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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #12285 on: June 25, 2014, 02:02:17 am »

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #12286 on: June 25, 2014, 12:21:10 pm »

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #12287 on: June 25, 2014, 05:17:28 pm »

Our characters awoke in our bunks to a blaring alarm, asking us to report to the briefing room in 3 minutes. Our characters all threw on their clothes and sprinted to the briefing room. This would not be fast enough, so Summ called an autohack to carry us to the briefing room. When it arrived, it hit both me and Elly, completely decimating us by turning us into paste. No chunks.

Our clones spawned in the trunk of the same autohack. Summ had taken the wheel, and was driving extremely fast. Eventually, the trunk popped open, and we had a chance to escape. As the car's mega boosters activated, I braced for a big impact. Elly jumped out of the trunk instead, instantly dying. With me still inside, the car accellerated to speeds faster than light, completely obliterating me from existence.

Summ somehow survived this, the badass, and she arrived at the briefing safely. She was given lots of gear with which she was instructed to fight commies. She walked to R&D to pick up some extras. When she got there, a robot dropped two seeds on the floor and poured water on them. They became Elly and my third clone. I got armor, and a sticky gun. Summ got grenades, and a mysterious remote. I'm not joking, as soon as the GM, GUNINANRUNIN, mentioned the remote, I had a feeling that it would be the death of me. Elly got rocketboots and a useless yellow cube. After we left, I made a phonecall.

As soon as I got off the phone, the shit had already hit the fan. Elly was flying around, while police tried to arrest her for holding the useless cube. She flew away. Summ and I went to a fast tube station. We were on official business, so we got to cut the line. Being a couple of geniuses, we accidentally stepped into the tube while there was no car available. We promptly became the cars, and flew through the tube as my hatred for public transport grew.

We safely arrived at the frontlines, and I dove into the middle of the battlefield, and asked the two armies to stop fighting. They ignored me, as bullets rapidly ricochet off of my body. Meanwhile, the remote had begun to speak to Summ in an adorable voice. It was telling Summ, "Use me! Use me!" She began using it. The remote seized my body, and Summ was piloting me around the battlefield. Both sides had become terrified, and everyone was just trying to kill me. My armor made me invincible. Nanomachines, son, they harden in response to physical trauma. They couldn't hurt me. Eventually the Commies called in a tankbot to deal with me. I tried to bullshit it by saying I was friendly. It didn't believe me. The remote instructed Summ to press the red button. Oh, why did she do it?

As soon as she did it, my character's armor folded up, and he was crushed into a cube. "The feeling of your death is not available at your clearance" GUNIN explained. My character's last words were "I HATE EVERYTHING" before he was crushed. "Miniaturization complete" the remote giggled.

Here lies DAN-R-IBO. You laughed as he died. 2014-2014


EDIT: I just noticed you guys are already talking about it. Oh well.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #12288 on: June 25, 2014, 07:18:02 pm »

Right, I know what channel I'm lurking for the foreseeable future.

Edit: Oh right, death...  Well technically the "final boss" in Hotline Miami (reminded me of The Bride from Kill Bill) but also I was replaying FarCry3.  I scouted a bandit camp from a convenient ridge, I think I tagged them all with the camera.  I sneak down, I'm waiting for a good opening to stealthily knife the two guards at this entrance, when I hear growling behind me.  Followed by shouting and shooting as the guards spin towards me, followed by lots of bullets as I wrestle a tiger.  The hunter became the hunted...
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #12289 on: June 26, 2014, 06:59:06 pm »

I was about to climb the ladder to the loot evac point on the roof with a sliver of health left, my mentally challenged AI teammates on my heels. There was five SWAT operatives in the hallway by the ladder, so I bounced a grenade off the opposite wall and took cover.

It turns out that explosions pierce walls on this game. I did not realize this. Contract failed.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #12290 on: June 27, 2014, 12:15:42 am »

Shot down a terror ship. It turned out to be snakeman race.   The rest can probably be guessed.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #12291 on: June 27, 2014, 12:23:50 am »

Shot down a terror ship. It turned out to be snakeman race.   The rest can probably be guessed.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #12292 on: June 27, 2014, 01:28:07 am »

No.  I had forgotten what terror unit the snakemen bring, by the time I saw my mistake everyone was too far from the skyranger.

Not even the HWP/Rocket was spared.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #12293 on: June 27, 2014, 06:39:45 am »

Got shot by bandits after fucking up everything since everything.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #12294 on: June 27, 2014, 10:06:39 am »

Had my tank round hit the car in front of it, instead of the alien.  The explosion wiped out my tank and two guys next to it.  I was on ironman.  Ragequit.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #12295 on: June 27, 2014, 10:16:47 am »

DESERT BANDITS.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #12296 on: June 27, 2014, 02:48:46 pm »

I got that game on the steam sale 2 days ago and made a new game.  The starter mission had a merchant telling me to recruit five peasants and then fight a bandit group outside the town.  I go outside, wait a bit and see a group of ten bandits charging me.  "Well," I think to my self, "its the first mission and they said I could beat it with 6 guys"...

Cue it being an actual randomly spawned bandit group and kicking my ass :/
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #12297 on: June 27, 2014, 02:58:31 pm »

So...
what game?
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #12298 on: June 27, 2014, 03:01:14 pm »

From the use of the phrase "that game", I assume it to be a direct response to the previous post, which would make it Mount and Blade: Warband.  On the other hand...

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #12299 on: June 27, 2014, 03:09:46 pm »

BOOLDUZUUUUURURURHRHRURHRUHRUHHRURH!!!
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