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[Kingbodz]

I got by butt handed to me by mongolians.

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South Park: Stick of Truth

[monk12]

God damn mobs of teleporting sword bastards instantly surrounding me when I'm at low health from fighting the greater demon in the room.

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Shadow Warrior

[WillowLuman]

Fell into a very deep pit that had filled up with dozens of aliens

Starbound

[Akura]

Wiped out by a trainer who was blatantly cheating.

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Pokemon Omicron. Fuck Corlett, and I don't just mean his Galvantula's Ice Beam, although that hurt. In a battle that specifically allows only three Pokemon, he had four.

[Lossmar]

Decided to check some cryo-caskets at the edge of my colony.
Proceeding scarab invasion killed everyone.

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Rimworld

[Professor Lemur]

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So I finally managed to fix whatever was wrong with my laptop... Sort of. Cleaning out the fans and popping everything back into place has helped, however I'm still stuck with a screen that bleeds pixels everywhere, mostly down the middle. Slipping on ice is NEVER fun, especially with a laptop bag on your back.

On topic... I had an all out assault on my enemy's stronghold. It proceeded quite painlessly, losing only all five of my heroes and quite a large number of the rest of my army.
Basically, 4 full armies (8 units each), reduced to about 2 at half strength. While I'm licking my wounds at my newly obtained cluster of cities, my enemy's ally had took the time to wipe out my main city - the only one with a Wizard's Tower - and along with it, my wizard.
I hate Leprechauns. Do you hate Leprechauns? Because I certainly do. While the Halflings are basically really goddamn weak, their unique unit, aforementioned Leprechauns are REALLY goddamn painful. With the ability to phase, hidden in the campaign map, magic strike and basically tons of abilities they are a godsend if you're allied with them, and a fucking nuisance if you have to fight them.
Did I mention that I hate them?
THANKS IRELAND

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Age of Wonders II: Shadow Magic

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Had a sniper duel, they other guy had 3 HP left when I died.

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Battlefield Play4Free. By the way, how to be rich:
1. Make a pretty good game.
2. Make everything cost a lot in in-game currency which is gained very slowly.
3. Make everything very cheap in currency bought for real cash.
4. ⁇?
5. Profit!

What happened to that other F2P Battlefield spinoff? I forget the name but it was a cartoony style and was thinly veiled WWII stuff. I remember that one being quite fun to play.

I know which one you're talking about. It's Battlefield Heroes. I know because I had it lying on my laptop while never going round to playing it. I had some stupid name on it like Kaptain Von Schnuzzlestein or something.

[Graknorke]

What happened to that other F2P Battlefield spinoff? I forget the name but it was a cartoony style and was thinly veiled WWII stuff. I remember that one being quite fun to play.

I know which one you're talking about. It's Battlefield Heroes. I know because I had it lying on my laptop while never going round to playing it. I had some stupid name on it like Kaptain Von Schnuzzlestein or something.

Ah, that's the one. My old account is still there, with my 0.4 kdr. So much death and being awful.

[Spehss _]

Was playing through Diablo 3 Reaper of Souls campaign act 5 at Torment I difficulty. Note this was my first time. Was breezing through trash mobs and elites and all the super uniques faced so far while playing as a witch doctor. Then I reached Urzael.

Urzael happened. I, uh, died in fire. Multiple times. Multiple multiple times. I lost count. I beat him eventually, but daaaaaayum. Was not expecting a fight like that.

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Diablo 3 Reaper of Souls

in case that wasn't obvious

This was technically two nights ago, but it's still noteworthy. I've long since improved my witch doctor build and beat the campaign and am currently looting adventure mode in the epic quest for wicked sick loot.

Still think Urzael is harder than the final boss though.

[hector13]

I was smothered by a maid, 15 days after my father died in a Viking duel (can't remember the name of them)

Crusader Kings 2

[Karkov]

"Hey, I actually have EXP for once.  I might actually get to leve-"

Suddenly, Karkov's character explodes!

"Somehow I figured that would happen."

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Path of Exile.  My character does such insane elemental damage that reflect mobs will one shot me if I'm not careful.  I am destined to remain at level 88 forever.

[Tawa]

I was smothered by a maid, 15 days after my father died in a Viking duel (can't remember the name of them)

Crusader Kings 2

A Holmgang?

[hector13]

I was smothered by a maid, 15 days after my father died in a Viking duel (can't remember the name of them)

Crusader Kings 2

A Holmgang?

Yup. Against his half-brother.

Apparently had a very good chance of winning, according to the pop-up... I don't think it has ever accurately predicted the outcome of any of the holmgang duels I've ever had.

[UXLZ]

Hmm... PoE. I was making an interesting Telestrike build for that, but then stopped playing. (Multi Strike + that blink attack.)

[Karkov]

Hmm... PoE. I was making an interesting Telestrike build for that, but then stopped playing. (Multi Strike + that blink attack.)

Flicker strike?  That's a pretty good build if you have a Soul Taker.  Of course it's also seizure inducing, but whatever.

[UXLZ]

Yeah, that move. I don't know if it was a terrible idea or not, but it was also built to use duel daggers with an emphasis on crits. (If I wasn't using the teleport it was  multistrike + dual strike, that thing where you attack with both weapons.) The DPS was insane but the build was very squishy, which in games like PoE tend to... Well, not work. that's why I was looking into the flicker strike combo, since you're practically impossible to hit while using it.