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GiglameshDespair

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #14565 on: May 18, 2015, 01:44:12 pm »
What about a beagle?
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #14566 on: May 18, 2015, 02:32:55 pm »
They always aim for the oxygen system. In front of a supernova. While they're on the ship. When most of the rooms are depressurized to stop fire from spreading.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #14567 on: May 18, 2015, 02:50:30 pm »
Skyrim crashed with a popup about a "pure virtual function call", forcing me to do a gentle reset because Skyrim still covered anything and I couldn't free the mouse or ctrl-alt-delete to close the process.

Skyrim.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #14568 on: May 18, 2015, 02:52:50 pm »
Quote from: GiglameshDespair on May 18, 2015, 01:44:12 pm
What about a beagle?
A beagle with a deagle?
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W-we just... wanted our...
Actually most of the people here explicitly wanted chaos and tragedy. So. Uh.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #14569 on: May 18, 2015, 04:25:34 pm »
Dammit! We were just trying to save the bunnies! Why'd they kill us over bunnies?

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #14570 on: May 18, 2015, 05:28:43 pm »
Was dung bombing and running away from a Rajang, trying and failing to keep him away long enough to kill the Desert Seltas. I still felt pretty sure I could avoid getting carted by the ape, but then the bastard just goes and lies down.

Oh that's just great, I think, he's going to be frenzied now. He gets up and I look at the touchscreen icon in horror at the word Apex. Next thing I know, I've put myself on the far other side of the zone. That didn't help. He crossed the zone in two impossibly fast leaps and sent me flying through a loading screen, and all I could do was watch it happen.

By the time I was finally about to deliver a final mount + demon dance combo, that damn ape showed up again, pushed me into a corner, and beat me senseless.
From the view of the overhead "Returning to camp" camera, I watch the seltas try to casually fly away, only to be instantly cut down by Rajang's death laser.
Cue the victory music in time with the unceremonious dumping of my body.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #14571 on: May 18, 2015, 05:45:54 pm »
Well, my "crying for freedom" defense somehow failed.

Four years in jail.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #14572 on: May 19, 2015, 03:48:57 am »
Flied a bit too close to the rebel frigate on my bombing run.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #14573 on: May 19, 2015, 02:48:51 pm »
I hired a friggin' ace attorney to defend me in court, complete with a sleeper judge presiding over the trial.

NINE FRIGGIN' YEARS. NINE YEARS IN PRISON.

DAAAMNNN YOOOUUUU, LUUUCAAASSSS CAAAARRRSSSSSOOOOONNNNN!

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #14574 on: May 19, 2015, 02:55:54 pm »
Underestimated the height of the mountain. Overestimated the strength of my horse's legs.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #14575 on: May 19, 2015, 03:20:18 pm »
Created the capitalist utopia, raking in massive stacks of mad money. The gaian hippies wanted my money. I told them no. They sent their mindworms.

Queue endless mindrape by billions of worms.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #14576 on: May 19, 2015, 06:12:32 pm »
Quote from: Loud Whispers on May 19, 2015, 03:20:18 pm
Created the capitalist utopia, raking in massive stacks of mad money. The gaian hippies wanted my money. I told them no. They sent their mindworms.

Queue endless mindrape by billions of worms.
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If you can't afford to buy an army as Morgan, you probably shouldn't be getting too far on the wrong side of anyone.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #14577 on: May 19, 2015, 06:45:17 pm »
I got a little cocky and tried to get my founder arrested one last time before Liberalism took hold once and for all, just so I could rub it in the government's face.

That raid turned out to be a corporate raid, rather than a police raid.

Dammit! And I was a professional lawyer with the entire legal system in my pocket, too!

On the plus side, I was so close to winning with so little opposition that I might as well have won anyway. Writing a newspaper and hacking websites is a free ticket to becoming the worst nightmare of almost anybody quoted on FSTDT.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #14578 on: May 19, 2015, 06:59:44 pm »
Quote from: Graknorke on May 19, 2015, 06:12:32 pm
Quote from: Loud Whispers on May 19, 2015, 03:20:18 pm
Created the capitalist utopia, raking in massive stacks of mad money. The gaian hippies wanted my money. I told them no. They sent their mindworms.

Queue endless mindrape by billions of worms.
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If you can't afford to buy an army as Morgan, you probably shouldn't be getting too far on the wrong side of anyone.
The problem wasn't fielding an army, it was fielding one that could attack the mindworms. Hadn't reached the point where I could transition out of a free market into a green economy, and so the only way I could kill mindworm boils was by letting them attack. And all of her bases were surrounded in fungus so I couldn't steal her bases ;-;
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #14579 on: May 19, 2015, 07:23:16 pm »
My stressed gay lunatic paranoid ruler died a natural death while crusading in Jerusalem.  I was perfectly fine with this, despite that being the best king I've had in the past century (Somehow.  At one point he decided to appoint his horse as chancellor).  The reason for this was that my son had 25 martial skill, and 10+ stats in everything else except for learning.  Less then two minutes later he dies in battle while leading 10,000+ troops against a 300 troop army. 
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Quote from: IronyOwl on January 03, 2014, 08:22:41 pm
W-we just... wanted our...
Actually most of the people here explicitly wanted chaos and tragedy. So. Uh.
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