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[AzyWng]

I screw up frequently when performing parkour.

Very frequently.

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Prince of Persia: Sands of Time

[hector13]

Don't you have the super-duper times-wimey stuff?

[Akura]

Some of the last remnants of the Polish-Lithuanian army, basically just four stacks of cavalry and a general, had raided some of their own towns before gathering near Krakow. I sent part of the army I took Krakow with(the rest needed to put down discontent) to meet them. Right at the start of the battle, their general decides to ride right in front of most of my army without any of the rest of his men, getting his bodyguard shot to pieces. There were only six of them left, including their general, when I receive notice that my general has been killed.


No idea what happened for sure, but I think my cannon gunners decided to go full traitor, since half the cannons were gone too. The enemy had no cannons or infantry of their own. It could not have been the enemy cavalry, they were on the other side of the map. Then again, the cannons had no arc of fire to hit my general, so I don't know what happened there, either.

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Empire: Total War.

[AzyWng]

Don't you have the super-duper times-wimey stuff?

The super duper times-wimey stuff is limited.

And like I said, I screw up VERY frequently.

[EnigmaticHat]

Some of the last remnants of the Polish-Lithuanian army, basically just four stacks of cavalry and a general, had raided some of their own towns before gathering near Krakow. I sent part of the army I took Krakow with(the rest needed to put down discontent) to meet them. Right at the start of the battle, their general decides to ride right in front of most of my army without any of the rest of his men, getting his bodyguard shot to pieces. There were only six of them left, including their general, when I receive notice that my general has been killed.


No idea what happened for sure, but I think my cannon gunners decided to go full traitor, since half the cannons were gone too. The enemy had no cannons or infantry of their own. It could not have been the enemy cavalry, they were on the other side of the map. Then again, the cannons had no arc of fire to hit my general, so I don't know what happened there, either.

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Empire: Total War.

In Medieval 2 I had a general who was killed by a routing peasant unit.  Which I think is supposed to be literally impossible (the only deaths you can have after the enemy breaks are friendly fire).

[Urist McScoopbeard]

unless they're fighting to the death, than they can still inflict casualties.

[Arx]

I keep dying about three hits from killing the gaping dragon. Well, I've done it twice now. Getting there is honestly more difficult than anything else. :v (This is partly because I'm cursed playing on hard mode).

This is definitely much easier than the Capra though. Muuch easier.

Dark Souls.

[Twinwolf]

wait there's a hard mode in Dark Souls

[GiglameshDespair]

Not officially, but go through a Ng+9 perma-gravelorded run while cursed and wearing the calamity ring.
That's hard mode.

[Greiger]

Joined a Doom multiplayer match.  As a veteran of old Doom 1 and 2 deathmatches from way back in the day, clearly I will have the advantage over these kiddies.

...

I am blaming that poor display on this newfangled thing called 'jumping'.  Yea, that's it.  That's gotta be it.

Doom 4

[SeriousConcentrate]

Not officially, but go through a Ng+9 perma-gravelorded run while cursed and wearing the calamity ring.
That's hard mode.

It doesn't get any harder after +7. Also, you can use the Aggression mod for moar difficulty if you wanted.

[SOLDIER First]

The real hardmode starts when you level Dex.

[Arx]

The real hardmode starts when you level Dex.

As it happens...

[Tawa]

The real hardmode starts when you level Dex.

you already made this joke SenBow

[itisnotlogical]

Found some spike traps. Said spike traps are also filled with monsters, and if you get hit by the spikes they prevent you from attacking. A squishy witch did not survive long under those circumstances.

Path of Exile.