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[Spehss _]

Was a nice Gnomish Wizard who shoots instadeath from his fingers. Trying to find someones puppy, because I am pure and good. See some ants. Instakill them. See some more ants. Instakill them. The above repeated itself until my entire mana pool was spent. MORE FUCKING ANTS. After losing half my health waiting for my mana to recharge while backpedaling frantically and running into MORE FUCKING ANTS on the other side and having to burn TWO instadeath spells rather then one to get out of that alive, I finally flee from the ant nest. DOWN the stairs. Try to rest and regain my health. Lolnope, RANDOM ENCOUNTERS. Have to instadeath them too. And get injured in the process. Rest again. Same thing hapens. I gained 2-3 levels down there, literally running off fumes at ~10 health and mana. I couldn't go up at my pathetic health and mana, because I'd left a bunch of soldier ants right next to the stairs in my flight. I couldn't go down because it would be EVEN WORSE down there. Then werewolves came. And summoned huge swarms of wolves that were just as bad as the ants were. I had to resort to my wand cache[Because no mana~!] and chug all my healing potions[Because no health~!] to survive THEM. Begin resting again, hopefully there won't be another-SURPRISE ITS A CLAY STATUE. Not a problem, I think, I'll just instadeath it. It resists. First creature I've run into that doesn't get OHKed by my majyks. Since I'm at like 15 health and all the exits are blocked by MORE FUCKING RANDOM ENCOUNTERS, I get clubbed down ignominiously trying to run.

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ADOM
At least Nethack lets you regain your lost health and such in lulls in the action. I've never seen such a high spawn rate for creatures. Go Team Ant~!

Ah, smells like roguelikes.

[nyulzsiraf]

crabs ate me in skyrim, i dunno how

[Rolan7]

Disgusting creatures.

[Sirus]

Wow, those mudcrabs really are more fearsome than you!

[KingofstarrySkies]

That takes some hard work and dedication.

[IronTomato]

The other day, I received The Elder Scrolls Anthology as a gift from someone, which meant I could finally play Skyrim and Oblivion on my computer, and play Skyrim with the DLCs. Before I owned them for PC, I played Skyrim on the XBOX, where I had two saves that I played on. In both of them, Alvor, the blacksmith of Riverwood, died. One of them by a dragon attack, and one of them by a giant who followed me into the village. My brother often teased me for it, because Alvor had been my favorite blacksmith for some reason. Now that I had the opportunity to start a new save, I was happy to have Alvor back.

Late in one play session, I traveled to Riverwood to do some shit, only to see some Cultists attacking, guards, which started the Dragonborn DLC quest line. I killed them and moved on, figuring I could ignore it for now and start the quest later after I was finished what I was doing. I travelled around more, gathering materials from various shops for my armor, when a courier ran up to me. What he said went something like this.

Courier: I've been looking for you! Let's see here... A letter, and a hefty amount of gold. Something about an "inheritance", hehe. Oh, and... Sorry for your loss.

IronTomato: Oh, shit. Don't tell me.
Letter: It is with great sorrow that we inform you of Alvor's death. Blah blah blah, here take 100 gold.
IronTomato: FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

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TESV: Skyrim
Has this happened to anyone else?

[Wimopy]

Since you are on the PC, you should look at Skyrim on nexusmods.com. There's a mod that tweaks villager AI to hide in houses during dragon attacks, another for vampires. Pretty sure there's one for the cultists too. Also, though cheating, you could use the console and resurrect Alvor if you find his body.

Since there are mods - yes, it has happened, numerous times to many people. Not me, but people.

[pisskop]

Alvor isnt flagged as essential?  Go figure.  Either way, he's too out of the way and has no monies.  He good for a steal from on level 2 though.

If he/that wench in Whiterun would stop asking me to do the tutorials I'd look upon them more favorably.

[Metalax]

Since you are on the PC, you should look at Skyrim on nexusmods.com. There's a mod that tweaks villager AI to hide in houses during dragon attacks, another for vampires. Pretty sure there's one for the cultists too. Also, though cheating, you could use the console and resurrect Alvor if you find his body.

Since there are mods - yes, it has happened, numerous times to many people. Not me, but people.

Run For Your Lives & When Vampires Attack - make civilians flee to safety instead of being suicidal during dragon or vampire attacks. Actual combatants such as guards, companion members, mages, etc will still stand and fight.

I've never seen one for during the cultist attack, as it is a one time event.

Also note that resurrecting npc's through the console can lead to odd effects, as the game gets confused as to if they are alive or dead with regard to quests and AI packages.

