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[Rolan7]

Did the meteors just... back away slowly??
You've saved Earth!

[i2amroy]

Spoiler: Adult? (click to show/hide)

So I'm a teacher at an academy, and due to my high Virtue, I decided to get my class's grade up to 1st, because I didn't have that yet. A bit of stat fiddling (didn't want to go through the grind) and a few hours of play got my class GPA up to that point.

Except for one student.

So private lessons, all the other students didn't need them (due to 1337 stats), but no matter how many private lessons I went through, it just didn't click. Her scores just stayed the same, no matter what I did. I thought it was some sort of bug or anti-cheat measure.

And then something else clicked. If she got her grades in order, I'd do something for her. Yes, THAT something.

I'm a female teacher.

Y'know what? Today's thinkers are progressive. I'm not really into that, but for the sake of all that time I used up getting you up to scratch, I'm willing to push the limits on this save. So let's do this

And lo' and behold. Top in class. Blah blah fulfill promise blah blah sexual experimentation blah blah it's over.

Or so I thought.

Two days later.
"You've been avoiding me lately..."
Uh oh, Forced H Scene (Evil Trait)

"I can't control it anymore..."
Uh oh, High Lust Stat (Nymphomaniac Trait)

*Sudden Stripping*
Uh oh. Daytime in the Classroom. (Wild Trait)

The Trifecta.

And it's over. Fooling around with students is a no-no for teachers if you're caught. And right in the middle of day in a classroom isn't exactly discreet. I didn't actually die (yet), but the game is over nonetheless.

On the other hand, I did get my Class award so there's that.

The hell game is this? O_o
PM if you'd rather not post it publicly.

... I'm kinda interested as well, if only to see what kind of crazy game that is. o_0

[Darkening Kaos]

......Artificial Academy 2?  Or something along those lines.

But don't let that stop the meteors, we have a reputation to uphold here!

[timferius]

Was just moving the Sapper in to grab the second set of explosives, my spy had the guard distracted. However, I forgot that they stand up after grabbing an item, and he was promptly shot.

Commandoes: Beyond the Call of Duty (Glad to see they fixed the speed and save errors on the Steam version).

[Graknorke]

Spoiler: Adult? (click to show/hide)

So I'm a teacher at an academy, and due to my high Virtue, I decided to get my class's grade up to 1st, because I didn't have that yet. A bit of stat fiddling (didn't want to go through the grind) and a few hours of play got my class GPA up to that point.

Except for one student.

So private lessons, all the other students didn't need them (due to 1337 stats), but no matter how many private lessons I went through, it just didn't click. Her scores just stayed the same, no matter what I did. I thought it was some sort of bug or anti-cheat measure.

And then something else clicked. If she got her grades in order, I'd do something for her. Yes, THAT something.

I'm a female teacher.

Y'know what? Today's thinkers are progressive. I'm not really into that, but for the sake of all that time I used up getting you up to scratch, I'm willing to push the limits on this save. So let's do this

And lo' and behold. Top in class. Blah blah fulfill promise blah blah sexual experimentation blah blah it's over.

Or so I thought.

Two days later.
"You've been avoiding me lately..."
Uh oh, Forced H Scene (Evil Trait)

"I can't control it anymore..."
Uh oh, High Lust Stat (Nymphomaniac Trait)

*Sudden Stripping*
Uh oh. Daytime in the Classroom. (Wild Trait)

The Trifecta.

And it's over. Fooling around with students is a no-no for teachers if you're caught. And right in the middle of day in a classroom isn't exactly discreet. I didn't actually die (yet), but the game is over nonetheless.

On the other hand, I did get my Class award so there's that.

The hell game is this? O_o
PM if you'd rather not post it publicly.

I would like to know.
Creepy Undertones Teaching Simulator actually sounds pretty interesting.

[pisskop]

I want to know.  Send me the chance to screw with kiddies as a teacher.

[Culise]

I would like to know.
Creepy Undertones Teaching Simulator actually sounds pretty interesting.

I think we've passed creepy undertones and gone right into underpants.  Or apparently, the imminent lack therein.  >_<

[Professor Lemur]

I want to know.  Send me the chance to screw with kiddies as a teacher.

That's... Actually an unsettlingly creepy way to say that.

