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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #12900 on: September 25, 2014, 03:33:51 pm »

The other thing about the Pokemon universe is that Pokemon are terrifying.  I mean, imagine an Onyx or Golem fighting the military, to say nothing of the Pokemon with mind control powers or that move at impossible speeds.  And the earthquakes, weather control, above average intelligence (for animals) on most of them, fricken laser beams, the legendaries... really its more a universe where Eldritch Gods bow to man, for unexplained reasons (they seem chill with the whole "getting captured and never killing humans" thing, I guess because its a children's game).
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #12901 on: September 25, 2014, 03:34:31 pm »

Arceus nearly destroyed the world a couple of times.

I think that count as genocide.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #12902 on: September 25, 2014, 03:37:07 pm »

Let us not forget Ditto. Aka, The Thing From Another World.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #12903 on: September 25, 2014, 04:05:33 pm »

Retreated into a hole in the wall produced by an IDPD grenade, then got stomped on by a radiation monster after panic firing 7+ laser rifle shots into it... with their damage boosted by laser brain.  Damn thing just wouldn't die.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #12904 on: September 25, 2014, 04:41:08 pm »

Ogres. So. Many. Ogres.

Here's how the design process for Quake went:

Carmack: "Hey guys I just finished programming the Ogres."
Romero: "Sweet, I can't wait to blow up some Ogres!"
Adrian: "Cool, I'll get to work on finishing those textures for the Ogres."
Cloud: "I've been touching up the Ogre model myself, it's about ready."

All simultaneously: "THE MEETING IS OGRE"

dare i say that these enemies are

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #12905 on: September 25, 2014, 04:45:46 pm »

I was doing a perma-death run of Skyrim on legendary and when I was fighting a bandit on the way to Bleak Falls Barrow I was killed in one hit with a mace from full health, right after I leveled up twice to try to survive.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #12906 on: September 25, 2014, 04:47:26 pm »

I was doing a perma-death run of Skyrim on legendary and when I was fighting a bandit on the way to Bleak Falls Barrow I was killed in one hit with a mace from full health, right after I leveled up twice to try to survive.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #12907 on: September 25, 2014, 04:48:24 pm »

Ogres. So. Many. Ogres.

Here's how the design process for Quake went:

Carmack: "Hey guys I just finished programming the Ogres."
Romero: "Sweet, I can't wait to blow up some Ogres!"
Adrian: "Cool, I'll get to work on finishing those textures for the Ogres."
Cloud: "I've been touching up the Ogre model myself, it's about ready."

All simultaneously: "THE MEETING IS OGRE"

dare i say that these enemies are

ogre-used

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #12908 on: September 25, 2014, 05:24:51 pm »

Man, the Trainer can catch God.
It's more like Azathoth, honestly.

On topic: (turn 1) Oh hey there Bulky Bob-Ombs, I'm going to dick around while you get ready to blow up, then quickly use Veil to hide and let you suicide bomb the air. (turn 4) Wait, I didn't equip Quick Change?! FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU- (32 damage from 25 max health)

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #12909 on: September 25, 2014, 06:00:40 pm »

I was doing a perma-death run of Skyrim on legendary and when I was fighting a bandit on the way to Bleak Falls Barrow I was killed in one hit with a mace from full health, right after I leveled up twice to try to survive.
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Most of my deaths are either caused by those one hit kill moves or objects so that wouldn't help me much.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #12910 on: September 25, 2014, 06:10:47 pm »

Over at a friend's place.  He convinces me to play 5 nights at freddys.  I know basically nothing about the game.  He tells me how to close the doors turn on some lights, and how to use the cameras.  Tells me I have to survive til sunup without running out of power.  Then he leaves.

I have no idea what I'm doing but from the looks of the map I see that some cameras are outside my doors, and I see some creepy looking dolls on the cameras now and then.  After noticing that they seem to move around when I'm not looking and that I can't seem to move, I figure out that I'm not supposed to let them get to me.

a little bit later my friend comes back to see how I'm doing.  Seems I'm apparently doing very very well on a stage he can't beat.  4 AM so I'm guessing the sun is coming up soon and I'm still at 30% power.  I have a door closed because I saw something in that hall.  And my friend starts giving me advice.  He has me check the cameras by the closed door, and nothing is there and then tells me to turn the light on and open the door, but be ready to close it again quick if there is something there.

Nothing there, so he tells me to leave the door open.  He has me check the other cameras to see if I can locate the thing I saw by the door, and I can't.  Then I drop the cameras and something eats my face.
I was doing just fine til I started taking yer advice dude. :P

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #12911 on: September 25, 2014, 06:21:41 pm »

Very interesting game. Though I was a bit disappointed that the friend that introduced me spoiled the surprise in Pirate's Cove. Would have been much scarier if I wasn't expecting it.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #12912 on: September 26, 2014, 01:43:01 am »

Three Fiends and two Hell Knights, right behind a door. I had the rocket launcher equipped and promptly blew myself up in the chaos.

Quake. The sound effect that plays when you get gibbed is really gross. It's hard to hear, but once you notice it it's genuinely stomach-turning. :'(
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #12913 on: September 26, 2014, 05:58:50 am »

Wait, is Mew the ancestor to Arceus?

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #12914 on: September 26, 2014, 06:06:51 am »

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