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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #19635 on: September 30, 2017, 10:45:50 am »

not a death, but i was trying to stealthily kill a guard, and i hit a salamander instead. Turns out killing a salamder makes significant  noise.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #19636 on: September 30, 2017, 10:53:47 am »

I was going to do one last job with a character and picked a Mistake. Everything was going fine until I attempted to long-range stab someone with a short blade instead of teleporting to them with a sidewinder, then I teleported to where they were before they noticed me (but they had moved since then) and when they fired their gun I attempted to stab their bullets. Then before they could dump me off the ship I was captured.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #19637 on: September 30, 2017, 02:21:20 pm »

Tried to switch to "Metal Gear Online".

The game did the exact same thing it always did: Load up the first few screens of MGO before freezing and then crashing

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #19638 on: September 30, 2017, 02:55:31 pm »

THAT'S A NICE BOAT YOU HAVE THERE, SHAME IF SOMETHING HAPPENED TO IT
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #19639 on: September 30, 2017, 06:40:09 pm »

Oh look, a base that is not at all marked on my map. It has laser turrets. It's also causing damage to me despite not being hit, nor is the ground near me. I got shot right off my bike.

Then I died four or five more times trying to recover my stuff(in the open, no cover) and get away on my bike.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #19640 on: September 30, 2017, 07:34:55 pm »

Headless with be fiiiine, Headless is a tank, he even has the slime passive and heal, he can basically full heal himself without my help... Yeah, Headless won't die...

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #19641 on: October 01, 2017, 04:06:04 am »

Hahaha you silly monsters can't kill me! I'm going too fast on a mount and once I leap over this chasm you'll never see me again!
*gets shot and knocked off mount while gliding over the chasm*

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #19642 on: October 01, 2017, 07:32:19 am »

Spent the better part of two hours building a capital ship, getting to where I'm installing the main cockpit. Then I discover I've been building the entire ship upwards from the core, rather than forward. There also appears to be no way to correct this except scrapping the whole ship.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #19643 on: October 01, 2017, 07:40:25 am »

Spent the better part of two hours building a capital ship, getting to where I'm installing the main cockpit. Then I discover I've been building the entire ship upwards from the core, rather than forward. There also appears to be no way to correct this except scrapping the whole ship.

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Sounds like a rather elitist community, when I did that on FTD everyone was nice enough to tell me how to fix it or do it for me.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #19644 on: October 01, 2017, 09:23:15 am »

So I finally got around to doing the homestead missions after beating the game (which probably counts as a facepalm-worthy thing in and of itself as several upgrades and a moneymaking method are linked to homestead stuff) and there's one where a miner has to use a British iron mine to get materials to make a knife to offer as a gift to the woman he likes (I honestly couldn't help but roll my eyes at this stuff, but Assassin's Creed is Assassin's Creed, so it's a game made by Ubisoft).

I have to defend him, since he mines with explosives that attract the British troops. He (apparently) allows you to use explosive barrels as part of this defense.

One of the barrels was quite close to where he would walk, so on a lark, I shot it with my gun...

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #19645 on: October 01, 2017, 04:13:54 pm »

Not a death, but I certainly feel dead inside.

I decided to play a nice, casual little game as Harold Godwinson. Gradually introduced Norman culture and converted to Engilsh, crusaded here and there, and tried to be nice and casual with my Britain-conquering, instead of psychopathically taking the entire thing on my third ruler like usual.

And what does the game say to that?

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #19646 on: October 01, 2017, 05:44:52 pm »

Some dumbass on my side ran in front of my Flash. Then he respawned and killed me. Asshole. I'm actually a little upset about it.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #19647 on: October 02, 2017, 04:20:44 pm »

Trying to blow a hole in a laboratory's concrete walls. I had prepped some ANFO charges, set the fuze, and run off to take cover. I didn't realize until it was too late that I'd dropped an inactive one instead of the active one. My character, who had so far survived 37 days, was killed instantly in the blast. RIP Steve Waters.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #19648 on: October 04, 2017, 11:36:45 am »

Loaded up KSP after a break, realized my Tour Bus design still involves dodging its own boosters in what I call a Kestler Run.  This is my best design for lugging up to 4 tourists into orbit.

I actually navigated the debris fine though, and everything went pretty great.  Some fuel to spare, so I got greedy and tried to land the liquid engine and fuel tanks.  Lots of weight, but I had three parachutes and some fuel to slow reentry...

Reentry went great, and they touched down at very safe velocity.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #19649 on: October 05, 2017, 05:28:56 pm »

Please take note, if you see a friendly soldier standing right next to or on top of an enemy anti-tank mine, 95% of the time it's an engineer trying to disarm it, and 100% of the time you should not shoot the mine.

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