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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #18735 on: February 22, 2017, 09:40:38 pm »

King Robert Baratheon was my friend. However, I, Eddard Stark, Lord Paramount of the North, would not stand for the wanton castration of my own friends. I challenged Robert to a friendly duel to teach him a lesson with Valyrian steel after he emasculated a longtime companion of mine.

I had not, however, intended to kill my best friend. He was succeeded by his child daughter, Elyn. Robert's family was not very happy with my accidental murder of the family patriarch and King of the Iron Throne, but I wanted to remain loyal. A few months passed, and Queen Elyn offered me the position of Lord Treasurer for the Iron Throne. I had previously served as Master-at-Arms for Robert, and I supposed that there was no harm in taking a council position for a second Baratheon; besides, I could use this as an opportunity to make amends to Elyn.

Elyn had me arrested the moment I arrived in King's Landing. I demanded a trial by combat. It ended poorly.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #18736 on: February 22, 2017, 10:07:16 pm »

Taurus demon.
Dark Souls.


Just you wait until Blighttown.

Speaking of, that's actually where I'm stuck. NG+ Knight and those damnable toxic bugs keep murdering the crap out of me over and over again, I lost well over 50k souls during all my attempts

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #18737 on: February 22, 2017, 10:36:06 pm »

I can't even get past the control scheme.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #18738 on: February 22, 2017, 10:53:20 pm »

King Robert Baratheon was my friend. However, I, Eddard Stark, Lord Paramount of the North, would not stand for the wanton castration of my own friends. I challenged Robert to a friendly duel to teach him a lesson with Valyrian steel after he emasculated a longtime companion of mine.

I had not, however, intended to kill my best friend. He was succeeded by his child daughter, Elyn. Robert's family was not very happy with my accidental murder of the family patriarch and King of the Iron Throne, but I wanted to remain loyal. A few months passed, and Queen Elyn offered me the position of Lord Treasurer for the Iron Throne. I had previously served as Master-at-Arms for Robert, and I supposed that there was no harm in taking a council position for a second Baratheon; besides, I could use this as an opportunity to make amends to Elyn.

Elyn had me arrested the moment I arrived in King's Landing. I demanded a trial by combat. It ended poorly.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #18739 on: February 22, 2017, 11:06:15 pm »

I can't even get past the control scheme.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #18740 on: February 22, 2017, 11:16:35 pm »

King Robert Baratheon was my friend. However, I, Eddard Stark, Lord Paramount of the North, would not stand for the wanton castration of my own friends. I challenged Robert to a friendly duel to teach him a lesson with Valyrian steel after he emasculated a longtime companion of mine.

I had not, however, intended to kill my best friend. He was succeeded by his child daughter, Elyn. Robert's family was not very happy with my accidental murder of the family patriarch and King of the Iron Throne, but I wanted to remain loyal. A few months passed, and Queen Elyn offered me the position of Lord Treasurer for the Iron Throne. I had previously served as Master-at-Arms for Robert, and I supposed that there was no harm in taking a council position for a second Baratheon; besides, I could use this as an opportunity to make amends to Elyn.

Elyn had me arrested the moment I arrived in King's Landing. I demanded a trial by combat. It ended poorly.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #18741 on: February 23, 2017, 10:59:20 am »

King Robert Baratheon was my friend. However, I, Eddard Stark, Lord Paramount of the North, would not stand for the wanton castration of my own friends. I challenged Robert to a friendly duel to teach him a lesson with Valyrian steel after he emasculated a longtime companion of mine.

I had not, however, intended to kill my best friend. He was succeeded by his child daughter, Elyn. Robert's family was not very happy with my accidental murder of the family patriarch and King of the Iron Throne, but I wanted to remain loyal. A few months passed, and Queen Elyn offered me the position of Lord Treasurer for the Iron Throne. I had previously served as Master-at-Arms for Robert, and I supposed that there was no harm in taking a council position for a second Baratheon; besides, I could use this as an opportunity to make amends to Elyn.

