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[Rumrusher]

That's awesome thanks

Post your works of art if you use it - When they pass out from it, you can do ANYTHING to them...

except make babies with them. due to you need to be close to either married or pets that been around for 2 1/2 seasons in fort mode together to do that.

mine is grabbing the poor sap and Punching them with my "wambler PUNCH!" sadly the thing weighs seven or more tons and will drop a average dwarf speed to 99 doing so but boy that thing sure can red a yellow a head and red a spine.

[Johnfalcon99977]

Cut all of goblins limbs, and when he servived, i stuck my sword in his chest and watched him die

[Ten_Tacles]

Pinching everything empty, until only important stuff is left, like heads, lower and upper bodies.
Starting with fingers, theeth and toes first, of course.
Then working my way up.
Until nothing is left.

[jetex1911]

i just got an idea: A Dwarf Fortress version of Edgar Allen Poe's "Tell-Tale Heart".

[Chilton]

Pinching everything empty, until only important stuff is left, like heads, lower and upper bodies.
Starting with fingers, theeth and toes first, of course.
Then working my way up.
Until nothing is left.

Very similar to mine - Except a bit faster

Also, to the previous page, throwing stones is always fun... haha

[toupz]

HELP PLEASE ability to grasp somewhat impaired, left hand muscle artery torn open. I fast traveled+slept but it never healed my recuperation is super, i cannot hold my shield i can only use my other hand am i screwed for life or will it ever heal? My hand is paralyzed

[Chilton]

That happens - You cant fix it. Just work around it; Also, who/what did it to you?

[toupz]

The fourth night creature i fought i really got unlucky and i had no gloves, should have got bronze gloves or something. I jumped on it leaving my army behind, i ws doing fine till it did that to my hand

[Chilton]

Well, i see two choices. Find more of its kind, and make the bastards suffer;
Or, find a patsy to take out your anger on, like Elves. Your hand may be severely set back, but you could still cause some pain with it...

If you want any ideas on what to do to them, let me know after you decide what your going to do...

[Deon]

That happens - You cant fix it. Just work around it; Also, who/what did it to you?

You can "r"emove a shield to keep it in the same hand as a weapon. So you're not screwed.

[Chilton]

That happens - You cant fix it. Just work around it; Also, who/what did it to you?

You can "r"emove a shield to keep it in the same hand as a weapon. So you're not screwed.

True, but his hand is still flawed on a long term basis

[toupz]

WOOT REON THANKS =) also guys, this is hilarious i just fought another night monster and that other night monster....attacked my same hand that was paralyzed and torned it apart even more. Those night monsters really want to chew my hand off but i still got my hand they ain't getting it, chopped the beast's head off and put head in my backpack