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[pisskop]

After several false starts and mindworm related tyraids, I get a decent start with controllable food ripe for foresting.  I build the human geneome and even befriend the believers, who strongarm the pirates.  Then I find out whos sharing my continent.  My first and only Santiago, who murderates me

SMAC.  Morgan is such a delight when he goes well too.

[Greiger]

Imported party of babies from X and Y.  Dratini, Zoura, Eevee, Charmander, Fletchling, and the sole party native my starter treecko.

Dratini is low hp but I'm fighting the magikarp fisherman.   But dratini is also now above lv 10, and I don't have a badge yet, I forgot that pokemon get a bit belligerent when you not playing the poke's original trainer if you don't have the proper badges for it's level.

Dratini use twister.
*dratini pretends to have not heard*
Dammit dratini, twister.
*Dratini won't obey! It hurt itself in its confusion!*
*Dratini is KO'd*

And that is how I got my first team pokemon ko of the game to the bloody magikarp fisherman.

(Pokemon AS)

[EnigmaticHat]

People need to chill the fuck out.  Every single member of our five man team was called out by someone as being bad.  Sometimes you just lose, deal with it.

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Smite

[Akura]

I leave my village, and try to cross a nearby river. I forgot to put points into swimming.

Then an alligator attacked me.

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DF Adv. Mode. I found my corpse with the next adventurer, and killed what probably was the alligator who got me.

[pisskop]

I leave my village, and try to cross a nearby river. I forgot to put points into swimming.

Then an alligator attacked me.

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DF Adv. Mode. I found my corpse with the next adventurer, and killed what probably was the alligator who got me.

Was it named?  They'll get names for killing you.  Unless you specifically drowned.

[Akura]

It wasn't. I didn't drown, though I probably should have given how long I was underwater. It was the only gator around, so I stabbed it. Repeatedly. With a silver two-hander.

[a1s]

It wasn't. I didn't drown, though I probably should have given how long I was underwater. It was the only gator around, so I stabbed it. Repeatedly. With a silver two-hander.

your story reminds me of this.

[itisnotlogical]

In Knuckles' campaign there's a part where you have to put two statues on pedestals to open the door to the next mission. However, it isn't entirely clear where you're supposed to drop the statues. Cue me resetting the area several times as I try to put the statue somewhere, only to drop it behind some scenery where it becomes unreachable.

Sonic Adventure. I see why people say that this game hasn't aged very well.


EDIT:

I thought Sonic: The Fighters was dumb. I thought Shadow the Hedgehog was pretty effing stupid. I have seen Sonic 06 from beginning to end.

In all of Sonic's history, I have never seen anything as godawful as Big the Cat's section in Sonic Adventure. It is literally the most terrible thing I have ever seen in a Sonic game.

"Hey, you know what we need in our fast-paced action platformer? AN ENTIRE CAMPAIGN DEDICATED ENTIRELY TO FISHING. But, but get this- it'll still be kinda like a platformer, because we're making it in the same engine, see? But we'll make the character really slow and fat, so they can barely get anywhere. And here's the best part: the player character is going to be huge, and still have to maneuver in levels designed for characters half their size!" *snorts cocaine* "WHERE IS MY FUCKING CHECK"

Sonic Adventure. By the way, I died mostly by snapping a line, or drowning because Big is so god damn slow

[Spehss _]

Got splattered all over the wall by the cyberdemon. Classic.

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DoomRL

I consider this an achievement though. This was on Hurt Me Plenty, harder than my typical Hey Not Too Rough runs.

[BlackFlyme]

Take four players, and throw them in one of the harder non-endgame dungeons. None of them have done it before.

One is far too undergeared. Another cannot dodge to save their life, and doesn't understand debuffs or terrain hazards. The healer tries too hard to keep everyone up, and the tank keeps going down because the healer loses focus on them to (very slowly) revive dead teammates instead.

We ran out of time in that dungeon. Took us twenty minutes to kill the first boss. Another twenty or so to kill the second. We ran out of time just as we were wiped by the final boss. For the fifth time or so.

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Final Fantasy XIV

[Eric Blank]

Crossing a mountain range, beating up wildlife. One of my companions is a crossbowman, and is taking potshots at the wildlife as well. So I get mauled by an angry kea and pass out. My companion shoots and kills the kea... one story directly above me. It falls on my head and crushes my skull. Cue my companions exclaiming how horrifying this is and then reminding each other that I am indeed dead.

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Dwarf Fortress

[MaximumZero]

200ms ping + Team Fortress 2 = u ded.

[jocan2003]

I just use the portal only to face a telecreeper right in my face and goes boom, no big deal, telecreeper can only teleport you right?

Well thats nice when your nether portal isnt sitting on an up-side down growing tree with a big huge magma sea under it....

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Minecraft mindcrack (or something like that pack )

[Akura]

Apparently the 20th level of the Arena is specifically designed to be impossible, with it randomly deciding to kill you for no reason or deciding that your weapons need not be attatched to you anymore. And that's not counting the more numerous gunners who also got a damage boost and faster reload. I'm using god-tier equipment(Colussus and Machine Flail+amethyst) and I'm getting splattered in one salvo from a noob with a rocket launcher.

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Hammerfight.

[Lightningfalcon]

Doing the archwing quest, specifically the part where you have to obtain the blueprints for it.  SO far, I've managed to obtain nine wing blueprints, and seven system blueprints.  How many do I have for the harness, the last one I need?  Zero.  If someone claims that the drops for this are anywhere NEAR random and equal, I will cut open their chest and strangle them with their own intestines.  I hate this mission so, so, so much now. 

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Warframe.  This was always here.  Anything else is heresy