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[drilltooth]

Crafted the tell-tale heart, the shadowbeast wasted no time in manifesting fully.

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Don't start together

[Arx]

Don't start together

Is that where you both just stare at the menu until you get bored? Or is it the slightly more dynamic expansion where you just have to make sure that you don't try to begin the game simultaneously?

[Wimopy]

Realised that the race can't be finished even with the speed of a velociraptor, so I changed to a baby trike and attempted to use charge. The game crashed.

Then I tried again and the game crashed.
And again.
And again.
Now the game just keeps crashing when I try to charge with any dino.
Tried with intel graphics card: Load corrupted. (No, not the save, the load!)

92.4% completion and it seems I won't even find out if there is a reward for 100% (unless someone posts online)

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LEGO Jurassic Worldd

[Akura]

Get a mission to deliver some rich kid to school. Bus explodes before I even gain control due to spawning under a city bus.

Get a mission to stop a crime spree. Exploded because everyone on the opposite side of the street decided to swerve into me.

Get a mission to stop a carjacking. Car moves two inches before exploding. Then a cement truck(touching is almost always instakill) fades into existence where I was.

Get a mission to transport a corpse to the dumps before the cops reach me. Shortly there, with no cops in sight(I'm not even on the road), the game decides "trololo, the cops got u", and knocks off a chunk of my rating and cash that I'm already hurting for.

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Sim City 4. Also, I can never make a profit in this game. And my environment rating is always zero.

[Greiger]

Oh hey I should have been able to get new summons THIRTY LEVELS AGO?  Why did noone tell me?   So I just have to go fight the summons in a duel with just me and the cuddly little blue fuzzball carbuncle.  How hard could this be?

Then I proceeded to get my ass handed to me repeatedly by Titan, Ifrit, Garuda, Shiva, Leviathan and Ramuh pretty much without them even getting down to half hp, because it seems carbuncle is absolutely useless against his buddies.  If I can't do this in lv 50 gear, I don't see how I was ever supposed to do that at level 20.

Final Fantasy 11.  The Nintendo hard of MMOs it seems.

[Spehss _]

Got challenged to a duel by some asshat noble I've never heard of from some little domain no one cares about. He just rushes up at me during the awards ceremony for a tournament. He claims that "his family's blood is on my hands." Due to me not knowing anything about holding a sword, much less dueling, and because the option is there, I refuse his challenge.

...aaaaaand he rushes me and impales me on a rapier. First death, rip in pepperonis, Elodie the First.

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Long Live the Queen

I may have had a chance, maybe, if I had accepted. During one of the lessons on...some subject about being queenly, it mentioned brushing up on duels.

Oh well, it's just one little girl's death so far. Live and learn and die.

[cerapa]

Was scavenging a building, then suddenly a blue frog cultist(whatever that is) jumped me and hit me with a crowbar before I could do anything. I lured him so he lost his footing and bashed his brains in, but the wound he created at the start bled heavily and I died from blood loss.

And it was all going so great too. I had a sled full of loot and smoked meats. A backpack full of water and tools. Was wearing a fur coat and gloves I made myself and had a crowbar for more effective looting. Even had a bunch of medicine for emergencies and a pair of binoculars around my neck.

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NEO Scavenger

[Tawa]

Realised that the race can't be finished even with the speed of a velociraptor, so I changed to a baby trike and attempted to use charge. The game crashed.

Then I tried again and the game crashed.
And again.
And again.
Now the game just keeps crashing when I try to charge with any dino.
Tried with intel graphics card: Load corrupted. (No, not the save, the load!)

92.4% completion and it seems I won't even find out if there is a reward for 100% (unless someone posts online)

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LEGO Jurassic Worldd

Eeep. That's pretty nasty.

Those are probably the best licensed games I've ever played, but I wish they didn't have so many bugs. Oh well.
Anyway, not a regular death, but close enough:
I bought the One Mind and HOOOOOLY GRANDMAPOCALYPSE

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Cookie Clicker.

[Aseaheru]

Was scavenging a building, then suddenly a blue frog cultist(whatever that is) jumped me and hit me with a crowbar before I could do anything. I lured him so he lost his footing and bashed his brains in, but the wound he created at the start bled heavily and I died from blood loss.

And it was all going so great too. I had a sled full of loot and smoked meats. A backpack full of water and tools. Was wearing a fur coat and gloves I made myself and had a crowbar for more effective looting. Even had a bunch of medicine for emergencies and a pair of binoculars around my neck.

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NEO Scavenger

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The bluefrog cult is a bunch of assholes who will try to kill you, and can give you one of the nastiest diseases in the game. Sadly, you kinda-sorta are required to headup to their HQ at somepoint, but luckily they dont bug you when you put on their sash.

[itisnotlogical]

The original release of Myst will apparently not work in a VM, under any circumstances or combination of settings.

Myst. I really disliked this game when I first played it, but after spending so long trying to set the original up I feel like I have to play it now.

[Adragis]

Don't start together

Is that where you both just stare at the menu until you get bored? Or is it the slightly more dynamic expansion where you just have to make sure that you don't try to begin the game simultaneously?

Funfact: me and my brother are planning doing a YouTube channel where that is precisely what we do.

[Spehss _]

Got invaded by a foreign fleet. Despite having insane military skills, the naval battle can't be won due to being hopelessly outnumbered. The invaders landed on the shore and pillaged their way up to my castle, where I had to meet the diplomat party. Plot twist, the diplomat is the king of a foreign country and a powerful wizard. Plot twist twist, he challenges my magical girl princess to a magical duel. Because the king isn't invading the country for land, he just wants my magic mcguffin and then he'll leave. Supposedly.

Plot twist twist twist, despite my magical girl princess having insane magical power, I'm outmatched and both options for attempting to beat him lead to my death.

I have tried save scumming and tried every possible option and possible skill check and no matter what I can try, I either die horribly or have to flee the kingdom to evade my imminent death. A lose lose situation.

Welp. There goes that princess. Onwards to Elodie the 4th.

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Long Live The Queen

[UXLZ]

Sorry, that tends to happen You can beat him with presence and instrument, but you need some sort of foreign intel (can't remember which.)
If you try to duel him, even if your magic stuff is maxed you need decoration or something else I can't remember.

[EnigmaticHat]

It really amazes me that apparently some people have beaten that game on the first try.

[Boltgun]

I completed the dungeon, my heroes are in good health, good plenty of supplies.

I found a sphere thingy telling me to put a torch there, well ok why not?

Lights out, like completely, Eldritch boss spawns, entire team dies.

5/5 I raged.

Funny thing is that the mission was still a success and got my loot.

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Darkest dungeon (of Gygax)

Edit: Checked the forums and I realized that you could flee! Argh!