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Author Topic: How did you last die?  (Read 2401445 times)

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #14145 on: March 16, 2015, 08:41:23 pm »

Hypothermia. While stuck in a pit in a beached ship.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #14146 on: March 17, 2015, 10:04:51 pm »

I accidentally pissed off the zombie pigmen. Never piss off the zombie pigmen. They'll swarm you. Forever. Until you die.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #14147 on: March 17, 2015, 11:34:57 pm »

I'm at HAHAHAHAHAHA difficulty, playing as the engineer.  I have two guardian hearts and two fungi, which both require me to be out of combat, and those are basically my only healing items.  I did manage to get the healing bed to the bridge, however, so there was that.  Overall, I have no expectations of winning against Providence.  But, as it turns out, having a tesla coil, two barbed wires, a ukele, a toxic worm, and four rusty jetpacks is supremely overpowered.  And, best of all, if you drop down a turret, then you can go to the other side of the bridge and enter out of combat, allowing me to regain all my health and all of my shield.  I go the entire fight without going below 60% health, not even having to use the med bay.  So, I am just about to win, with less then 1000 health left for Providence, when my cat knocks something down on the other side of the room.  This causes me to look away from the screen for a split second, which is all I need to get hit by one of those circle blast things that Providence fires.  This drops me down to one health, and Time Keepers Secret activates.  I am right next to the med pod, and I have two turrets left, so I'm not the least bit worried.  I go over to the med pod and activate it... but nothing happens.  I quickly try to put down my turret, nothing happens.  I then realize my fingers are not on the right part of the keyboard, due to distraction by cat.  Before I can activate the med pod correctly this time I get hit by Providence as Time Keepers Secret deactivates.  This is the closest I've come to victory ever since I started playing again.  I don't care what the game says.  I won that. 
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #14148 on: March 18, 2015, 07:45:38 am »

My fireball-shaped blobby-thing got mauled by a giant animate slice of pie. That encounter could have gone better.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #14149 on: March 19, 2015, 05:37:37 am »

Joy2Key derped right as I was standing in front of the energy ball dispenser. I got vaporized.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #14150 on: March 19, 2015, 01:18:06 pm »

I, uh, bumped my newly tamed wolf-dog with my boat too hard. APPARENTLY that means INSTANT DEATH because I "hit the ground too hard."

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #14151 on: March 19, 2015, 01:20:07 pm »

I, uh, bumped my newly tamed wolf-dog with my boat too hard. APPARENTLY that means INSTANT DEATH because I "hit the ground too hard."

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #14152 on: March 19, 2015, 01:27:02 pm »

-boats-

Never put anything you love anywhere near a boat.
Lesson learned, never get in a boat in hardcore, even if trapped on a deserted island.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #14153 on: March 19, 2015, 01:29:06 pm »

I've seen perfectly still boats in open water just destroy themselves for no reason. Boats will just take any reason that they can to explode into a billion pieces. :P
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #14154 on: March 19, 2015, 01:55:15 pm »

I've seen perfectly still boats in open water just destroy themselves for no reason. Boats will just take any reason that they can to explode into a billion pieces. :P
And they will do their damn best to drag you with them.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #14155 on: March 19, 2015, 01:56:04 pm »

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #14156 on: March 19, 2015, 04:11:59 pm »

I needed to transport this orb to a place to do a thing.  Five of my faithful minions were carrying it for me.  After a particularly tough battle, I realized that the orb was nowhere near me.  I backtracked for about a minute and found this:
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There were four minions holding it, but the fifth had drowned.  And any time I sent another minion, he instantly drowned too.

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And, typing this up, I realize that I can just summon some more blues to carry it.  I'm not sure which is dumber, the situation or me.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #14157 on: March 19, 2015, 11:21:13 pm »

The game started me with my gun unloaded with the safety on and a drone right on top of my head

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #14158 on: March 19, 2015, 11:22:21 pm »

The game started me with my gun unloaded with the safety on and a drone right on top of my head

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #14159 on: March 20, 2015, 02:31:13 am »

I've seen perfectly still boats in open water just destroy themselves for no reason. Boats will just take any reason that they can to explode into a billion pieces. :P
And they will do their damn best to drag you with them.
I was always wondering why boats just...popped...whenever I spent an elongated amount of time in them, or...even just an elongated time post-creation.
I can never expect my aesthetic dock to happen. :<

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