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[varnish]

Shooting down the helicopter that you've grappled onto as it hovers over a gas station is always a good idea, no matter what the end results are.

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Just Cause 2

[Spehss _]

A frog literally threw itself under my feet as I was falling, killing itself. The bounce off the frog's head caused me to ricochet back up and into the spikes of a tiki trap, which I was trying to avoid by falling in the first place.

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Spelunky

[gigaraptor487]

I sent in 2 4 unit blocks ( 80 soldiers) of Motostrelki in BMP-2 transports across at a town without smoking the buildings first with mortars. LAWs and other ATGMs killed all the IFVs and but about 15 whom made it to buildings to garrison, and then a pair of Jaguar bombers flew down and killed them quickly with the bombs.

Luckily I managed to stop the TO-55s and strela 2 vehicles before they got caught in the mess

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Wargame : AirLand Battle, Stockholm map Zhukov 2

It's great, buy it on steam, it is 66% off now

[Trapezohedron]

Say hello to Dark (Hard) Ragne! *cue evil thunder things*

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PSO2SEA
Yep, still crappy.

[Akura]

Feeling good about wiping out a whole bunch of elves climbing my tower. Then I noticed a sleigh had landed on the roof right next the chimney.

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Garden Gnome Carnage.

[hops]

Two words: Orc priests.

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Dungeon Crawl: Stone Soup

[Wimopy]

Was in the process of shooting apart an enemy plane that was trailing my teammate that was trailing another plane, while I was also being trailed by a plane being trailed.
I managed to miscalc my distance though and when I thought I could shoot just a bit more to make sure my teammate was safe my wing got ripped off from a crash. My left wing. While I was near the enemy's left wing, so in all honesty, the nose of the plane should have been damaged or the right wing...

Damn cannons started to reload after first shot so I couldn't end it fast, too...

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War Thunder, not the first and not the last time I misjudge

[lionstar]

My homeworld got blown up because I didn't pay the protection fee.

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Distant Worlds

[Tawa]

*Indiana Jones theme with DF guitar underscore*

"Ha ha, take that, you gnome! By my beard, I shall reach Minetown in no time whatsoever!"

*BOULDERCRUSH*

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Nethack. Sudden boulder squishes my dwarf archaeologist.

[hops]

*Indiana Jones theme with DF guitar underscore*

"Ha ha, take that, you gnome! By my beard, I shall reach Minetown in no time whatsoever!"

*BOULDERCRUSH*

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Nethack. Sudden boulder squishes my dwarf archaeologist.

Wait 'till you play it with SLASH'EM mod and have all your wands exploded by a spark bug.

[Tawa]

Aw man, not again!

"You're the skipper, Skipper! I think you should go first!"

*Gets stuck on log, eaten by boars*

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Did you know that they once made a Gilligan's Island game for the NES? It's horribly difficult. You play as the Skipper and Gilligan (who is, for some reason, not wearing his trademark red shirt) follows you around, getting stuck on crap and falling in holes. Meanwhile, there are various monsters running around that you're supposed to beat up but are nearly impossible to do so, due to your punch's broken hitbox. You are also given a time limit, which is drastically reduced if you leave Gilligan behind. I think you're supposed to find stuff and give it to the other people on the island, but I still haven't found any of it.

Oh, and Ginger isn't in the game for some reason.

[pisskop]

Okay.  I am at war with Hayua/Gilgamesh Permalliance.  Its an issue because instead of finishing them off like I would usually I let the concentrate their powers while I diddled about with religion and smugginess.  However, Im still Charlemagne; I'm awesome.

So I've been wiping out Gilgamesh and holding off Hayua.  I've been playing with paratroopers to see how the ai would react.  At least Hayua's.  Hayua actually learned not to leave unprotected workers in his lands, because I kept paradropping in and smiting his stacks of them.  That's bloody awesome!

I died when I spaced on the fact that freshly dropped paratroopers cant attack military units or cities, but can take workers and civilians.  Cost me an island paradrop too, but a second one did the trick.

CIV

[Cthulhu]

The tastefully named "Cincinnati Crackwhore," a B-17c bomber stationed in London, was on its second mission.  A bombing run of the St. Omer airfield just across the channel ended in embarrassing failure, with 0% of its payload landing on target.  This is a lot like the first mission, where 0% of its payload landed on target.

As the plane was turning around to head home, a Bf 110 came in low and from behind for a perfect strafe, lighting up the port engine.  With the fuel tank on fire and a wing-ripping explosion inevitable, the crew was forced to bail out over occupied France while the plane was still flying level.  Only two men, Navigator Claud Hurley and the unfortunately  named ball turret gunner Tad Short, were ever heard from again.

The game is B-17 Queen of the Skies, an old Avalon Hill board game recreated in Vassal.  It's pretty fun for a few hours, but it's a solitaire game and very, very heavily simulated, so there's not a whole lot of player choice involved.  You have to write your own stories if you really want to enjoy it.  My disrespectful designation and ridiculous randomly generated crew names may be part of the reason this one ended so badly.

[The Scout]

I finally get to flagship after several attempts. Turns out this mod makes the flagship have random weapons. Oh I wonder what they could be! Fucking 3 tri-burst missile launchers. That's 5 missiles per burst launcher, so... that's 15 missiles per tri-launcher. Which means I have 45 missiles flying at me. Every 7 or so seconds. I call bullshit game.
FTL with some unnamed mod

[Urist Imiknorris]

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