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[AzyWng]

Found the uniform for the opium waiter. I turn a corner and walk into the real opium waiter. The game helpfully reminds me that there should only be one of us.

That doesn't make sense, it's a pretty big party. Can't keep the gimps waiting. At your BDSM opium orgy. In a meat factory. Which seems to actually be a working meat plant, even during party hours. Doesn't mean you can't have blood and meat all over the dance/sex/drugs floor.

Man, the first game must have been weird if that's where this level came from.

Hitman: Contracts.

This particular level was not in the first game.

The game you're playing is the darkest of the series, though.

Also, bear in mind that you're seeing through the mind's eye of a man who has been shot in the gut and is pretty close to death.

Things may be different from reality.

[itisnotlogical]

Chen's spell card "Pentagram Flight" seemed pretty straightforward, however I forgot that she can flash the screen and stop the bullets for half a second. Since I wasn't expecting that, it threw off my timing pretty badly and I ran straight into a bullet.

Touhou 7: Perfect Cherry Blossom.

[Akura]

Fun fact: it also changes the flight path, adding a sidewards curve to them. That has killed me a few times.

[Culise]

The lasers.  The lasers!  OK, I've decided.  While pretty, America's flag does not make for an easy inspiration for spell card patterns.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Touhou 15: Legacy of Lunatic Kingdom.  And then there's Junko...

[itisnotlogical]

Alright, controls are sorted out. I don't get caught up fucking around with Wolf 'mechs or chasing down the tertiary objectives. I head straight for the convoy and blow it up.

Alright, convoy destroyed. I guess I can breathe easy and search for the munitioDROPSHIP LAUNCH DETECTED. WOLF COMMANDERS HAVE ESCAPED. MISSION FAILED.

There's two convoys of Wolf commanders. Note to self, an objective isn't complete until the computer lady says so.

MechWarrior 2.

[Urist McScoopbeard]

There's two convoys of Wolf commanders. Note to self, an objective isn't complete until the computer lady says so.

HA-HA! You thought these were the REAL Wolf Commanders!? Think again!

EDIT: I love devs trolling players, either intentionally or through chance.

[hector13]

Alright, controls are sorted out. I don't get caught up fucking around with Wolf 'mechs or chasing down the tertiary objectives. I head straight for the convoy and blow it up.

Alright, convoy destroyed. I guess I can breathe easy and search for the munitioDROPSHIP LAUNCH DETECTED. WOLF COMMANDERS HAVE ESCAPED. MISSION FAILED.

There's two convoys of Wolf commanders. Note to self, an objective isn't complete until the computer lady says so.

MechWarrior 2.

I think this was the mission that made me stop playing when I was a kid.

[itisnotlogical]

It is pretty difficult. Besides the main objective, there's a lot of enemies on the field and I think more arrive throughout the mission. The default mech they give you kinda sucks as well.

[Cthulufaic]

I keep forgetting how easy it is to get a team consisting of drooling inbreds who think they know how to play.  Currently 300 below season high.


Overwatch Competative

[Urist McScoopbeard]

No one knows how to defend in Rocket League.

Rocket League

[itisnotlogical]

After destroying a convoy, I have to escort a convoy. I start it up without even looking at the default mech, just because I don't know what I'm getting into so customization is pointless.

Visibility is extremely low, for one thing. Once I get to the convoy, it immediately hauls ass into the sunset. Long-range lasers and missile barrages appear all around us, fired by enemies hidden in the fog.

Now, the mech I was given for this mission. It's pitifully slow with a max speed of 65 kph. I have some short-range missiles, pulse lasers and a weird particle weapon that I've never used. I can't keep up with the convoy and I can't fire back my opponents.

Mission failed in a little over a minute. Time to re-learn the mech customization.

Mechwarrior 2.

[NullForceOmega]

Dude, it's a Warhawk, one of the most devastating assault class mechs in the BT universe, that mission is a cakewalk once you wrap your head around how assault mechs function.

[Tiruin]

The Sundr Eyeless is very, very annoying :I
But what's more annoying are those GLOOMWARDENS of whom have 15+ armor and 20+ strength! x_x Now I'm getting why having that 4 varl party is named as hardcore...they get pulverized unless you take initiative first!

...And I was at stage 35 out of 40, and doing GREAT.

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The Banner Saga 2; SURVIVAL MODE.

[Eric Blank]

Walking along the beach, suddenly big thing eating my face x100
Knocked out instantly by big thing and then eaten
Eaten alive by half a dozen compies.
Fell off a cliff too

Ark: survival evolved.


Game really isn't balanced for single player at all. I'm playing with the difficulty turned way the fuck down and everything easier for the player to achieve, still get my ass kickedbitten off at every turn.

[Greiger]

I got a genius idea from the subnautica forums and decided to fight a reaper leviathan that likes to trawl around a place I want to explore.  I filled my inventory up with ammo and drove my seamoth out to the crash zone.

I have learned 2 things.  The reaper leviathan does not give a shit about gas torpedoes, or, after it ate my seamoth, it equally does not give a shit about gaspods launched from a propulsion cannon.  I have also heard rumors about breeding a bunch of crashfish and then launching those in a propulsion cannon, but I'm suspicious that will be equally ineffective.

Subnautica