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[AzyWng]

This is a game where first shots generally don't kill, even from shotguns (which have that 78% chance I mentioned earlier).

Or maybe I just misread the the game's stats, since the game doesn't tell the accuracy while on a mission.

[pisskop]

Got stung to death by bees.

....


More accurately, I survived the bee hive raid.  I killed Opis, that nasty piece of work and got back to my car.  They stung me so much that the painkiller effect added up to 200 and I died of the shock that gallons of bee venom causes when introduced sub-dermally.



CDDA, with Pks rebalancing mod

[TheDarkStar]

I was taking damage and I couldn't tell why so I shot my rocket launcher around randomly some more until I died.

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Terraria. TIL your rockets hurt you.

[StagnantSoul]

I was doing good, considering I was fighting two Barioths at once. Only got iced twice so far, and I'd broken every piece I could and cut off both tails. Had one life left, but I still had my max potion and two medkits. Everything was good... Until a tiny lil Baggi on the side, regular lil Baggi, not a great one or anything, put me to sleep. With two Barioths lunging at me at once. My health bar was full and I was high on armorskin. But nope. That Baggi killed me. After fourty minutes of fighting two sabre kitties at once, the sad music played, Cha Cha cried, and so did I.

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Monster Hunter Tri

[itisnotlogical]

The final boss of stage 4 is actually two bosses, Yuki and Mai. On my first attempt I killed Mai first, so during this attempt I decided to get rid of Yuki instead.

This was a mistake. Mai prefers spinning lasers and bouncing knives over fast but predictable bullet patterns.

TH05: Mystic Square. I love the chiptunes and PC-98 art style to death.

[Mathel]

I had been brawling the orc in front of Shashpilamat for an (ingame) day. My hand-to-hand went from 8 to 25.
And then the power blinked and i lost all progress since just before i met him.

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TES III: Morrowind

Edit: Autocorrupt

[Greiger]

Trying to get to a mastery point, a bunch of small pillars with the point on top.  I use my glider to get near the top but not quite there.  So I summon by bunny-kangaroo mount to try to jump me up to the top in one leap instead of a bunch of smaller ones.

I fuck up the jump and end up even farther down, while the Springer is really good at height it's movement is too unweildy for the small platforms.  So I dismount and decide to jump it manually... and mess up again this time dropping down into a crevice where I can't move.  There is a small opening on one side, but my charr is too big to fit through, and my druid teleport can't fit through either.  It's too deep to jump out of the crevice on foot.  I would have to respawn back at a waypoint halfway across the map to get out.  But, nothing is too high of a jump for my springer!

> Summon Springer
: There is not enough room for your mount.
Well fuck.

Guild Wars 2 Path of fire

[Akura]

Built a nice little shuttle and made it off the planet. Docked at a friendly-looking trade station in orbit. While exploring the station and lamenting the fact I had literally no money since I left the stuff that converts to money at home and you need money to set up a sell offer on the station(not sure if it'd work in singleplayer anyway), a freighter pulls up to the station and broadsides my tiny little ship with multiple laser cannons, and I'm shot up and frozen to death trying to launch a boarding strike on the freighter. The freighter pisses off on its merry way. The number of people on the station giving any shits = 0.

While I did manage to recover my corpse after respawning, I'm stuck on the station with no money, since my ship has lost its generator, fuel tanks, oxygen tanks, and main core. I doubt I'd survive atmosphere-diving to get back to my planet base.

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Empyrion: Galactic Survival.

[Blaze]

Took a mission.

Failed instantly after boarding the ship.

In retrospect, it was pretty stupid to take a capture mission with the warzone modifier.

[Sirus]

According to the flavor text, any warzone mission is a bad decision.

[Akura]

I discovered that there's a teleporter device that beams me from the station to a trade post on the planet's surface.


I discovered this after freezing to death after spacejumping about halfway to the planet from the station, respawning near my corpse and recovering my things and freezing to death another halfway to the planet, recovering my things once more and then freezing again just outside the transition point of the planet. I recovered my stuff again, diving into the atmosphere, shattering my legs on impact of the ground, surviving, but inside the range of an enemy base with plasma(green is plasma, right?) cannons, dying about 10 feet from cover. Respawned near my corpse, but died while transferring my stuff to my backpack, respawned again and got my stuff, but died again anyway. Finally got my stuff, got into enough cover to deploy my motorcycle, and made it back to base.

Spent the significant resources to start reconstructing my ship(had blueprinted it of course) then went mining and hunting while it cooked. Flew around to the friendly NPC bases to steal some stuff, looked around the planetside trade post to see if it is possible to sell stuff in singleplayer(it's not), and found a big sign saying "TELEPORTER: PUBLIC ACCESS". And of course, it goes right to the space station I just left.


When I build an armed capital ship, I am going to blow that space station from orbit.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Empyrion: Galactic Survival.

[Man of Paper]

Had to rescue a guy on a Foundry vessel. While trying to get through the ship, I blasted a shotgun at a group of guards. I also forgot my secondary was a sidewinder and not another gun, so I wound up teleporting into my own shotgun blast, getting spaced, and dying.

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Heat Signature

[AzyWng]

Took a mission.

Failed instantly after boarding the ship.

In retrospect, it was pretty stupid to take a capture mission with the warzone modifier.

What game is this?

[Sirus]

Took a mission.

Failed instantly after boarding the ship.

In retrospect, it was pretty stupid to take a capture mission with the warzone modifier.

What game is this?

Heat Signature, 95% sure.

[Man of Paper]

Took a mission.

Failed instantly after boarding the ship.

In retrospect, it was pretty stupid to take a capture mission with the warzone modifier.

What game is this?

Heat Signature, 95% sure.

Plus another 5% certainty from me and we have 100%