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[deathpunch578]

every single sniper on the enemy was using an aim bot
TF2

[MrRoboto75]

I have a lance of heavy, slow tanks.  figure I'd use the road randomly on map to give them a small speed bonus so they actually reach the fight sometime today.  There is a bridge on the road that crosses a lake.  The second tank, an assault tank wielding four RAC-2s, touches the bridge.  The bridge immediately buckles sending the tank into the drink.  The tank drowns, before any fighting even starts.

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Megamek / Tabletop Battletech

[Rince Wind]

There is an option somewhere in Megamek  that gives bridges enough strength to carry all vees/mechs (not sure about superheavies, but how often do those come into play?).

[MrRoboto75]

There is an option somewhere in Megamek  that gives bridges enough strength to carry all vees/mechs (not sure about superheavies, but how often do those come into play?).

I was just kinda surprised.  Usually the game warns you when you try to do something stupid.  (Hey that's going to cause a pilot skill check)

[Rince Wind]

It won't warn you if you jump on buildings that can't carry your mech either.

[Akura]

Spent almost an hour or so driving around. Built a decent rig. Took a mission to locate a drop crate within a time limit. Get to the area, and a big yellow rig drops in, with four machine guns in a cluster firing at physically impossible arcs. I return fire, destroying most of its parts except the core(which the guns are conveniently on top of). Shots hit my own cab, and my whole rig explodes.

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TerraTech. Really needs a way to target specific blocks. Unless there is one and I haven't found it yet.

[Wiles]

Had a touch of the blood plague, but that's okay, we already have a dose of the cure prepared back at base. But the plague zombies kept coming, and the infection became worse. 20 minutes to make it back home. More plague zombies.

A recovery team was sent out, Carl was dealt with. His gear was recovered and given to the next recruit in training. We torched a nearby plague heart in his honour. Carl's skills in close combat will be missed, as will his skill with music which helped with morale in tough times. RIP buddy.

(State of Decay 2)

[IronTomato]

The version of Super Turbo on the SF 30th Anniversary Collection has the cheapest AI that I have faced in any game, period. Mortal Kombat Trilogy's AI is better, which I didn't think was possible.

I picked Zangief for arcade mode and naturally the first fight put me at a terrible disadvantage, fighting against a CPU Ryu who did nothing but spam hadoukens for the entire match, which wouldn't have been a problem if it didn't start furiously button-reading to instantly react to whatever I do when I finally manage to get close.

Before this, I had played through the Third Strike arcade mode and beat the final boss, which took me less time than it did to clear the first fight on Super Turbo.

Also, the difficulty was on 3/8. Even on the other variations of SF2 the AI isn't nearly this bad, it seems to be exclusive to this one variation for some reason. Which sucks because this is, to my knowledge, the only SF2 which doesn't run in super-slo-mo, and is the one that everyone plays. I'm seriously hoping that it gets patched out when the game actually releases and is just something they put in to troll people who got the game early or something.

[deathpunch578]

got stun-locked, didn't have enough healing items, got my skull pulverized by a big guy with a brick, weird mid-dodge hit boxes, and I'm too used to square being attack and X being dodge (I blame witcher 3 for that)

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bloodborn

[Tawa]

Declared war on the Ottomans to take Bosnia. Called in all my allies, including the North German Federation.

The North German Federation immediately took charge of the war and turned it into an anti-British wankfest. They added goals to humiliate the UK and cut them down to size; in the peace treaty, these were the only things they did.

At the end of the war, half the brigades in my army were understaffed. I did not get Bosnia.

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Victoria 2, playing Austria

[Akura]

Was woefully unprepared to face the Abyssal Remnant. Also didn't help I was using a pike, so no shield.

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Conan: Exiles. So far, this is the only boss monster I've encountered where I can actually see the damage on their health bar.

[EnigmaticHat]

In the mission "Lady Boyle's party", I rewired a panel in the off limits second story and the game told me an alarm was turned off.  Thinking the panel next to it was also an alarm, I rewired it; and was helpfully told that the wall of light downstairs would now kill everyone except me.  About three seconds later I pulled out of the whale oil canister powering the wall of light to prevent that from happening.

When I finished my business upstairs and went downstairs to blend in with the party, everyone immediately flipped the fuck out and guards started shooting me.  The wall of light incident was too far back to bother reloading a save, so I completed the mission.  The mission complete screen revealed that instead of the two people I expected to have killed, I killed 3.  So depending on whether my target counted as a hostile or a civilian, the other type of NPC walked into the wall of light in the approximately 3 seconds they had to kill themselves.  Rude.

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Dishonored

[Jopax]

Keep being an idiot and facetanking stuff even tho I have no right to, still, it's a fun little practice simulator thing because heaven knows I don't have the time or patience to grind out the actual fight ingame.

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Path of Exile Uber Elder simulator

[Akura]

Whoever thought that Rico ever needed to be behind the wheel of a car should probably be keel-hauled by said car via Rico's grapple.

First driving challenge: drive a quadbike with what appears to be a tactical nuke down a hill and into a lighthouse. The way down the hill goes off a ramp. Said ramp has a barricade you must smash through. Said barricade causes your quad to flip uncontrollably. Only finished that challenge because after a few attempts the barricade simply stopped appearing.

Second driving challenge: A sports car, along a winding route, with many blind corners, random oncoming traffic, and the 1/3rd point is a ramp that drops onto a gas station. Unless you are literally the guy who coordinates and plans professional stunt jumps, you will likely hit a building on the way down. I managed to find a good speed and angle to land, but it's still not a guaranteed thing. Still haven't finished it, since the last section is through a busy city street. Not helping is the slightest bump causes the car to lose control or flip over.

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Just Cause 3. Otherwise, the game is pretty fun so far.

[StagnantSoul]

"It's just one Forest God, how strong can it be?"

Age of Wonders 3