[pisskop]

I want to know.  Send me the chance to screw with kiddies as a teacher.

That's... Actually an unsettlingly creepy way to say that.

I meant it in the non-sexual way. :|

[monk12]

I want to know.  Send me the chance to screw with kiddies as a teacher.

That's... Actually an unsettlingly creepy way to say that.

I meant it in the non-sexual way. :|

thats_the_joke.jpg

[Wimopy]

Come on! The thread just turned into a metaphorical meteor storm, don't do this, Blaze.
The irony of a person named Blaze bringing forth a meteor swarm.

[monk12]

I've been having a problem with starving to death. Watching as my lives dwindled away, I grew desperate, and crafted a plan to accelerate my carrot growth rate. First, I waited until nightfall. Then, I waited until some skeletons spawned. On the brink of death already, I charged out and slew them, gathering precious bonemeal in the process. I raced back to my garden, which was unfortunately up a hill with another skeleton on the side of it. Starving makes you slow and weak, and I couldn't deal with the knockback on the skeleton's arrows. I died right in front of those carrots.

Technically, that was my second to last death. My last death was when I spawned, couldn't sleep the night away due to nearby monsters (the skeleton who shot me,) ran outside to kill that skeleton, found that I couldn't punch him to death (feature of the modpack I guess, or maybe just a bug) and in my confusion I was shot off the edge of the skyblock, taking my last life and the entire save with it.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Minecraft: Agrarian Skies modpack

[Apokaladle]

Spoiler: Adult? (click to show/hide)

So I'm a teacher at an academy, and due to my high Virtue, I decided to get my class's grade up to 1st, because I didn't have that yet. A bit of stat fiddling (didn't want to go through the grind) and a few hours of play got my class GPA up to that point.

Except for one student.

So private lessons, all the other students didn't need them (due to 1337 stats), but no matter how many private lessons I went through, it just didn't click. Her scores just stayed the same, no matter what I did. I thought it was some sort of bug or anti-cheat measure.

And then something else clicked. If she got her grades in order, I'd do something for her. Yes, THAT something.

I'm a female teacher.

Y'know what? Today's thinkers are progressive. I'm not really into that, but for the sake of all that time I used up getting you up to scratch, I'm willing to push the limits on this save. So let's do this

And lo' and behold. Top in class. Blah blah fulfill promise blah blah sexual experimentation blah blah it's over.

Or so I thought.

Two days later.
"You've been avoiding me lately..."
Uh oh, Forced H Scene (Evil Trait)

"I can't control it anymore..."
Uh oh, High Lust Stat (Nymphomaniac Trait)

*Sudden Stripping*
Uh oh. Daytime in the Classroom. (Wild Trait)

The Trifecta.

And it's over. Fooling around with students is a no-no for teachers if you're caught. And right in the middle of day in a classroom isn't exactly discreet. I didn't actually die (yet), but the game is over nonetheless.

On the other hand, I did get my Class award so there's that.

The hell game is this? O_o
PM if you'd rather not post it publicly.

I would like to know.
Creepy Undertones Teaching Simulator actually sounds pretty interesting.

Count me in as a curious one.

I started playing Nethack for the first time in years, and I forgot to respect the soldier ant.

[SeriousConcentrate]

Yeah, I kinda want to know too.

[Arx]

I've been having a problem with starving to death. Watching as my lives dwindled away, I grew desperate, and crafted a plan to accelerate my carrot growth rate. First, I waited until nightfall. Then, I waited until some skeletons spawned. On the brink of death already, I charged out and slew them, gathering precious bonemeal in the process. I raced back to my garden, which was unfortunately up a hill with another skeleton on the side of it. Starving makes you slow and weak, and I couldn't deal with the knockback on the skeleton's arrows. I died right in front of those carrots.

Technically, that was my second to last death. My last death was when I spawned, couldn't sleep the night away due to nearby monsters (the skeleton who shot me,) ran outside to kill that skeleton, found that I couldn't punch him to death (feature of the modpack I guess, or maybe just a bug) and in my confusion I was shot off the edge of the skyblock, taking my last life and the entire save with it.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Minecraft: Agrarian Skies modpack

That sounds like Better Than Wolves, but it's obviously not. That is one thing I wasn't expecting to see in other mods.