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hector13

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #16455 on: February 11, 2016, 04:33:58 pm »

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #16456 on: February 11, 2016, 04:36:27 pm »

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #16457 on: February 11, 2016, 05:56:11 pm »

Got repeatedly murdered by some russian guy. I almost won the second match, but in the third I got completely obliterated. Like, 16-4

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #16458 on: February 11, 2016, 08:53:43 pm »

Surrounded by fairies, goblins, turrets flowers, and enough wind to make any kind of dodging difficult. I also had a mission to not kill the fairies but instead assassinate their queen, and my entire spell setup tends to wash the entire map in fire.

On the plus side, I did get credit in completing the mission, including killing the queen(despite/because of the fiery map-washing).

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #16459 on: February 11, 2016, 10:47:49 pm »

So I shoot down an abductor ufo and I send in my squad. After some pretty smooth sailing, 3 chrysalids pop out from nowhere and surround one of my soldiers. Thankfully this isn't as bad as it seems. I move my my soldier out of the pack and start moving my squad into safe positions and preparing to lob frag grenades.

First grenade, it does 3 damage to the swarm and now each individual 'lid only has 5 health.

Second grenade, 3 damage again. Now the 'lids only have 2 health each.

Third grenade, I misclick and end up hitting open space instead! >:( To make things worse, that was my last grenade.

Once the alien activity pops up, the chrysalids immediately avenge themselves and kill everyone who threw a grenade. The rest of the troops then die in the ensuing zombie apocalypse.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #16460 on: February 12, 2016, 08:31:04 am »

My whole squad died, because they didn't understand that sitting in FRONT of the wall won't protect them. So I, all by myself, killed three squads of soldiers, two tanks... and all this with only 1 hp.And then, instead of reloading, I accidently pressed  button "throw grenade".. epic death :(


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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #16461 on: February 12, 2016, 09:12:38 am »

Did....did that cannibal have a molotov?

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #16462 on: February 12, 2016, 01:22:14 pm »

I jumped in the chest at the end and stared at some photos.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #16463 on: February 12, 2016, 05:29:40 pm »

I thought the Behemoth would go after the Brotherhood Paladins, rather than myself. After all, my dinky little assault rifle was hardly making a difference, whereas each volley from the Brotherhood chipped away plenty of health.

I was wrong. I died in two hits.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #16464 on: February 12, 2016, 05:45:52 pm »

Spent a little more than 14 minutes on a 15x10 puzzle(which is too large to use any abilities to make it easier at the moment), with a par time of 15 minutes. I get to filling in the last few blocks when I notice it. I made a mistake. I don't know which specific block was, but trying to figure it out threw off the math on the surrounding rows and columns, and I knew the attempt to figure it out would spiral out of control.

If nothing else, I died inside.

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EDIT: Actual death.

Mission to destroy several targeting satellites over a Trade Federation factory world. Satellites were spotting for a surface-to-orbit cannon on the planet that was shooting at me, but with poor accuracy. Bonus objectives for destroying several freighters trying to break past my attack. I destroy the freighters, and all but one of satellites, but my hull is critical and my shields only managed to recharge to around 50%. I set up my attack run, lock on and fire my last torpedo, and start shooting. Then the planet cannon fires, directly at me. I could not dodge it.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #16465 on: February 12, 2016, 09:43:13 pm »

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #16466 on: February 12, 2016, 10:22:20 pm »

Or hell, get a cheap Logitech. I've had one for at least three years now and it still works perfectly.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #16467 on: February 12, 2016, 10:44:48 pm »

Hell, a Rock Candy controller is only 40 bucks and is pretty damn awesome and durable. And no, I'm totally not shilling for them since I own one that's lasted me a couple years :P
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #16468 on: February 12, 2016, 10:47:35 pm »

lol :p. But yeah, they do make good controllers huh? Just that when it's a controller's time, they REALLY go don't they? :P
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This fort really does sit on the event horizon of madness and catastrophe
No. I suppose there are similarities, but I'm fairly certain angry birds doesn't let me charge into a battalion of knights with a car made of circular saws.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #16469 on: February 13, 2016, 01:49:20 am »

Hell, a Rock Candy controller is only 40 bucks and is pretty damn awesome and durable. And no, I'm totally not shilling for them since I own one that's lasted me a couple years :P
I use a Rock Candy 360 controller I got for like $20 and it's the best damn controller I've used. Lasted longer than the official 360 controller we were using on PC, so far.
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