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[Neyvn]

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Maybe this should be in the "Own" thread? Also, forgot the game. It's Dark Souls.

Oh forgot to add the quote, was refering to an post and its replies last page... Heck YOU repiled to it...

[itisnotlogical]

An invader, fully kitted-out and obviously much more skilled than myself, killed me right as I was on my way to the merchant to spend a whole bunch of souls. What a dickbag.

Dark Souls. Does the black separation crystal kick out invaders or just friendly summons?

[Donuts]

An invader, fully kitted-out and obviously much more skilled than myself, killed me right as I was on my way to the merchant to spend a whole bunch of souls. What a dickbag.

Dark Souls. Does the black separation crystal kick out invaders or just friendly summons?

Just friendlies. If you go human, you have to deal with the consequences.

Helping a friend who just got into Dark Souls, he decided to rush ahead of me and challenge the BLACK KNIGHT. We promptly got our teeth kicked in and sent flying off the tower.

Dark Souls, duh.

[itisnotlogical]

Guess I'm playing through the game as an ugly meat man, then. I thought being human/hollow changed something other than appearance, but I wasn't expecting it to be THAT.

[Donuts]

Guess I'm playing through the game as an ugly meat man, then. I thought being human/hollow changed something other than appearance, but I wasn't expecting it to be THAT.

Humanity's basically how multiplayer works. If you're human, you can summon people, but also be invaded. If you're hollow, you can't. It's a risk you have to take for certain tough bosses/areas.

[Urist McScoopbeard]

I'd just gotten my Sheridan and was playing my first round with it, when suddenly a wild T-72 appeared! He promptly shot and killed me with a lucky engine fire, as my ATGM somehow failed to penetrate his sides.

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Armored Warfare, Early Access testing.

How is this? If you're under an NDA can you tell us whether it's mechanics are closer to "realism" or game-y-ness

[Aseaheru]

 I start a game as the king of Scotland. Not long after, while fighting a war against the independent Argyle one of my barons goes to war to claim my crown. After loosing this, I spend the next few dozen years working on trying to get out of jail so I can get my heir married to the princess of France, before dying in jail.
 My son, finally married to his betrothed, successfully fights off an attempt to have his remaining rands stripped away, and starts a plot to take over the kingdom once again, before dying in battle.
 As a result, his daughter is sitting about with her regent. I get her betrothed to the new king of Scotland, the previous one dying, and at the age of 17 the prick decides to take the title again. With only about 500 troops against the combined armies of the kingdom, already raised and combining around me, I give them up, thus ending the game.

 What a prick.

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CK2

[blazing glory]

goes to war to claim my clown.

Behold, the last non-creepy/actually-funny clown in existence.

[Niccolo]

goes to war to claim my clown.

Behold, the last non-creepy/actually-funny clown in existence.

The great European powers, fighting over the court jester.

Best Casus Belli ever.

[Rolan7]

goes to war to claim my clown.

Behold, the last non-creepy/actually-funny clown in existence.

The great European powers, fighting over the court jester.

Best Casus Belli ever.

From what I've heard of Europa Universalis, for all I know it's an actual CB.  I want to believe.
Keep meaning to try EU4 but I've got to finish CK2 first.  Which is impossible and meaningless so.

[monk12]

Lord Brevon and his Evil Poisoned Dagger of Decapitation killed me 31 times.

I entered that fight with 18 lives total.

You do the math.

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Freedom Planet

To do a speed run first, or play through one of the secondary campaigns? Decisions decisions...

[Niccolo]

Lord Brevon and his Evil Poisoned Dagger of Decapitation killed me 31 times.

I entered that fight with 18 lives total.

You do the math.

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Freedom Planet

To do a speed run first, or play through one of the secondary campaigns? Decisions decisions...

...
That math does not work out.

Did... Did you steal the lives off of a cat?

[monk12]

Lord Brevon and his Evil Poisoned Dagger of Decapitation killed me 31 times.

I entered that fight with 18 lives total.

You do the math.

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Freedom Planet

To do a speed run first, or play through one of the secondary campaigns? Decisions decisions...

...
That math does not work out.

Did... Did you steal the lives off of a cat?

Fortunately the game is quite forgiving if you actually "Game Over." You get 5 more lives, and you even get to keep your checkpoint (thank the great green gods for that, I must have had an 8 life stretch where I didn't even make it through one full pattern.)

Of course, the fact that I Game Over'd at all is galling enough. The fact that I lost 9 lives before even getting to his final form was more than a little distressing as well.

[Pearofclubs]

Run over by a kid with a paint roller.

My fault, really. I didn't check my corners and he popped up out of the paint behind me.

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MAN, Splatoon is a good time.

[flame99]

Ran over a kid with a paint roller.

How I read that.