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[mate888]

The fucking Demoman.

[Culise]

Plowed my way through two smoker zombies and a survivor zombie in a constrained basement.  Promptly died of a cough.

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Cataclysm: DDA.  Worst part is that I *did* have a filter mask; I just forgot to equip it.

[MaximumZero]

Lost 74/75 dwarves to a werezebra bite spiral. The last one decided "Fuck this," and abandoned the fort to the corpses and keas.

[itisnotlogical]

I finally managed to pull off Scorpion's teleport move and was so surprised that I forgot about the match for a moment. I still can't do it consistently so it catches me off-guard every time. At least Mirror Scorpion apparently doesn't know how to do it either.

Mortal Kombat.

[Akura]

Game bugged out during the tutorial, although that did mean Jack somehow killed two Sabbats while invisible despite being a Brujah(who do NOT get Obfuscate as far as I know). However, I could not continue the game because of that.

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Bloodlines. Restarted the game because the female Tremere looks pretty hot. I noticed my character from the previous run in the back row of the theatre during the intro.

[itisnotlogical]

I allowed myself one save state because FUCKING KANO/RAYDEN ENDURANCE MATCHES ARE BULLSHIT.

The next endurance match was...

Rayden and Sub-Zero.

Well it was a good run anyway

Mortal Kombat.

[Sirus]

A single Marill nearly wiped my party by abusing Rollout. Something like half my team was weak to it, but even so the damn thing would just hit multiple times in a row (even through Sand Attacks!) until it was powerful enough to one-shot the pokemon who were not weak. I eventually took it down when I remembered that Marill is now a Fairy-type and thus is weak to Bug attacks.

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Pokemon: Omega Ruby

[Reudh]

A single Marill nearly wiped my party by abusing Rollout. Something like half my team was weak to it, but even so the damn thing would just hit multiple times in a row (even through Sand Attacks!) until it was powerful enough to one-shot the pokemon who were not weak. I eventually took it down when I remembered that Marill is now a Fairy-type and thus is weak to Bug attacks.

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Pokemon: Omega Ruby

Fairy is not weak to bug.

It's weak to Poison and Steel, of which Marill is neutral to Steel due to its Water typing.

Thus: Marill's weaknesses are Grass, Electric, Poison.

[itisnotlogical]

So, Scorpion's Teleport just doesn't work as advertised in some instances. Meanwhile, Rayden's moves are a LOT faster and harder to dodge, in addition to the fact that he can pull them off instantly in situations where it doesn't make sense.

Mortal Kombat 2.

[Sirus]

A single Marill nearly wiped my party by abusing Rollout. Something like half my team was weak to it, but even so the damn thing would just hit multiple times in a row (even through Sand Attacks!) until it was powerful enough to one-shot the pokemon who were not weak. I eventually took it down when I remembered that Marill is now a Fairy-type and thus is weak to Bug attacks.

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Pokemon: Omega Ruby

Fairy is not weak to bug.

It's weak to Poison and Steel, of which Marill is neutral to Steel due to its Water typing.

Thus: Marill's weaknesses are Grass, Electric, Poison.

Oh right. I forgot the exact sequence of events; it was Poison Sting that eventually took the dastard down and not Fell Stinger.

[Aptus]

Four holy novas?

Art thou of shittings unto me arena?

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Hearthstone

[Akura]

Snuck into a parking garage basement, until I got caught near the bottom, where the goal was. Had to slaughter all the Tongs and gangbangers shooting at me, had to run mostly from the Tongs, since they had Uzis with stupidly high accuracy. After many liters of bloody vomit(theirs, not mine), they were all dead and I had the briefcase. I started heading back up.

I forgot I had snuck in. I couldn't bend the gangers' minds or blood faster than they could shoot me.

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Bloodlines.

[itisnotlogical]

After playing with MK2's much pickier timing, I'm finding it very hard to pull off moves in MK1. And Rayden is still cheap (unlike my totally legit spear-uppercut-teleport-sweep2win play).

Mortal Kombat.


Edit:

"WHAT? MORTAL KOMBAT 2 IS EVOLVING!"

"MORTAL KOMBAT 2 learned the move ENDLESS UNBLOCKABLE THROW SPAM!"

"ITISNOTLOGICAL's NOSTALGIA GOGGLES wore off!"

Mortal Kombat 2.

[Arcvasti]

Was a nice Gnomish Wizard who shoots instadeath from his fingers. Trying to find someones puppy, because I am pure and good. See some ants. Instakill them. See some more ants. Instakill them. The above repeated itself until my entire mana pool was spent. MORE FUCKING ANTS. After losing half my health waiting for my mana to recharge while backpedaling frantically and running into MORE FUCKING ANTS on the other side and having to burn TWO instadeath spells rather then one to get out of that alive, I finally flee from the ant nest. DOWN the stairs. Try to rest and regain my health. Lolnope, RANDOM ENCOUNTERS. Have to instadeath them too. And get injured in the process. Rest again. Same thing hapens. I gained 2-3 levels down there, literally running off fumes at ~10 health and mana. I couldn't go up at my pathetic health and mana, because I'd left a bunch of soldier ants right next to the stairs in my flight. I couldn't go down because it would be EVEN WORSE down there. Then werewolves came. And summoned huge swarms of wolves that were just as bad as the ants were. I had to resort to my wand cache[Because no mana~!] and chug all my healing potions[Because no health~!] to survive THEM. Begin resting again, hopefully there won't be another-SURPRISE ITS A CLAY STATUE. Not a problem, I think, I'll just instadeath it. It resists. First creature I've run into that doesn't get OHKed by my majyks. Since I'm at like 15 health and all the exits are blocked by MORE FUCKING RANDOM ENCOUNTERS, I get clubbed down ignominiously trying to run.

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ADOM
At least Nethack lets you regain your lost health and such in lulls in the action. I've never seen such a high spawn rate for creatures. Go Team Ant~!

[Ibid Straydrink]

Blown to smithereens in Sol system after my third consecutive run-in with an enemy battleship...

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Smugglers V