Elyn had me arrested the moment I arrived in King's Landing. I demanded a trial by combat. It ended poorly.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #18742 on: February 23, 2017, 04:02:03 pm »

King Robert Baratheon was my friend. However, I, Eddard Stark, Lord Paramount of the North, would not stand for the wanton castration of my own friends. I challenged Robert to a friendly duel to teach him a lesson with Valyrian steel after he emasculated a longtime companion of mine.

I had not, however, intended to kill my best friend. He was succeeded by his child daughter, Elyn. Robert's family was not very happy with my accidental murder of the family patriarch and King of the Iron Throne, but I wanted to remain loyal. A few months passed, and Queen Elyn offered me the position of Lord Treasurer for the Iron Throne. I had previously served as Master-at-Arms for Robert, and I supposed that there was no harm in taking a council position for a second Baratheon; besides, I could use this as an opportunity to make amends to Elyn.

Elyn had me arrested the moment I arrived in King's Landing. I demanded a trial by combat. It ended poorly.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #18743 on: February 23, 2017, 04:38:29 pm »

King Robert Baratheon was my friend. However, I, Eddard Stark, Lord Paramount of the North, would not stand for the wanton castration of my own friends. I challenged Robert to a friendly duel to teach him a lesson with Valyrian steel after he emasculated a longtime companion of mine.

I had not, however, intended to kill my best friend. He was succeeded by his child daughter, Elyn. Robert's family was not very happy with my accidental murder of the family patriarch and King of the Iron Throne, but I wanted to remain loyal. A few months passed, and Queen Elyn offered me the position of Lord Treasurer for the Iron Throne. I had previously served as Master-at-Arms for Robert, and I supposed that there was no harm in taking a council position for a second Baratheon; besides, I could use this as an opportunity to make amends to Elyn.

Elyn had me arrested the moment I arrived in King's Landing. I demanded a trial by combat. It ended poorly.
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For the love of all that is holy, WHERE CAN I GET THIS MOD AND HOW!?
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #18744 on: February 23, 2017, 05:11:46 pm »

I don't want to keep to whine too much about Dark Souls - except I really do.
Explore down a corridor, ooh, a tall exceptional enemy.  I block its swing, but it has a vicious backhand.  Fine.  Lost a third of my health, but fine, now I know.
It follows up by doing what looks like the same damn attack, but with a third swing pasted on the end.  Died and ragequit.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #18745 on: February 23, 2017, 05:12:34 pm »

What enemy specifically?
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #18746 on: February 23, 2017, 05:19:51 pm »

I'm still before Taurus demon, I'm too exhausted today to do as well as I did earlier.
Some skeletal knight who's noticeably taller.

I was only briefly mad and I'll try again, but the game is pretty frustrating sometimes heh...  At least this guy was newish.  I'm really sick of the firebomb-throwers with their infinite ammo, silent attacks, and even when you get to them they throw at point blank range.  Not seeing any way to restock on arrows, and the archery is super-awkward anyway (my fault, I'm bad at controllers).
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #18747 on: February 23, 2017, 05:23:10 pm »

Do you mean the spear guys? They can be dicks.

You should try fighting the Black Knight. I refused to beat the Tauros Demon until I beat him first. I died many times. :P
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #18748 on: February 23, 2017, 05:25:58 pm »

You know the weird Undead guy who sits on the carpet? He sells arrows. Go back to the ramparts you came to before the first Undead Burg bonfire and onto the platform with the two guys holding spears and black shields. He's down the stairs.

Also, you're probably fighting a Black Knight. At this point in the game (and with your apparent skills, no offense intended) you probably won't be able to defeat him. It's not a big deal, since he stays in his little hidey hole and won't respawn if you actually do manage to kill him.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #18749 on: February 23, 2017, 05:26:53 pm »

You can chip damage him. It's just an utter bastard, actually more difficult than the Tauros Demon all other things being equal. It takes an agonizingly long time and you have to be almost perfect for the duration.
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