I was coming here to also post a rimworld death. But my death is just a random skill less mook I didn't care much about, not a player proxy. Oh well, still a death.
A tornado
* grazed one of the preexisting stone structures on the map. Causing explosions. I did not expect explosions so I send someone to break down a wall and investigate.
Whaddaya know mechanoids. 3 centipedes and a bunch of dead and burning ancient soldiers. I assume their cryosleep caskets were the explosions I heard. The centipedes are damaged, likely from the tornado and explosions, but I'm still not fucking with that. So I call back the constructor who easily outruns the centipedes and load up a pair of antigrain(nukes) mortar shots.
Little did I know my random useless hauler noticed the bricks lying all the way out there from the broken down bit of wall and decided he needed to go gather them up. Antigrain round out, 2nd one still preparing to fire, wait why did the centipedes stop, what are they aiming at? Why the hell is the hauler there trying to fight 3 centipedes with a pistol? *BOOM*
RIP Thatch the hauler. You came to us in a crashed pod and I rescued you out of the kindness of my heart, you had no good skills, You decided to join and I figured making you a crappy bedroom would be better than the morale debuff of banishing you. You still ended up giving everyone a morale debuff in the end, but at least now you'll feed the velociraptor and t-rex for a day.
Rimworld(modded)