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[itisnotlogical]

Trying for the shirt
Got some more god damn candy
I hate/love this game

Miitomo

[Chevaleresse]

hit by flying knife thrown by fairy

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Touhou 6: Embodiment of Scarlet Devil

[EnigmaticHat]

You should have listened, Link

[Kydrasz]

I thought that the orbital bombardment chased off the aliens long enough to kill the Praetorian we cornered in the shuttle. We went in guns blazing to kill it and we did.

However, it took us long enough that the aliens returned in force to block the door. Then we all died.

[Trapezohedron]

Meteor Swarm detected.

Also, got killiminated by an Icy Pincer. That's why you don't struggle, see.

EOIV

[Xardalas]

I thought that the orbital bombardment chased off the aliens long enough to kill the Praetorian we cornered in the shuttle. We went in guns blazing to kill it and we did.

However, it took us long enough that the aliens returned in force to block the door. Then we all died.

Sounds vaguely like to might be related to the colonial marines space station 13 server.

Fairly certain that is it actually. I rather like the Aliens genre and that sentence is bringing any of those games to my mind.

[Kydrasz]

I thought that the orbital bombardment chased off the aliens long enough to kill the Praetorian we cornered in the shuttle. We went in guns blazing to kill it and we did.

However, it took us long enough that the aliens returned in force to block the door. Then we all died.

Sounds vaguely like to might be related to the colonial marines space station 13 server.

Fairly certain that is it actually. I rather like the Aliens genre and that sentence is bringing any of those games to my mind.

It was actually. The colonial marines server is where I got satisfy my urge to be a faceless space marine.

[KingofstarrySkies]

If only the admins weren't pants-on-head retarded. Well, apop is, at least.

[IronTomato]

I walked out if my house and was promptly attacked by an army of bandits. Just as I was about to kill the most powerful one, a chief, some random dickhead dickhead ran up to me and interrupted me so I could hold his stolen item. I almost died while I was frozen in place by his talking, but I drank a bunch of potions and won the fight. Then I got attacked by frigging vampires. This time I got interrupted by the guy the other guy stole the thing from in the middle of the fight again. I gave the thing back to the guy, and promptly turned back to the vampires to see them attacking the thief, and then the other guy after a moment. Then I got attacked by mudcrabs. I killed the mudcrabs, and then a fucking dragon flew over me. And then I quit out of frustration.

I just wanted to leave my fucking house.

Skyrim

[Greiger]

1:He's leaving the house!   What event should we throw at him?
2:All of them.
1:But sir, that might be too much.
2:All of them.
1:Even the mudcrabs sir?
1:All of them.

[AzyWng]

If only the admins weren't pants-on-head retarded. Well, apop is, at least.

To be honest, whenever I play they're seldom on. Makes jobs like Corporate Liaison difficult (the fax machine goes to the admins).

And to be honest, given some of the players on the server, anyone in the admin's position would be hard pressed not to act a little stupid here and there.

Anyway, Deadbolt is a lot like Hotline Miami.

You die a lot.

Then you figure out a trick to beat the level.

Then you die a lot of times trying to pull the trick off until you actually do so.

Then you die because you get careless after pulling the trick off.

Then you try again more carefully and finally succeed.

Then you win the level while you feel like you lost.

[Urist McScoopbeard]

Then you win the level and feel like a badass skeleton assassin man.

FTFY

[Parsely]

Dark Souls 3 tried to set the power cord to my laptop on fire. Evidently the cord itself overheats from the power flowing through it plus the exhaust from the fans blows directly into it. Fortunately I caught it before it caught fire (it was just producing much smoke), so the cord still works. Clearly though, no more Dark Souls 3 for me.

Holy crap. Yeah definitely see about the air flow in your computer, since I'm sure you know this is a problem that can come up again later when you're not expecting it. A front panel fan does wonders but generally that requires a new tower. And just generally do some research to see what you can do about your computer's heat issues. Here's some good lightweight software that's great for diagnosing temp issues.

[Parsely]

Dark Souls 3 tried to set the power cord to my laptop on fire. Evidently the cord itself overheats from the power flowing through it plus the exhaust from the fans blows directly into it. Fortunately I caught it before it caught fire (it was just producing much smoke), so the cord still works. Clearly though, no more Dark Souls 3 for me.

Holy crap. Yeah definitely see about the air flow in your computer, since I'm sure you know this is a problem that can come up again later when you're not expecting it. A front panel fan does wonders but generally that requires a new tower. And just generally do some research to see what you can do about your computer's heat issues. Here's some good lightweight software that's great for diagnosing temp issues.

I mean, it's a laptop. The problem with airflow is that my legs are in the way.

Oh. RIP. Yeah no fixing a laptop. Maybe wear very cold pants.

[itisnotlogical]

Weirdly enough, I never even put my laptop on my lap. It exacerbates my bad posture, which is already pretty horrible.

Try setting your laptop on a book so that the fan is lifted off the surface of a table/desk and has more room to breathe. Cleaning it might still not be a bad idea.