[penguinofhonor]

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[WillowLuman]

After finally getting past the goddamn wolves, my sole remaining party member decides now is a good time to pick a fight with a bunch of ninjas.

Super Amazing Wagon Adventure.

[itisnotlogical]

I thought I'd be clever and use a Vore's own projectiles to destroy it.

Turns out, Vore projectiles are a lot smarter than you'd think, and will simply sidestep the Vore that fired them.

Quake.

[Lightningfalcon]

I'm playing B-17: The Might Eight, and i'm on the second mission for that plane.  Our objective was to bomb an oil factory.  Flying through some heavy flak we succeeded, but on the leg home we were jumped by 109s.  We managed to kill two that I saw, and for a moment I started to have hope.  I spotted one and opened fire, and managed to actually kill it by myself.  But then, suddenly, we started to veer off from the formation.  It wasn't the veering that happens when half a wing is torn off, or when the plane is suddenly on fire, so I assumed that the pilot was doign something.  I went to external view just to check, and my entire right wing was shot to hell, and both engines were stopped.  We were able to keep flying, but could only do so in a circle.  I waited until we were away from the formation in order to ensure we weren't rammed by another bomber, and to ensure that there was nothing we could do to survive.  Finally I give the order to bail out.  Right before I can press the button, everything outside starts spinning rapidly, as my pilot finally loses control.  Automatically going to external view, I can only see four chutes.  But this being over Nazi Germany, there is not much hope for those four. 

[Blaze]

Spoiler: Adult? (click to show/hide)

So I'm a teacher at an academy, and due to my high Virtue, I decided to get my class's grade up to 1st, because I didn't have that yet. A bit of stat fiddling (didn't want to go through the grind) and a few hours of play got my class GPA up to that point.

Except for one student.

So private lessons, all the other students didn't need them (due to 1337 stats), but no matter how many private lessons I went through, it just didn't click. Her scores just stayed the same, no matter what I did. I thought it was some sort of bug or anti-cheat measure.

And then something else clicked. If she got her grades in order, I'd do something for her. Yes, THAT something.

I'm a female teacher.

Y'know what? Today's thinkers are progressive. I'm not really into that, but for the sake of all that time I used up getting you up to scratch, I'm willing to push the limits on this save. So let's do this

And lo' and behold. Top in class. Blah blah fulfill promise blah blah sexual experimentation blah blah it's over.

Or so I thought.

Two days later.
"You've been avoiding me lately..."
Uh oh, Forced H Scene (Evil Trait)

"I can't control it anymore..."
Uh oh, High Lust Stat (Nymphomaniac Trait)

*Sudden Stripping*
Uh oh. Daytime in the Classroom. (Wild Trait)

The Trifecta.

And it's over. Fooling around with students is a no-no for teachers if you're caught. And right in the middle of day in a classroom isn't exactly discreet. I didn't actually die (yet), but the game is over nonetheless.

On the other hand, I did get my Class award so there's that.

[Sirus]

Spoiler: Adult? (click to show/hide)

So I'm a teacher at an academy, and due to my high Virtue, I decided to get my class's grade up to 1st, because I didn't have that yet. A bit of stat fiddling (didn't want to go through the grind) and a few hours of play got my class GPA up to that point.

Except for one student.

So private lessons, all the other students didn't need them (due to 1337 stats), but no matter how many private lessons I went through, it just didn't click. Her scores just stayed the same, no matter what I did. I thought it was some sort of bug or anti-cheat measure.

And then something else clicked. If she got her grades in order, I'd do something for her. Yes, THAT something.

I'm a female teacher.

Y'know what? Today's thinkers are progressive. I'm not really into that, but for the sake of all that time I used up getting you up to scratch, I'm willing to push the limits on this save. So let's do this

And lo' and behold. Top in class. Blah blah fulfill promise blah blah sexual experimentation blah blah it's over.

Or so I thought.

Two days later.
"You've been avoiding me lately..."
Uh oh, Forced H Scene (Evil Trait)

"I can't control it anymore..."
Uh oh, High Lust Stat (Nymphomaniac Trait)

*Sudden Stripping*
Uh oh. Daytime in the Classroom. (Wild Trait)

The Trifecta.

And it's over. Fooling around with students is a no-no for teachers if you're caught. And right in the middle of day in a classroom isn't exactly discreet. I didn't actually die (yet), but the game is over nonetheless.

On the other hand, I did get my Class award so there's that.

The hell game is this? O_o
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