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hector13

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #20505 on: July 20, 2018, 04:58:50 pm »
My dude died in flagrante with his wife.

A bastard considering he was the Grand Master of the Assassins.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #20506 on: July 20, 2018, 06:13:37 pm »
I set my ship to auto-dock and went to go check on my toddler.

Ship apparently crashed, I was looking at the rebuy screen when I came back. Support waggled their finger at me and said they won't change things next time, but restored the stuff I'd lost. Kudos to the dude who did that for me.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #20507 on: July 20, 2018, 06:22:30 pm »
Quote from: Dunamisdeos on July 20, 2018, 06:13:37 pm
I set my ship to auto-dock and went to go check on my toddler.

Ship apparently crashed, I was looking at the rebuy screen when I came back. Support waggled their finger at me and said they won't change things next time, but restored the stuff I'd lost. Kudos to the dude who did that for me.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #20508 on: July 20, 2018, 06:22:59 pm »
Elite Dangerous, presumably.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #20509 on: July 20, 2018, 06:23:46 pm »
The mention of suppprt made me think of EVE, huh.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #20510 on: July 20, 2018, 06:25:59 pm »
I automatically figured Sea of Thieves
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #20511 on: July 20, 2018, 07:16:29 pm »
First of all, isn't Sea of Thieves about wooden ships how do those dock themselves that is not thematically sound.

Also, yes, Elite Dangerous :3
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #20512 on: July 20, 2018, 07:20:53 pm »
Quote from: Dunamisdeos on July 20, 2018, 07:16:29 pm
First of all, isn't Sea of Thieves about wooden ships how do those dock themselves that is not thematically sound.

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Sea of Thieves isn't about wooden ships or buried treasure or blackpowder weaponry...

Sea of Thieves is about being a dick and having nonsensical game systems "based on extensive research" to protect softy players and prevent griefing but in fact do little more than protect griefing and prevent softy players.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #20513 on: July 20, 2018, 10:07:19 pm »
Been trying that colonial marines ss13 server.

Been dying.

A lot.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #20514 on: July 21, 2018, 02:43:50 am »
Left work at 3:30 am with a half hour ride home and have to be in again at 11.

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Rolling through a stream of the blobulords spittle a little too early  and getting caught by a trailing bullet during a generally sloppy run. Schedules like the above have that effect.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #20515 on: July 21, 2018, 03:32:51 am »
Quote from: Cinder on July 20, 2018, 06:23:46 pm
The mention of suppprt made me think of EVE, huh.

Presumably, if you contacted EVE support because you blew up while afk the only resonse you'd get would be the sound of hysterical laughter.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #20516 on: July 22, 2018, 07:40:15 am »
Why would anyone make the default binding for hiding the GUI(useful for screenshots) include the the same key for dodging? Result: Climbing up a rock spike to get a screenshot(need GUI to watch stamina), attempted to hide GUI, only to go diving off the rock.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #20517 on: July 23, 2018, 09:01:47 am »
"Eh, we don't have anything on high priority right now, might as well build the bedrooms before the air conditioning."

Cue heat wave wiping out my pawns.

Note to self: At least mine out a mountain panic room next time and praise Zeus for electricity.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #20518 on: July 23, 2018, 12:40:34 pm »
They released faction-specific weapons for the Flash. VS got a three-shot energy grenade launcher that is capable of very quickly killing tanks. The NC got a huge-ass mortar cannon(which is actually pretty useless). What did I, as a TR player get? A flamethrower.

Even while catching an Infiltrator in a doorway by semi-surprise, it still doesn't kill quickly enough before he was able to stop, aim, and put a rifle bullet through my face.

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EDIT: Got my ass beat down by a toilet with superpowers.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #20519 on: July 25, 2018, 07:33:45 am »
So I had my opponent on the ropes, was beating him down and removing his stuff with Vaevictis Asmadi, the Dire... even had a spare copy on hand in case my opponent came up with something. Speaking of my opponent, he was playing big, expensive cards but aside from one big dino I knew about (thanks to duress) he was top-decking and I had plenty of cards that could remove any big stompers he played.

I decided to play Brawl-Bash Ogre just to spend some extra mana and avoid discarding due to max hand size... but I wasn't paying attention and accidentally played Unlicensed Disintegration (in my defense, they have similar colors and the same border >.> ), which could only target the one critter on my board, my big ol' dragon. -_-

Losing a turn attacking allowed my opponent a turn to draw something from the top of their deck... which happened to be a planar bridge which allowed them to play omniscience from their deck which allowed them to completely wreck my board state. /tableflip!

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