword-! And those nudies don't exactly drop marketable loot!
Fuck!

Bludgeoning people to death with a shield works like a charm, though. And biting is nice as well.

Edit: And beating wrestlers to death with dual-wielded wrestler corpses.
« Last Edit: November 14, 2010, 06:13:53 pm by Shrugging Khan »
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Re: Weird West
« Reply #12 on: November 14, 2010, 06:15:56 pm »
Quote from: Shrugging Khan on November 14, 2010, 05:55:00 pm
Yep, they respawn. I'm now an elite wrestler, ever since I lost my sword somewhere and it disappeared. DISAPPEARED. FUCK!

Why do things just dissolve?

Spoiler: WEEESSSSSSSSSTTTTTT (click to show/hide)

On a more serious note, have you tried making an adventurer in this mysterious western civ?  It's a new release so bugs are to be expected.
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Re: Weird West
« Reply #13 on: November 14, 2010, 06:19:19 pm »
If you need money, go find some animals and butcher their corpses. A good day's work can yield quite the harvest of marketable meat.
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Shrugging Khan

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Re: Weird West
« Reply #14 on: November 14, 2010, 06:20:45 pm »
Huh. I died. The 100th wrestler, that fiesty jubilee, punched my skull in.

However, this stint teached my one very valuable thing: Dual Shield -> Grab Throat with Arm -> Choke -> Strangle until passed out -> Strike Head With Shield -> DED!


PS: Will try a wrestler civ adventurer...soon!
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Not a troll, not some basement-dwelling neckbeard, but indeed a hateful, rude little person. On the internet.
I'm actually quite nice IRL, but you people have to pay the price for that.

Now stop being distracted by the rudeness, quit your accusations of trollery, and start arguing like real men!
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