I just played a round as a waiter on a slow night on our station. We didn't have many patrons, but the one had were very dedicated and gave us much respect. But that calm time was stopped when a troublemaker clown popped in and made a mess with helluva of paper. When I threw him out, he started screaming something about a revolution or something. A pal of his told him to burn down the bar, and I noticed the name of the clown. Comrade Honkers or something like that. He ran away, and I was forced to clean the dirty bar. But I planned a cunning revenge plan quickly. I noticed that the joker was running near the joint very often, so I thought that an ambush was in order. I picked up a Zippo lighter, a pack of smokes and a bottle of the finest rum we had. I smoked one of the cigs, and went out to search for the clown. I found him near the escape pods, just standing around. I pulled out my bottle and bashed it on the back of the head of the clown, and I ran, giggling incessantly. I decided that a further punishment should be applied to the foul beast, so I returned to the alcohol soaked clown. Then suddenly an electric storm struck and we lost the lights. I saw this as an occasin to strike. When he wasn't looking, I snuck up behind him and pulled out my trusty Zippo and lit it.
And then I set the clown ablaze. The started screaming, shouting, but nothing was coherent. No one came. I tried to put him out, as I thought he had enough, but I was too late. I killed that poor man... for littering? What have I become? But then an occasion to redeem myself has shown. I overheard the radio saying: "Security to AI, Syndicate attacking!". I picked u pa bottle of gin and sipped a little. I ran to the AI Upload chamber and I saw heavy combat between Security and Bots versus the Syndicate killers. One of them was disguised as the Captain and was uploading new laws to the AI. I seen that my interference was needed, that without me the station would fall under the combined force of Syndicate and a rouge AI. I rushed between the lasers and hit the captain wannabe in the head with the bottle, but I didn't ahev enough time to set him on fire. I was forced to run, but the lasers of the Syndicate hit me in the back. So much pain! And those bastards weren't content with that - one of them pulled out an energy sword and cut my head pretty badly. I felt my blood flowing out quickly, and I knew that I would die soon, but I was unable to move, or fight. I died due to the massive blood loss. And I didn't even got to see the end - I lost connection to Yogstation and I had to restart my PC. Overall, one of the most fun games I've played in a while.
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