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[YaW]

Replaying Bloodborne (eager to play The Old Hunters DLC). Somehow, the Clerical Beast killed me. Twice. It's me or this game looks better everytime I play it?

[Kot]

ABSOLUTELY HALAL

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War Thunder of course. If you're flying a plane with bombs, crashing it into ground will yield you around a lot of research points, even more than you could usually get playing normally. So everyone started to plummet to the ground in first seconds of the battle to get as much RP as possible in shortest time. While I didin't exactly died, because, well, my update is still not here, but I consider it hilarious enough to mention.
EDIT: Also it's regarded as exploit, so you're going to get banned for this. One day ban for unlocking entire (1000hs+?) research trees in matter of hours? Fair trade.

[itisnotlogical]

Learned to work around the new overload mechanics, so this update isn't quite as terrible as I thought it was at first.

However, I still haven't gotten the hang of diving on ground targets. I crashed about half my planes on Mediterranean Island because I got greedy and pulled out of a dive too late.

War Thunder.

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Lanius decapitated me in a single swing.

Daaaaaaaaaaaamn.

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Courierman Simulator 2011

[Kot]

RIP

[itisnotlogical]

From what I've seen, the stat cards are nearly useless and haven't been updated for some time. So there's that.

Also, before a meteor shower passes through, that game is War Thunder.

[Steelmagic]

A tank shot my tank and injured me, then I was shot, then I was shot again, then artillery injured me, then artillery finally killed me. I am nothing if not durable.

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Armored Command. I should probably not be out of the hatch at all times.

[Rolan7]

Yeesh, I'm probably just too used to playing Reimu, but Sakuya seems to have a *negative* border-between-life-and-death or whatever flowery phrase the game calls it.
Basically with Reimu, I can hear the impact and deploy a bomb to survive.  With Sakuya I see the bullet coming and bomb before it even hits, I thought, but still ded.

Touhou Perfect Cherry Blossom

[Thexor]

A great many other thread-worthy deaths preceded this one, but I think this is a stellar place to start:

Started a new character, decided to try out martial arts. Get my crowbar, head into town, start looting the place. Take a few scrapes from zombies, loot a library, find some food and a gallon of water, and start trying to lose the pursuing horde and find a spot to hang out and read. The usual starting stuff.

Walk into a boarded-up house to escape a bloated zombie. Since he's waiting outside the front door, I pry open a random window to escape. (You can't see out of boarded-up windows until you pry them open.)

I can now see a poison cloud outside, from a different, recently-exploded bloated zombie. A bit strange, I think, but they often suicide to poison feral animals and the like, so it's not yet worrying. Since the window was smashed, and going outside before the gas clears is dangerous, I start cleaning the broken glass.

I'm rudely interrupted by a tank drone pulling into the window frame. I'm first informed about it when it's already in melee range.

After confirming that no, my brand-new character cannot punch through a tank's armour, I try to flee deeper into the building. The drone responds by incinerating me with its flamethrower, blasting through the door I hastily closed, and finishing me off before I could reach another window.

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Cataclysm: DDA. On the plus side, it was only the first day, so I didn't lose a lot of progress...

[Akura]

Ragequite after several random deaths in a row to lesser enemies, including a contact death with a fairy I'm pretty damn sure I didn't touch.

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Touhou: PCB.

[EnigmaticHat]

As it turns out, if you gain the crown of life on Rogue, the portal strike canisters turn into rad canisters.

So I basically had no ability.  Ran low on ammo, reached throne with a grenade rifle and a lightning rifle.  And like 3 health.  It did not go my way, suffice to say.

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Nuclear Throne

Edit: Oh, and I dropped my perfectly good weapons to pick up a grenade rifle and blood launcher, because they seemed so different I forgot they were the same ammo type.

[pisskop]

I can now see a poison cloud outside, from a different, recently-exploded bloated zombie. A bit strange, I think, but they often suicide to poison feral animals and the like, so it's not yet worrying. Since the window was smashed, and going outside before the gas clears is dangerous, I start cleaning the broken glass.

You (S)mash the wndow again to clean the glass both quicker than the construction job and with more noise.


I think we need a fail thread instead of a 'own' thread and a 'die' thread.  I failed to bullwhip a zombie to death because I had on an undershirt, a long-sleeve shirt, a kevlar vest, a utility vest, a chest rig, drop pouches, another long-sleeve shirt, 2 sweaters, a hoodie, and 2 down blankets draped around me like capes.   was shooting him for 1 damage and the bullwhip was reflecting off him.

CDDA

[MrRoboto75]

Somebody suplexed five boulders, just because they could

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Undertale

[Thexor]

I can now see a poison cloud outside, from a different, recently-exploded bloated zombie. A bit strange, I think, but they often suicide to poison feral animals and the like, so it's not yet worrying. Since the window was smashed, and going outside before the gas clears is dangerous, I start cleaning the broken glass.

You (S)mash the wndow again to clean the glass both quicker than the construction job and with more noise.

...seriously? TIL. I guess it makes sense, actually; I've noticed zombies cleaning the windows before coming through, so them smashing it makes sense.

[Digital Hellhound]

After a decade or so of holding back the Doom Blobs of Egypt and Pergamon, the floodgates finally broke and the Bactrian Empire came to an end. Frenzied 20-stacks rampaged through my interior. Oh, yes, there were still victories - the utter destruction of the pride of Egypt, the elite Ptah's Justice, outside the very gates of Baktra. The slaughter inflicted by the Ares' Wrath horse archer corps in many battles. Desperate defences against Cypriot sieges of... that one port city.

But hunger and poverty killed me slowly. My last armies did what they could to delay the inevitable, but with the enemy closing in from every direction and attrition halving their numbers, it was hopeless.

Finally, they faced the might of Pergamon in a last stand that will be remembered for generations; the Battle of the Crossing. Each general was hardened by years of constant war (as in, I'd never seen some of these commander abilities before!). Each man was a bloody veteran. And so they stood, holding the river crossing against the never-ending tide, pikes at the ready, lighter infantry plugging the gaps, eagle-eyed slingers raining death from behind; the cavalry corps striking hard behind enemy lines, taking hundreds with them to Hades. Elephants rampaged through the enemy ranks, and no man feared death nor dishonor.

And in the end, it was not enough. The Generals, the final heroes of Bactria, died in last, desperate charges after the river line broke, screaming their defiance into the faces of their conquerors. It is said that General Cheron, the last of them to die, ripped off his own breastplate before charging into the enemy pikes so they could, at last, pierce the heart of Bactria.

Now foreign boots march on Bactrian soil and defile her people. No inch of land remains that has not been soaked in blood by the brave sons of Bactria in her defence. The Enemy has paid a dear price for their conquest. Let no man, woman or child forget Bactria, for she died with honor!

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Rome 2: Total War. The decision to see this to the end even after defeat became inevitable was a good one. Ave Bactria!